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Deshaun Watson?
gently caress 'em
Lock 'em up
gently caress the Cowboys
Goku should beat him up
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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

"punt fumble fumble punt"

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
I guess my question now, after watching this Steelers game, is what kind of magic would you need to make anything on the offense work? Is it a selling your soul kind of deal?

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




It feels like this game started yesterday and it's almost tomorrow.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

These teams suck my nuts.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Sono posted:

It feels like this game started yesterday and it's almost tomorrow.

This game is forever.

How can the browns score 4 to tie it up?

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


Tulalip Tulips posted:

I guess my question now, after watching this Steelers game, is what kind of magic would you need to make anything on the offense work? Is it a selling your soul kind of deal?

Let the AI from Madden 05 call plays

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Mystic Stylez posted:

230 million guaranteed for this quarterback

not for Patrick Mahomes
or Joe Burrow
or Justin Herbert
or Lamar Jackson
or Jalen Hurts

they could have paid Baker way less for substantially better play

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Thinking about it.

Imagine how much better the Browns would be if they just kept Baker Mayfield

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Tulalip Tulips posted:

I guess my question now, after watching this Steelers game, is what kind of magic would you need to make anything on the offense work? Is it a selling your soul kind of deal?

Replacing Matt Canada with ChatGPT is a better option at this point.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Alexander, if you felt compelled to rip Watson's patella off when you made that tackle...


Nobody would be that mad.

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Tulalip Tulips posted:

I guess my question now, after watching this Steelers game, is what kind of magic would you need to make anything on the offense work? Is it a selling your soul kind of deal?

Currently at fortune-teller’s curse level right now, might get to killing your firstborn level if they lose any more players

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

wilderthanmild posted:

Every rear end in a top hat I know kept telling me how much of steal this would be when this overrated rapist won us a Superbowl.

Now they've doomed the little glimmer of hope the franchise showed a few years ago.

I'm sorry, I hate the Browns and these fans but I can't imagine how lovely it is for people like you. just taking away all the joy in watching your favorite sports team and burying the franchise for the foreseeable future too

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Kalli posted:

With Matt Patricia gone, I think Canada is comfortably the worst offensive coordinator.

in his 2 full seasons plus so far this year the offense has never had a 400 yard game and has scored 30 points only twice (both losses). they went i believe 30 some games without scoring on opening drives. here's a bunch of other pathetic stats like this that i can't remember right now. he was a terrible oc in college outside of one year (2016 with Pitt where Tomlin first got acquainted with him). he is the loving worst.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I don't mind a bit of prevent, at this point preventing the touchdown is all that matters

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Tulalip Tulips posted:

I guess my question now, after watching this Steelers game, is what kind of magic would you need to make anything on the offense work? Is it a selling your soul kind of deal?

Todd Haley has to be available

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Selling your metaphorical soul for Watson. What a bunch of loving marks.

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Hellofa time for the Steelers defence to give up.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


PASS THE MASH posted:

Todd Haley has to be available

The pendulum swingers

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


Shes Not Impressed posted:

Replacing Matt Canada with ChatGPT is a better option at this point.

Naw chatgpt would just try to call plays with 13 players with two receivers running the wrong way

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

wilderthanmild posted:

This game is forever.

How can the browns score 4 to tie it up?

two safeties :getin:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

Thinking about it.

Imagine how much better the Browns would be if they just kept Baker Mayfield

Baker screwed himself so badly by trying to play through injuries that should have had him sidelined. If he just sits out that season do we end up here?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Roasted Donut posted:

in his 2 full seasons plus so far this year the offense has never had a 400 yard game and has scored 30 points only twice (both losses). they went i believe 30 some games without scoring on opening drives. here's a bunch of other pathetic stats like this that i can't remember right now. he was a terrible oc in college outside of one year (2016 with Pitt where Tomlin first got acquainted with him). he is the loving worst.

PASS THE MASH posted:

Todd Haley has to be available

Yeah basically. Fire Canada, replace with anybody who's had a competent offense before, things will probably be better. The Steelers don't have great offensive talent, but they're nowhere near as hapless as their output looks. They got dudes

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
At this point, we should just rename the Browns and stop pretending they have a history before 1999. Paul Brown had nothing to do with this shame

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
If Steelers lose, Matt Canada better be loving fired.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Space Jam posted:

two safeties :getin:

Fumble at the 1, safety on Pickett.

Receive the punt, fumble again at 1, safety on Pickett.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

SVP is hyped up from that O's comeback victory

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
excited to see how long two minutes can take

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kinda wish we could get a TD and a FG, because who wouldn't want a full OT

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Watson garbage again.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


punting here if im stefanski

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
HIGH END TALENT SAVES THE DAY

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Feels good

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Kalli posted:

Thinking about it.

Imagine how much better the Browns would be if they just kept Baker Mayfield

Even if Baker was playing as badly as Watson is now, they'd at least have more money

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Browns have to go for it.

Somebody make sure Cooper is covered.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Watson is really good at throwing the ball into open space/out of bounds.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I could watch Watson eating poo poo all day

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Come on, give us a great ending here, eat poo poo Watson

DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
Watson does a great job of extending plays to accomplish absolutely nothing

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

lol the rarely played "IT'S FOUUUUURTH DOWWNN" button

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
That was DPI, but gently caress you Watson you don't deserve to get bailed out by a bad defender.

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