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LiquidFriend posted:At first I was like nah but now I gotta say watching Mike Williams catch the game winning touchdown against the Chargers while Harbaugh gnaws at the air would amuse me. He'd also stay healthy all year because god isn't real.
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a neat cape posted:He'd also stay healthy all year because god isn't real. He'd miss half the season and then emerge in perfect form for the playoffs
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The337th posted:He'd miss half the season and then emerge in perfect form for the playoffs Yeah this is more in line with normal Chiefs performance.
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Pron on VHS posted:I'm going with Kadarius Toney Breakout of this roster and onto the street bitch
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Midnightghoul posted:Jody Fortson is gone... ...who will Chiefs fans predict as a breakout candidate every year now Justyn Ross
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So wait did the Chiefs sign Mike Williams or not I can't tell https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1768349976046801058 apparently this guy can't be trusted?
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Fat Jesus posted:Skyy Moore will bambooozle us all with his new-found crisp route running and steady hands as pigs fly over the stadium Flying pigs provide the most tender rib meat
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Let's see why people might say that: On September 6, 2017, Carton was arrested by federal agents at his home in New York City on criminal charges of securities fraud, wire fraud and conspiracy to commit those offenses. Carton, Michael Wright, Dean Heiser and Joseph Meli were alleged to have defrauded $4.8 million from investors by falsely claiming that the group had access to millions of dollars of face-value concert tickets through nonexistent agreements with concert promoters. Although Carton proved in court via witness testimony and the Government also confirmed that he had bought the tickets in question, a parallel civil complaint filed by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission alleged that Carton used some of the funds from a ticket investor for gambling and only purchased the tickets at a later date. Trial testimony further proved that Carton had no existing gambling debt at the time when the alleged fraud was perpetrated. The question became whether his credit-card purchase of the tickets five weeks after he had allegedly misappropriated the funds that he had received for ticket purchases constituted fraud. Carton's lawyers argued that money is fungible and, as such, the manner in which Carton had purchased the tickets was not significant as long as he actually purchased them as he claimed. The jury accepted the government's version of events, and based on the evidence found Carlton guilty. Carton was convicted of fraud on November 7, 2018, in Manhattan federal court after a week-long trial. Sentencing was scheduled for February 27, 2019, before being delayed until March 15. Carton was sentenced on April 5 to three and a half years in prison and ordered to make restitution of $4.8 million. He reported to the United States Penitentiary, Lewisburg minimum-security satellite camp on June 17, 2019, to begin serving a minimum of 36 months of a maximum 42-month sentence. Carton was released from prison to a halfway house on June 23, 2020, and ultimately to home confinement. While in federal prison, he completed a 500-hour cognitive behavioral therapy course that made him eligible for release. Carton served his entire sentence and was released from federal custody on June 8, 2021. 
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Hoping this is somehow wrong/fake https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1768461388492546510 edit: fuuuuuuck https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1768461818203087337
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The337th posted:I know he's old, but a 4th rounder, lol With that contract. The return isn't bad. But I am emotional right now.
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LiquidFriend posted:Time to also bring in Mike Williams and watch the world burn. If we get both put up a statue of Bark Vark wherever they build New Arrowhead (totally not Native American arrowheads)
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Marquise "Power & Light" Brown
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kiimo posted:I guess I'll be the first to order Brown Rice That's been reserved since Tim Brown and Jerry Rice played together, don't disrespect that with 2 extremely mid receivers, get a different nickname tia
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a neat cape posted:With that contract. Yeah. That stung harder than I expected. But none of this would’ve been necessary if Telesco and his band of idiots hadn’t hosed things up this bad.
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Pron on VHS posted:it's funny that last offseason Andy Reid started texted "rings" to the governor and it actually works
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Pron on VHS posted:it's funny that last offseason Andy Reid started texted "rings" to free agents and it actually works This would be even funnier if he used emojis
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That’s next year. 💍💍💍🍔🍔🍔
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When I think of Hollywood Brown, I just think “another Mecole Hardman”. I haven’t paid attention to him since his rookie year but I don’t remember anything to get excited about. Someone change my mind.
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No Butt Stuff posted:gently caress Britt Reid. gently caress Mike Parsons especially. Dude pardoned Britt Reid without anyone asking him to conveniently after the Chiefs won a 2nd Super Bowl in a row. Dude is a total loving rear end in a top hat and created a situation that reeks of impropriety
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Ort posted:When I think of Hollywood Brown, I just think “another Mecole Hardman”. I haven’t paid attention to him since his rookie year but I don’t remember anything to get excited about. Someone change my mind. Hollywood can get separation and catch the ball so much so he was a productive wr on the Greg Roman offense Ravens. He should be real nice in this offense where he's like the 3rd option
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Metapod posted:catch the ball You’ve done the job well, I’m in. He is a speed guy? Or more of an over the middle guy?
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Ort posted:You’ve done the job well, I’m in. He is a speed guy? Or more of an over the middle guy? Hes a tiny speed guy
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kiimo posted:Isn't Hollywood Brown named after Hollywood, Florida? Or am I just totally inventing that He's named after Doc Hollywood, his parents were huge Michael J Fox fans vvvv LIES Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Mar 16, 2024 |
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kiimo posted:Isn't Hollywood Brown named after Hollywood, Florida? Or am I just totally inventing that Yes, he’s from Hollywood and went to high school there too (As opposed to some of the big football factory high schools down here like St. Thomas).
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