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Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

What do we think about trading for Diontae Johnson? Not a lot of size but gets open.

https://twitter.com/zk_ffb/status/1766500702564528403?s=46

# ? Mar 10, 2024 00:32

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:23

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Diva Cupcake posted:

What do we think about trading for Diontae Johnson? Not a lot of size but gets open.

https://twitter.com/zk_ffb/status/1766500702564528403?s=46

You like drops, right? They are fun to watch.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 00:38

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

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I would not touch a receiver the Steelers are looking to move on from.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 00:38

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Lockett staying in Seattle.... bleh

# ? Mar 10, 2024 02:44

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

tarbrush posted:

I would not touch a receiver the Steelers are looking to move on from.

Yeah, it's basically a guaranteed waste of money and/or draft capital at this point

# ? Mar 10, 2024 04:36

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

mcmagic posted:

Lockett staying in Seattle.... bleh

I never really have any expectation of guys who have spent their whole careers with a team and are still productive like Lockett and Mike Evans to shake loose.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 04:54

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https://twitter.com/SKProFootball/status/1766677301566062798

lol hill can't stop beating people up

# ? Mar 10, 2024 05:09

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
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mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/SKProFootball/status/1766677301566062798

lol hill can't stop beating people up

quote:

Sources close to the Dolphins’ star wide receiver tell us that after settling into a seat at the Coca-Cola Roxy Friday, a woman grabbed him, claiming he had taken the seat she had paid for.

We're told Tyreek refrained from any physical retaliation ... he simply denied the accusation and immediately got the hell outta there before the situation spiraled.

Look, Hill sucks but he didn't beat anyone up here

# ? Mar 10, 2024 05:12

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Hill has to be suspended for the foreseeable future just in case he beat someone up.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 05:22

Anime Store Adventure: May 6, 2009

If Kevin hart didn�t make a joke about how fast he left the venue he�s a hack.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 05:27

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

AFC East notes from Fowler and Graz

quote:

Fowler: Expect the Patriots to swing big on receiver Calvin Ridley. The Jaguars are very interested in keeping Ridley but haven't been able to close the deal.

The Patriots were in on Jerry Jeudy before the receiver was traded to Cleveland, but they wanted to wait until free agency before committing to a receiver, likely because they have their eyes on a few.
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Fowler: The Dolphins, who sit $21 million over the cap via Roster Management System, have essentially let Wilkins walk and now have 26 free agents about to hit the market, many of whom will be tough to keep.

Some league execs are looking at Miami through a Tua Tagovailoa lens. The Dolphins appear dedicated to extending him this offseason, which will be costly, so the cost-analysis could be simply to let Wilkins and Hunt walk and work to backfill those spots. They have gone all-in with splash trades, and now the bill has come due. GM Chris Grier is always good for a sizable move or two. What about pairing Jalen Ramsey with a corner like L'Jarius Sneed? I believe Miami has at least looked into it.
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Fowler: Wilkins' market is heating up after Miami opted against the franchise tag. Expect at least seven teams to pursue him. The Brian Flores connection in Minnesota is one to watch, but Houston and Cleveland could take swings, too.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 14:15

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

Can�t afford Wilkins but can afford Snead?

# ? Mar 10, 2024 14:32

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

I don�t think the issue is affording Wilkins, so much as it is that they don�t think he�s worth what he�s asking for.

Insofar as Sneed is concerned sounds legit- he paid Byron Jones and Howard, then Ramsey and Howard, now Howard is thankfully gone so now there�s a mega db contract sized hole in Grier�s heart

# ? Mar 10, 2024 14:46

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

I�d rather have Snead, so I�m fine with it. Hate letting guys we drafted walk though.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 14:58

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

I guess I�ll post this here too. Mac going for a 6th is probably not a good sign for the Jets getting anything for Wilson

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1766843436013900080?s=20

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:11

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

I can see the argument that Wilson is worth at least as much as Mac Jones. Wilson still has the far better athletic profile.

I completely disagree with the argument, but I guess all it takes is one GM enamored with their pre-draft scouting homework.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:19

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

A 6th round pick for a member of the NFL's top 100? That's a good deal the Patriots got robbed.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:19

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

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TheBizzness posted:

I’d rather have Snead, so I’m fine with it. Hate letting guys we drafted walk though.

The minor advantage of Sneed is that you'd then get comp picks for Wilkins and Hunt eventually

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:21

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

bye Mac

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:21

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

If the Pats got rid of Mac for a conditional 7th, I'd consider it a win tbh

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:28

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/jjones9/status/1766844403522380055

nobody wanted anything to do with that prick.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:28

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

tarbrush posted:

The minor advantage of Sneed is that you'd then get comp picks for Wilkins and Hunt eventually

Sneed is not a FA you'd have to give up an asset that's more substantial than a comp pick

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:32

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

I kind of don't get why Jacksonville makes that trade. The backup QB market is loaded with players that are equal to or better than jOwns.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:33

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
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Woof, that�s brutal.
I suppose now McCorkle has a shot to audition for being a career backup though!

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:34

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

fsif posted:

I kind of don't get why Jacksonville makes that trade. The backup QB market is loaded with players that are equal to or better than jOwns.

Need someone with the potential to take the starting job after another year of Trevor handing wins to the other team

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:38

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

Thanks McCorkle. Sorry it didn't work out.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:45

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Anything to get that turd flushed is fine with me.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:45

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Ok. I assume this is like vet minimum poo poo.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1766852761977557250?s=20

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:48

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Diva Cupcake posted:

Ok. I assume this is like vet minimum poo poo.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1766852761977557250?s=20

We�re so back. (Not a huge deal, but I think this is a totally solid move to make.)

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Mar 10, 2024

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:50

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Anything to get that turd flushed is fine with me.

yeah he got done dirty but was also a dirty player on and off the field

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:59

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

did Von Miller agree to that restructure as insurance against a potential suspension? I haven't seen any details but that's the only motivation I can think of to take such a pay cut

# ? Mar 10, 2024 17:48

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

indigi posted:

did Von Miller agree to that restructure as insurance against a potential suspension? I haven't seen any details but that's the only motivation I can think of to take such a pay cut

That's what Gregg Rosenthal claimed on the ATN podcast.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 17:52

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
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Wow a 6th round pick for a Pro Bowl QB what a deal!

Also would be really funny if Mac Jones becomes actually competent somewhere else to put the death knell into Belichick's legacy

# ? Mar 10, 2024 17:53

Nosre: Apr 16, 2002

not developing a mid QB at the end of his career doesn't affect his affect his legacy whatsoever

# ? Mar 10, 2024 17:56

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

I dont know who this depth guy is tbh.
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1766872292544401777?s=20

# ? Mar 10, 2024 18:04

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Diva Cupcake posted:

I dont know who this depth guy is tbh.
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1766872292544401777?s=20

Holy forking shirt balls

# ? Mar 10, 2024 18:06

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I think this puts to rest the idea that the pats aren�t going QB in the draft

Unless they are higher on the Zap than I thought

# ? Mar 10, 2024 18:15

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https://twitter.com/_AndrewCallahan/status/1766857893209428170

lmao

# ? Mar 10, 2024 18:16

Pablo Bluth: Sep 7, 2007; I've made a huge mistake.

I think it's a good time to remember this masterpiece...

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1482527512345423877

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:23

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Zappe is such a clown, he thinks he's hot poo poo and played even worse than Jones did

# ? Mar 10, 2024 18:19

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