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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



https://x.com/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000?s=20

:boom: :boom: :boom:

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Grittybeard posted:

I do not know why the Ravens and 49ers both didn't just run the ball down the Chiefs throats all day. For the Ravens I guess maybe it was planned to be Lamar's coming out party or something, but Brock Purdy doesn't need to prove anything past being the first Mr Irrelevant to start a Super Bowl at QB. If there's a time to burn CMC to the ground it's now.

The Chiefs spent the entire second half with 8 or 9 guys near the LoS just daring the 49ers to run and OCs will rarely look at something like that and think “the numbers suck for us, but let’s run it anyway.” They also didn’t have a ton of success when they did run CMC. He had 22 rushes for 80 yards.

I’m not saying he shouldn’t have run it more but it’s not like they were gashing the chiefs when they did run it so it’s pretty easy to see how you end up stuck in this rut of passing the get the defense to back up so there’s a little space to break one, except Purdy kinda sucked in the 3rd Q so that didn’t work at all.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

TIL that Nick should host the main broadcast.
Sorry to whichever Pacific Island nation will be submerged for TayTay, you can blame it on Shanahan.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Silly Burrito posted:

Congrats KC.

Nickelodeon makes a hell of a broadcast.

They cut it off before SpongeBob named the NVP though, this is an outrage

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Awww. :( But seriously, seek help Shindragon

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

kalensc posted:

At least it wasn't a 28-3 outcome,

Yeah it would have been crazy if they gave up a double digit lead and lost.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Comfortador posted:

Awww. :( But seriously, seek help Shindragon

in his defense that guy sucks

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

Is the thread where can I laugh at the 49ers?


Oh wait it’s every thread since 1994

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Durandal1707 posted:

Shanahan ditching the run in the 3rd quarter killed the Niners. it's ironic he's lost two SBs against Reid because he has a lot of parallels to early career Andy

He did the same loving thing against the lions and learned nothing from it apparently

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

https://twitter.com/NextGenStats/status/1756880522993713404?s=19

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

run the loving ball is what we learned, Kyle.

Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008

The337th posted:

this is just about as unfunny as the genocidin' biden meme

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Purdy didn't even throw the best pass on his team tonight.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

chamois posted:

in his defense that guy sucks

In my defense melting down so hard over a football game you tell someone to kill themself is really, really funny.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Niners offense looked like they couldn't be stopped when they were mixing in the run so of course at the most crucial moment they go all in on the pass

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mustached Demon posted:

run the loving ball is what we learned, Kyle.

Nah, got a lead, better let Mr. Irrelevant pass over the Offensive PotY I literally traded for.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

I may have died :rip:

I’m too old for this much football drama

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

bobjr posted:

Purdy didn't even throw the best pass on his team tonight.

I was all ready to hype Jennings as MVP until Kyle didn't run the drat ball

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

cp91886 posted:

having a lead in OT of the super bowl and still losing is a backbreaker

KC only made it to overtime because they blocked a SF extra point

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

post hole digger posted:

Yeah it would have been crazy if they gave up a double digit lead and lost.

Mahomes' winning stat after being down by double digits is just insane.

th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL
It was bizarre to watch the 49ers slowly morph into the Buffalo Bills as the game wore on

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Always go for it. Especially when it might mean not giving Mahomes the ball last

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Charlz Guybon posted:

KC only made it to overtime because they blocked a SF extra point

This is true because KC would have scored a TD to win in regulation if they were down by 4

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Charlz Guybon posted:

KC only made it to overtime because they blocked a SF extra point

They would just been going for it in regulation with possibly the same result

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Intruder posted:

Falcons offense looked like they couldn't be stopped when they were mixing in the run so of course at the most crucial moment they go all in on the pass

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

https://twitter.com/LasVegasLocally/status/1756892847087972757

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Dr_Strangelove posted:

I may have died :rip:

I’m too old for this much football drama

Saw a Bayer Aspirin commercial like yesterday that was a bunch of stressed sports fans and a statistic that heart attack risk increases when Your Team is playing.

Grim lol of a commercial.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

My son started watching the game in the middle of the 3rd quarter and instantly started cheering for the 49ers. He was devastated when they lost and couldn't figure out why the game was over with three seconds left (He's seven and it was way past his bed time.)

Good game. It's hard to blame the 49ers for losing, the Chiefs gutted it out and were just that little bit better.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
travis kelce physically assaulted his coach and is on the vax which we all know is super steroids super mega ultra steroids and instead of being imprisoned and executed for his crimes is treated as a hero instead of trump smh

Barudak
May 7, 2007


Thats almost 32 kph jeezum

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

dude didn't want a sad song written about him

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

In my defense melting down so hard over a football game you tell someone to kill themself is really, really funny.

It'd take a lot for me to melt down that hard if my team even made the Super Bowl. Imagine being a fan for a team so terrible they couldn't even make a conference championship in nearly thirty years.

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

chamois posted:

in his defense that guy sucks

Mayhap, but he doth take it too far.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

This is my fault, I was playing the final boss theme of Sonic 3 when Chefs had the final possession of regulation.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Darth Brooks posted:


Good game. It's hard to blame the 49ers for losing, the Kansas City Football Team gutted it out and were just that little bit better.

of course, they're the gritty underdog dynasty

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
Maybe I missed this because I wasn't in the GDT but: the Chiefs let the game clock run down all the way to 7 seconds before throwing the TD pass on first and goal. Would the game have ended if the game clock had run out before they scored?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Mega64 posted:

It'd take a lot for me to melt down that hard if my team even made the Super Bowl. Imagine being a fan for a team so terrible they couldn't even make a conference championship in nearly thirty years.

Yeah



Imagine...

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

chamois posted:

in his defense that guy sucks

yeah but shin gave him the reaction he was looking for

Mega64 posted:

It'd take a lot for me to melt down that hard if my team even made the Super Bowl. Imagine being a fan for a team so terrible they couldn't even make a conference championship in nearly thirty years.

:negative:

(well not 30 years but the entirety of their existence)

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

whos that broooown posted:

Always go for it. Especially when it might mean not giving Mahomes the ball last

I've been michigan-pilled and I probably would've taken 4th and 4 to try and win the game right there. SF defense also hadn't been playing like rear end until that drive, but that's Mahomes/Kelce for you!

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