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Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

So Miami decided to not draft someone who let's them stop run middle or allows them to run middle? Lol

# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:50

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:35

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Jordan Travis is our developmental QB3. Cool.

# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:50

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

no gink??

# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:50

Pablo Bluth: Sep 7, 2007; I've made a huge mistake.

Buffalo has a new edge rusher
https://twitter.com/alexbrasky/status/1784307108059521177
https://twitter.com/Merk256/status/1784308203699818597
He probably won't succeed but it might be fun to watch him try. Plus at least Beane didn't spend a second him (looking at you, Boogie)

# ? Apr 27, 2024 21:16

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Bills pick another OL later, guess we're one and done for WRs

# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:21

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

Dang it Mo Kamara is cool. Why�d he have to go in division :argh:

# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:37

Lieutenant Centaur: Oct 17, 2010; A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon

We easily have the worst draft out of all 32 teams

# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:50

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

You dont even have the worst draft in your division calm down

# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:53

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

also nobody knows who has a good or bad draft for at least 6 months after the draft

# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:53

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

you gonna let someone bully you by putting a grade next to your team's name? you gonna cry?

# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:54

Pablo Bluth: Sep 7, 2007; I've made a huge mistake.

So the Bills final haul:
One WR, one safety, one CB, one LB, one RB, two DL and three OL.

There's a hell of a lot riding on Shakir, Kincaid and Coleman all stepping up big.

# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:13

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

If you were depending on rookies to provide a ton of production you were probably already in trouble.

# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:16

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Pablo Bluth posted:

So the Bills final haul:
One WR, one safety, one CB, one LB, one RB, two DL and three OL.

There's a hell of a lot riding on Shakir, Kincaid and Coleman all stepping up big.

Curtis Samuel is no slouch, but yeah. Reeeeeally not a lot of room for error with Coleman.

# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:18

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I guess the league thinks JFM sucks. I thought he would bring back like a 3 lol

# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:21

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

mcmagic posted:

I guess the league thinks JFM sucks. I thought he would bring back like a 3 lol

or they value him but know the jets have zero leverage in a trade deal

also I reallly like the Miami draft. If Patrick Paul goes to the outside maybe one of the other dudes can shift into the interior, they got the fastest edge rusher, one of the most productive edge rushers, one of the best rbs, and a super intriguing WR. Jets had a solid draft too, they didn't do any stupid poo poo this time which is...miraculous. Fashanu, Corley, and Allen is a solid group to get from those first 3 picks

# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:28

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1784297884227178598

Michael Clemons isn't close to as good of a player as JFM is. Maybe they needed to dump him for cap reasons but they are a much worse team without him.

# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:42

stuker: Jul 9, 2003

aaaand miami's 7th is another WR

find someone who believes in you the way chris grier believes in liam eichenberg

# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:43

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Relentlessboredomm posted:

or they value him but know the jets have zero leverage in a trade deal

also I reallly like the Miami draft. If Patrick Paul goes to the outside maybe one of the other dudes can shift into the interior, they got the fastest edge rusher, one of the most productive edge rushers, one of the best rbs, and a super intriguing WR. Jets had a solid draft too, they didn't do any stupid poo poo this time which is...miraculous. Fashanu, Corley, and Allen is a solid group to get from those first 3 picks

They�re not shifting Armstead or Jackson inside.

They�re gonna give him the chance to backup Armstead. He�ll have tons of opportunity

# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:44

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Amy Pole Her posted:

They�re not shifting Armstead or Jackson inside.

They�re gonna give him the chance to backup Armstead. He�ll have tons of opportunity

gotcha, I mean Armstead is always injured so good pick regardless but yea still need literally anyone else in the interior. Other than that, really like their draft

# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:45

Mooseontheloose: May 13, 2003

Declan MacManus posted:

also nobody knows who has a good or bad draft for at least 6 months after the draft

At least it feels like the Pats have a plan, unlike the last few years.

# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:15

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Giving the Jets a *spins wheel* B-? Liked the Olu/Corley picks a ton, and then liked Allen after that though I thought they got too cute with the trades back. Don�t understand the second RB they took. And the JFM trade left a stink on all of Day 3, I think.

# ? Apr 28, 2024 01:07

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

PFF draft grades;

Buffalo Bills: B-

2 (33): WR Keon Coleman, Florida State
2 (60): S Cole Bishop, Utah
3 (95): DI DeWayne Carter, Duke
4 (128): RB Ray Davis, Kentucky
5 (141): C Sedrick Van Pran, Georgia
5 (160): LB Edefuan Ulofoshio, Washington
5 (168): ED Javon Solomon, Troy
6 (204): T Tylan Grable, UCF
6 (219): CB Daequan Hardy, Penn State
7 (221): G Travis Clayton, International Pathway Program

Miami Dolphins: B-

1 (21): EDGE Chop Robinson, Penn State
2 (55): T Patrick Paul, Houston
4 (120): RB Jaylen Wright, Tennessee
5 (158): EDGE Mohamed Kamara, Colorado State
6 (184): WR Malik Washington, Virginia
6 (198): S Patrick McMorris, California
7 (241): WR Tahj Washington, USC

New England Patriots: B+

1 (3): QB Drake Maye, North Carolina
2 (37): WR Ja�Lynn Polk, Washington
3 (68): OT Caedan Wallace, Penn State
4 (103): G Layden Robinson, Texas A&M
4 (110): WR Javon Baker, UCF
6 (180): CB Marcellas Dial, South Carolina
6 (193): QB Joe Milton III, Tennessee
7 (231): TE Jaheim Bell, Florida State

New York Jets: A

1 (11): T Olumuyiwa Fashanu, Penn State
3 (65): WR Malachi Corley, Western Kentucky
4 (134): RB Braelon Allen, Wisconsin
5 (171): QB Jordan Travis, Florida State
5 (173): RB Isaiah Davis, South Dakota State
5 (176): CB Qwan'tez Stiggers, CFL
7 (257): S Jaylen Key, Alabama

https://www.pff.com/news/draft-2024-nfl-draft-grades-all-32-teams

# ? Apr 28, 2024 01:14

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I want to root for Storm Duck

# ? Apr 28, 2024 01:15

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

I�m upset that he�s in Buffalo because he seems like a true king

https://twitter.com/matt_bove/status/1784336221361045968?s=46&t=Q9JsEynxHxZ9F2lOwU2Uuw

# ? Apr 28, 2024 01:49

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stuker posted:

aaaand miami's 7th is another WR

find someone who believes in you the way chris grier believes in liam eichenberg

Supposedly they have FA guards that they have been in communication with if they didn�t pick someone in the draft, dunno who though.

# ? Apr 28, 2024 02:26

torgeaux: Dec 31, 2004; I serve...

https://www.naplesnews.com/story/sports/nfl/2024/04/27/2024-nfl-draft-dolphins-undrafted-free-agent-tracker/73486923007/

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:35

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Professor Funk posted:

I�m upset that he�s in Buffalo because he seems like a true king

https://twitter.com/matt_bove/status/1784336221361045968?s=46&t=Q9JsEynxHxZ9F2lOwU2Uuw

He�s awesome and I think he�s a good combo with Josh but it�s an entirely different skill set to Diggs. His route running is garbage but he�s a monster in the red zone and with jump balls

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