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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Well?

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blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
just hang some more crooked shelves, you fiend.

and Yes, it's a good idea.

Do it.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Probably not, but definitely not over the toilet bowl.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

no. I don't want to put that poo poo together

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a chandelier that lowers into the bowl to cut up your massive turds :thunk:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
who are you trying to impress with it?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i poo poo in complete darkness to heighten all my other senses as i continue my quest for the perfect turd

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Chandelier, no, they are rarely appropriate for a home these days unless you are going for some very specific styles that you probably can't pull off without a multi-million dollar budget.

Pendent light fixture, which is commonly thought of as a chandelier because of function, form and scale, absolutely, sometimes needed. Your bathroom really needs a scale to it for it to work that you also probably can't afford.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I'm thinking something like this:

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Jun 10, 2023

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
You know in Germany, they put the chandelier in the toilet.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Duck and Cover posted:

I'm thinking something like this.



you should probably call a lawyer.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you should probably call a lawyer.

Why? Do you think that person would sue me for taking inspiration from their design?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
OP do you want guests to come over and then have to use the toilet but not be able to because they're intimidated by how fancy it is then you should get a chandelier.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Duck and Cover posted:

I'm thinking something like this:



It only works if you have a comically large toilet to hang it over.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Duck and Cover posted:

Why? Do you think that person would sue me for taking inspiration from their design?

Maybe.. What the gently caress do I know

Me again.
Oct 19, 2017
If you slip in water on the floor your flailing arm might slap it and get tangled and pull it down atop you, so that you die of blood loss from broken glass before you ever wake up from your concussion.

(Really, it'd suck to clean and you could never let it ride since it'd be 10 inches from your eyes or w/e.)

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
lmao one doesn't clean a chandelier one's self. The cleaning service come in and do it once a month or just before any social events.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who are you trying to impress with it?

Trying to convince my turdz to stay in me forever.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Duck and Cover posted:

I'm thinking something like this:



That's my bathroom. But it's full of porno mags instead of classified documents :smug:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Trying to convince my turdz to stay in me forever.

never gonna happen Bloodfart. Sorry dude

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

One day you're gonna crap so hard the chandelier will come crashing down on you

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

If there's anything I know about filling your place with chandeliers its that eventually an assassin is going to drop one on you and totally get a Silent Assassin rating. Do you really want an assassin getting away with that while you're on the toilet?

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

never gonna happen Bloodfart. Sorry dude

why do you look different again, and what's up with your birthday? is it today?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

blight rhino posted:

why do you look different again, and what's up with your birthday? is it today?



Nah, Its May 19th.

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
It is a good idea as long as your toilet looks like this

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Hello Machine posted:

It is a good idea as long as your toilet looks like this



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

never gonna happen Bloodfart. Sorry dude

Oxys will help us!

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

nine-gear crow posted:

It only works if you have a comically large toilet to hang it over.

I don't know about a comically large toilet, I want a comically deep one. An Abyssal Toilet where you have the seat but it sits above a 1' pipe down into the earth with the water jets at the top spraying the sides down. In a two story house the logs could fall 40-50' feet below the foundation to where the bend is. Listening for the distant splash would be a lot of fun.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Oxys will help us!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Hell yeah that's dope

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

you don't have enough documents of the right type

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

you don't have enough documents of the right type

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qanF-91aJo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bathroom pepper cannon?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
If you could get it to spin, that'd be pretty boss.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Das Boo posted:

If you could get it to spin, that'd be pretty boss.

You mean like rifling? So it'd be more accurate on the way down? Interesting.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





real bathrooms use disco balls anyway

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

how come they dont make bathrooms with mirrors on the ceiling like in horny motels?

EDIT:

Possibly coin operated magic fingers toilet seat?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

bossy lady posted:

how come they dont make bathrooms with mirrors on the ceiling like in horny motels?

EDIT:

Possibly coin operated magic fingers toilet seat?

a question for the ages

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
My old apartment had a full body mirror across from the toilet so you could watch yourself poo poo

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TheKub
May 11, 2006

bossy lady posted:

how come they dont make bathrooms with mirrors on the ceiling like in horny motels?

EDIT:

Possibly coin operated magic fingers toilet seat?

I'm imagining sitting in a bathroom stall taking a poop, looking up to see a top-down view of the guy in the stall next to you having a wank.

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