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mcmagic posted:Saleh's comments about Mike Williams were very worrying to me. Meh, he said he's on the Breece Hall trajectory and he'll be ready for Week 1. It's March. I'm not worrying about an ACL recovery in TYOOL 2024 unless I have explicit reason to. fsif posted:[AFCE Stuff] We should keep in mind that the Dolphins haven't won a playoff game since 2000 and we can all agree that is extremely funny.
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fsif posted:Vontae Davis retiring mid-game was a Jets tier laugh. And the Bills have suffered in being losers in completely unbelievable fashions these past several years that no one else can hold a candle to (Hail Murray, 13 seconds, JJ catch, Wide Right II, probably three or four more I forgot). Don't forget Flores being a tyrant. But at least on the comical side we had the stupid co offensive coordinators, and Stephen Ross burning a first round pick to have a lunch date with Tom Brady.
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The Patriots also had a tight end who committed two execution-style murders.
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People wrap up “bad” into one big blanket but in reality there’s - mad bad (Sean Payton broncos) - sad bad (browns pre nasty man) - boring bad (browns post nasty man, pre tyreek dolphins, most of the bills down years, post Brady pats) - funny bad (that niners interim, buttfumble, seeing ghosts, Zach Wilson, vontae davis) - mystifying and/or mystical “how could this even happen”/”how could you think anything else would happen” bad (Aaron rodgers Achilles, wide right 2023, Bryce young) [these seem like opposites but actually they’re unified by only happening due to cosmic interference] The jets have been blessed by consistently staying the last two categories, while most teams that are bad for a while vacillate between all of them
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fsif posted:Vontae Davis retiring mid-game was a Jets tier laugh. And the Bills have suffered in being losers in completely unbelievable fashions these past several years that no one else can hold a candle to (Hail Murray, 13 seconds, JJ catch, Wide Right II, probably three or four more I forgot). Hey now the Pats are by no means immune to clownshoes losses. Never forget the Jakobi Meyers lateral that may or may not have made Bill run him out of town. Or the Miracle in Miami. E: Nodoze posted:I hope this is just posturing and he isn't for real The optimistic reading is that he said “have a future” which could mean they aren’t dogshit but also aren’t on the short list to draft early in the first. At least that is my copium response Lots of guys “have a future” as a Nathan Peterman career practice squadder! Docjowles fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Mar 25, 2024 |
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Phobeste posted:People wrap up “bad” into one big blanket but in reality there’s Losing an OL coach because he was caught doing blow on a zoom call with his escort girlfriend is boring?!
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Amy Pole Her posted:Losing an OL coach because he was caught doing blow on a zoom call with his escort girlfriend is boring?! I totally forgot about this lmao
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We’ve purposefully had multiple embarrassing stories come out since then just to flood y’all’s memories
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Also as far as assistant coaches go, hard to top the Lions guy just Donald Ducking a drive thru
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Don’t forget the Dolphins Oline coach getting caught in a scandal where he knocked up his side chick so she aired him out about his cocaine use!!!! Similarly don’t forget the Jets hired Gase AFTER he failed hard for the Dolphins. An beaten on the Oline coach
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Oh my god, that Lions story was from 2007. Jon Kitna and his wife then went to a halloween party as naked Lions coach and fast food worker and had to apologize for it.
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Docjowles posted:Hey now the Pats are by no means immune to clownshoes losses. Never forget the Jakobi Meyers lateral that may or may not have made Bill run him out of town. Or the Miracle in Miami. Yeah I disagree with Phobeste that the post-Brady Pats are boring bad. Maybe the Cam year was boring bad, but they've been staunchly funny bad the past two seasons. Their billionaire owner was soliciting handjobs at a Florida strip mall! They're just lucky to share a division with the Jets.
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I think the Jets as an organization have a ton of unearned confidence and bravado - perhaps just a part of being an NYC adjacent team - that prompts them to live in an alternative reality bubble where they talk and act as though they always know what they're doing and are only a few seasons removed from a Super Bowl win. This overgrown sense of self assurance just constantly runs smack dab into reality when the never ending series of poor decisions they make once again leads them into the NFL's basement. There is something special about this, call it cognitive dissonance perhaps, but it's been a hallmark of the Jets since the Rex Ryan era: the Jets ownership, FO and coaches continually act and demand the respect of the media and their fans despite failing to deliver results year in and year out.
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Docjowles posted:Hey now the Pats are by no means immune to clownshoes losses. Never forget the Jakobi Meyers lateral that may or may not have made Bill run him out of town. Or the Miracle in Miami. Also, you know, the entire history of the franchise pre-Brady 
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fsif posted:Vontae Davis retiring mid-game was a Jets tier laugh. And the Bills have suffered in being losers in completely unbelievable fashions these past several years that no one else can hold a candle to (Hail Murray, 13 seconds, JJ catch, Wide Right II, probably three or four more I forgot). yeah, the whole 2013-2017 stretch for miami wasn't truly dire football (went 38-42 and 6-10 was their worst record) but it certainly didn't feel like it. i'd throw cocaine coach and the initial circus around interim HC dan campbell in as well. this division just loves messy poo poo e: missed this entire page lol
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Bringing Zach Wilson back for another year is so inevitable lmao https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1772332379861831934
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First of all I said multiple times that there was a decent, non zero chance that Wilson would be on the 2024 roster and I would also bet on the Jets' 3rd QB this season having to play when you have a starter who is 41 and a backup who is on the wrong side of 35 and always hurt himself.
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Yeah, it's the most Jets thing imaginable to end up having Zach Wilson start half the season again.
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Jets committing to returning as the comic relief for the 2024 season
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fsif posted:Why are the Jets always so funny? Other teams perpetually suck but no one is ever as outright funny as the Jets are.  https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39808338/owner-woody-johnson-vows-jets-keep-qb-zach-wilson-no-trade
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Look IF Rodgers gets injured again, there's still Tyrod on the roster. You really think 40 year old Rodgers and Tyrod Taylor could both get injured in the same season?
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Pats matched the ridiculous Titans offer for Ridley. Got denied. https://twitter.com/_AndrewCallahan/status/1772603424351145998?s=20
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Well when you live in a region without a decent breakfast sandwich you just gonna pay more. #DunkinTax
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Diva Cupcake posted:Pats matched the ridiculous Titans offer for Ridley. Got denied.
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Pats offseason going great. https://twitter.com/mikekadlick/status/1772236752561840548
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Pats offseason going great. buh bye
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Diva Cupcake posted:https://twitter.com/Eli_Sherman/status/1772670844558323797?s=20
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Deleted It was this story. https://twitter.com/boston25/status/1772677438436184262?s=20
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Pats offseason going great. Coincidentally, developing him as a man means you have to cut him to teach him a lesson
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Professor Funk posted:Coincidentally, developing him as a man means you have to cut him to teach him a lesson he's sitting out the year either way lol
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Diva Cupcake posted:It was this story.
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Someone should tell Sauce to stay away from Adin Ross.
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Scamming Ross at gambling won’t get you kicked out of the league
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mcmagic posted:Someone should tell Sauce to stay away from Adin Ross. Sauce is a poster at heart and he is definitely way too online. Like I have no problem with him doing his own streams, but I feel like just hanging out on these popular streams (especially with morons like Adin Ross) with no guardrails is asking for something bad to happen. Edit: https://twitter.com/iamsaucegardner/status/1772733268267356351?s=46&t=Q9JsEynxHxZ9F2lOwU2Uuw Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Mar 26, 2024 |
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I have never heard of Adin Ross prior to today so I guess I’m not online enough. Sauce rules though.
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