|
The best thing about the Taylor Swift/Kelce thing is watching all the Swifties on Twitter/X speedrunning what football is, how one plays a football, what one wears as a fan of a football, etc. At the rate they're going, by tonight they'll be arguing about it being a passing league vs. RUN THE BALL.
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 21:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 28, 2024 10:59 |
|
|
We Got Us A Bread posted:The best thing about the Taylor Swift/Kelce thing is watching all the Swifties on Twitter/X speedrunning what football is, how one plays a football, what one wears as a fan of a football, etc. At the rate they're going, by tonight they'll be arguing about it being a passing league vs. RUN THE BALL. Yeah that's the best thing alright.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 21:10
|
|
|
a neat cape posted:God I love him Hope they keep Moore after they fire Staley at the end of the season, Herbert deserves a competent offensive mind to help him rain down more TDs.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 22:32
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/paulapasche/status/1706402456622534760?t=ROsTKIZ-V67tAPGd7GPQ6w&s=19
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 22:37
|
|
|
https://x.com/MicheleSteele/status/1706329395382640668?s=20 they can only go up from here!
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 23:17
|
|
|
I know, celebrity culture and all, but that betting thing feels gross I went back and watched the Dolphins game, since I usually redzone it up in Sundays. Interesting that it didn’t even feel that out of control until near the end of the first half.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 23:17
|
|
|
Mr. Nice! posted:Sean Payton isn't going to get fired for giving up 70 points. He got the team to score 69 points through three games when last year they had only 44 at the same point last year. I think the majority of last year's were defensive, as well. This year has mostly been offense. The Broncos offense is definitely much better than it was last year and will continue to get better week over week. Yeah. This season was going to be a team audit either way. The only heat on Payton is figuring out a proportional response to eating a 70-burger. Even if it’s not canning Joseph, he needs to do something to signal to Penner and the fan base that yesterday was unacceptable. Hell, just make the whole fuckin’ team run suicides all day tomorrow until they’re puking or they quit. Bench every starter for the first series against the Bears. Something.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 23:21
|
|
|
 Dolphins sent the Broncos to the negative zone. Also, Browns D rules.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 23:22
|
|
|
The jets should give every retread, UDFA, or practice squad QB out there a 1 week on the job try out game and just keep trying until they find one better than zach wilson.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 23:28
|
|
|
wilderthanmild posted:The jets should give every retread, UDFA, or practice squad QB out there a 1 week on the job try out game and just keep trying until they find one better than zach wilson. i feel like i would take any starting cfl qb over wilson? would wilson even start in the cfl? jets should call any of them. not sure how that would look contractually, but they'd at least be in shape and motivated. e: also, comedy change of scene options: fields for wilson. abelwingnut fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Sep 25, 2023 |
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 23:29
|
|
|
Hackett trying to build an offense that Fields would do well in in the middle of the season lol
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 23:33
|
|
|
abelwingnut posted:yea, what exactly is going on here? how did he fix that o-line from shaky to an actual wall? There's basically no exposure to a real pass rush for a variety of reasons. They run a really low rate of "true" pass protection(loads of RPO/PA/bootleg/screens), which changes the blocking. They don't get forced into a lot of "must pass" situations because they do so well on 1st and 2nd down, so the whole playbook is open and there aren't a lot of snaps where the pass rush trusts just going all-out attacking. Tua has a quick release and great anticipation on timing routes, so the ball is out very quickly to guys who are further down the field than the drop depth and timing would be for most of the rest of the league.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2023 23:34
|
|
|
Ehud posted:
Diva Cupcake posted:https://twitter.com/silversteinadam/status/1706051889278644391?s=61&t=5XhQ3IY0TKf9sLs_Mzh2Lw https://twitter.com/kingofphinland/status/1706084797943001557 https://twitter.com/hardrockbet/status/1706116327142736276 Tua receipts is a whole genre apparently
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 00:08
|
|
|
Lasagna Pilot posted:https://twitter.com/kingofphinland/status/1706084797943001557 Under every single tweet about Justin Herbert, it's 75% Dolphins fans yelling about how Tua is better
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 00:53
|
|
|
How did Justin Fields throw for only 99 yards when his team was down two scores the entire game ?
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 01:22
|
|
|
The Dolphins were pretty hapless for a while and there were a lot of weirdly aggressive takes on Tua, I kinda like the aggressive shittalking now that he's succeeding. Although the Tuanon folks bullying, like, Mina Kimes, when she's always been pretty fair and well-reasoned about Tua (as she is about everything, 'cause she's, y'know, good at her job) is weird. They should probably cut that out.
