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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > MNF 12/18: Eagles @ Seahawks
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Favorite Football Kingdom?
Birds (Eagles, Seahawks)
Humans (Niners, Vikings)
Other Mammals (Broncos, Lions)
Reptiles (Seattle Sea Dragons, Cleveland Browns)
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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
There are lots of animal teams! Animals!

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:31
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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Jalen don't look so hot!!!!

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:09
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress Matt Patricia

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:09
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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 gently caress Matt Patricia

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:10
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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

 Ball time

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:10
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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 Eagles, all the Lions fans are with you tonight

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:10
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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 we may have been whooped yesterday, but I’m still laughing that we spanked the eagles so hard that they dumped their DC down and promoted that fat dumb rapist from the pats in his place

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:11
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 The Philadelphia Eagles are dogshit garbage

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:12
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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

fartknocker posted:

gently caress Matt Patricia
* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:12
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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

triple sulk posted:

The Philadelphia Eagles are dogshit garbage

I wish my team was as dogshit garbage as the Eagles are.

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:12
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
lets go the philadelphia football eagles

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:13
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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Kloaked00 posted:

Eagles, all the Lions fans are with you tonight

my hatred of matt "rapist and also horrible dogshit coach" patricia trumps my desire for the seahawks to be safely out of our way

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:13
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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003

fartknocker posted:

gently caress Matt Patricia
* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:14
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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Mods please add "This Game Is For The Birds" to the thread title.

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:14
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

WoodrowSkillson posted:

gently caress Matt Patricia
* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:14
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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
gently caress Matt Patricia.

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:14
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
snoop has an opinion about tonight's game I guess


also yes gently caress matt patricia, I'm sorry about the monkey's paw I wished on to get sean desai gone, everyone

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:14
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Last ManningCast of the regular season, apparently, but they'll have Mina Kimes on later

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
can never remember to make it a checkbox, sorry

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:15
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 the eagles will never play in clear weather again

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:16
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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

Stuff from FOMO Chicken (Southern-style wings, fried pickles, ranch).

Let's enjoy this foggy evening with the Mannings.

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:16
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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

 This is gonna suck

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:16
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 gently caress the Cowboys

Go Birds of the Philadelphia variety.

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:16
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
please be unfrauds tonight birdies

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:16
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 hurts looks like poo poo just based on his movement jogging out

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 oh hey he did a thing

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 establish the run?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

triple sulk posted:

establish the run?
shocking blasphemy if true

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 run status: not established

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RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


 god ert

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

mcmagic posted:

I wish my team was as dogshit garbage as the Eagles are.

:hmmyes:

fartknocker posted:

Last ManningCast of the regular season, apparently, but they'll have Mina Kimes on later

Is it the season or the year? Peyton said '23 so it could go either way

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:18
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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 gently caress bird teams, go bird teams.

Hawks gonna get destroyed :smith:

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:19
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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Just tuned in. FLY EAGLES FLY!

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:19
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
lol@ wagner just staring as goddert runs past him to get open

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:19
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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Any of you ever have those salmon pinwheels from Costco? They're freaking delicious.

* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:20
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
oh, him helmet explode

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 lmao

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
We're about to let Jalen Hurts have a flu game.

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RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


 That was an ... interesting throw

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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Kloaked00 posted:

Eagles, all the Lions fans are with you tonight

No we aint. Philly having a worse record gives us a better seed.

Also:

MJeff posted:

gently caress Matt Patricia.
* # ? Dec 19, 2023 02:20
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