MJeff fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Sep 26, 2023 |
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 01:27
|
|
|
Despera posted:How did Justin Fields throw for only 99 yards when his team was down two scores the entire game ? The Chicago Bears don't do passing offense
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 01:29
|
|
|
Despera posted:How did Justin Fields throw for only 99 yards when his team was down two scores the entire game ? He doesn't throw anymore.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 01:29
|
|
|
a neat cape posted:Under every single tweet about Justin Herbert, it's 75% Dolphins fans yelling about how Tua is better it should be at least 90%
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 02:01
|
|
|
MJeff posted:Tuanon Lol
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 02:19
|
|
|
2020 qb rankings tua herbert -- hurts love -- burrow -- huntley -- others
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 02:26
|
|
|
i was a member of tuanon solely because it had a great name
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 02:31
|
|
|
a neat cape posted:Under every single tweet about Justin Herbert, it's 75% Dolphins fans yelling about how Tua is better Yeah, there’s a lot of pent up rage in dumb dolphins fans having to deal with every single mention of Tua over the last 3 years invoking SHOUDLVE DRAFTED HERBERT LOLOL!!! IDIOTS!! In the responses. There’s a common denominator and it’s people saying stupid poo poo for attention, whether it’s Chris Simms or a Chargers/Dolphins fan arguing about a decision that was 5 years ago
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 02:35
|
|
|
Yup, I came up with that right off the dome right now. Pretty clever, imo.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 02:36
|
|
|
Amy Pole Her posted:Yeah, there’s a lot of pent up rage in dumb dolphins fans having to deal with every single mention of Tua over the last 3 years invoking SHOUDLVE DRAFTED HERBERT LOLOL!!! IDIOTS!! In the responses. They are both excellent and good, we should all move on and enjoy them imo
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 02:36
|
|
|
Also Tua actually being a good quarterback was slightly more believable than the world being run by cannibalistic pedofiles
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 02:37
|
|
|
Despera posted:Also Tua actually being a good quarterback was slightly more believable than the world being run by cannibalistic pedofiles disagree
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 02:39
|
|
|
a neat cape posted:They are both excellent and good, we should all move on and enjoy them imo Amen
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 02:44
|
|
|
The Bucs run game did diddly poo the entire game so what do they do when on the half yard line after the pick? Safety lol. I hope that DB kicked the OC in the balls
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:10
|
|
|
Eagles are really drat good. Them vs the 49ers NFC Championship game please. Baker was decent tonight so that's encouraging.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:12
|
|
|
I can't wait for the Russell Wilson... is BACK articles next week after the Bears give him 7 seconds in the pocket all night.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:13
|
|
|
TIL that the Bucs mascot has a sword, which I guess makes sense but I don't usually think of mascots having accessories. Also I'm surprised that the Eagles haven't started 3-0 since the early 90s. Not even once in the late 90s/early 00s Reid years?
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:14
|
|
|
It's cool the entire NFL let the Eagles have Jalen Carter. What's that? He did something? Huh.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:16
|
|
|
C-Euro posted:TIL that the Bucs mascot has a sword, which I guess makes sense but I don't usually think of mascots having accessories. Eagles started 8-0 last year And like 8-0 the TO year
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:17
|
|
|
R.D. Mangles posted:I can't wait for the Russell Wilson... is BACK articles next week after the Bears give him 7 seconds in the pocket all night. interestingly he didnt look that bad against Miami. actually made some plays out of nothing. with a lesser QB that game would have been a laugher
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:19
|
|
|
wandler20 posted:Eagles are really drat good. Them vs the 49ers NFC Championship game please. Oh yes. I want the rematch. I'm also looking forward to Chiefs-Dolphins in the AFCCG. Whoever wins the Superbowl the 49ers the fans win.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:22
|
|
|
Harlock posted:It's cool the entire NFL let the Eagles have Jalen Carter. What's that? He did something? Huh. He's a problem. https://twitter.com/NFLRookieWatxh/status/1706492563044130958?t=9tSFT2xUcMEYUDdX0qNq9g&s=19
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:23
|
|
|
Good thing the bears didn't take him he might have been a distraction
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:23
|
|
|
Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Eagles started 8-0 last year Yeah they said two years in a row 3-0
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:24
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 28, 2024 10:59 |
|
|
wandler20 posted:He's a problem. Dude is a wrecker without even talking about his performance behind the wheel
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2023 03:25
|
|