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Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

wologar posted:

How do you do, fellow earthlings?

Hey, you seem different, just like me... All the other kids in this town are a bunch of a-list jerks am I right? Do you want to play power Stone on My Dreamcast? My stepmom just got Capri Suns

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wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි

Tea Party Crasher posted:

Hey, you seem different, just like me... All the other kids in this town are a bunch of a-list jerks am I right? Do you want to play power Stone on My Dreamcast? My stepmom just got Capri Suns

D-different? No, no, I'm just your run-of-the-mill human infant. Which means I totally accept your play session offer, as befits our age group.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Hi

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
Umm... hi

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
I'm gonna... hide in that corner over there

shwinnebego
Jul 11, 2002

oh, so also to scum, the only reason you might wanna kill me is because i am a vig and my kill power is not limited to bigfoot

so, lemme just say i'm not gonna vig anyone until i'm pretty sure it's bigfoot i'm killin'

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Not sure if I'm keen on bullying bigfoot

shwinnebego
Jul 11, 2002

Cloacamazing! posted:

I'm gonna... hide in that corner over there

would you say that you feel...alienated?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

I wish I was Zach Braff in Garden State

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

shwinnebego posted:

I am not sure if I plan to actually hunt scum yet. Open to compelling reasons to do so.

If you scumhunt with us, I will serenade you under your window with my boombox.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Whoa-low-gar... That's a funny name. Also you talk weird. What are you from France?

Zoya
Jun 12, 2023

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




shwinnebego posted:

oh, so also to scum, the only reason you might wanna kill me is because i am a vig and my kill power is not limited to bigfoot

so, lemme just say i'm not gonna vig anyone until i'm pretty sure it's bigfoot i'm killin'

Zoya posted:

TPC is Bigfoot,

I REPEAT, TPC IS BIGFOOT,,

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Tired Moritz posted:

Not sure if I'm keen on bullying bigfoot

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

Tired Moritz posted:

Not sure if I'm keen on bullying bigfoot

I'm opposed to any sort of bullying. Please don't shove Bigfoot in a locker.

shwinnebego
Jul 11, 2002

hambeet posted:

I wish I was Zach Braff in Garden State

my college roommate freshman year used to lie in bed with his girlfriend while really high on molly and listen to that soundtrack

he was an insanely rich fuckball from bel air

they were deeply annoying people, and they made me hate that soundtrack

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Wolo!!! My stepmom Kathy is going to be SUPER pissed if you get Capri Sun on the carpet!!! Why are you trying to drink it with your belly button anyway you weirdo!

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

shwinnebego posted:

would you say that you feel...alienated?

No, I'm worried the football congress is going to stuff me in a locker

shwinnebego
Jul 11, 2002

Cloacamazing! posted:

football congress

ah yes, a normal human term for human sports teams!

Zoya
Jun 12, 2023

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




Cloacamazing! posted:

I'm opposed to any sort of bullying. Please don't shove Bigfoot in a locker.

first you'd have to find a specialty oversized locker...

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
As has been previously established, I know nothing about sports

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

shwinnebego posted:

my college roommate freshman year used to lie in bed with his girlfriend while really high on molly and listen to that soundtrack

he was an insanely rich fuckball from bel air

they were deeply annoying people, and they made me hate that soundtrack

quote:

The film's soundtrack, selected by Braff, won a Grammy Award for Best Compilation Soundtrack Album for a Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media.

Guess you must hate Zach Braff.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Lmao football congress.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
I think this setup is good. But it'll be better if theres maybe a bodyguard for bigfoot..maybe even a jestyguard imo...

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි

Hello!

Extends appendage.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Hey dude I'm sorry for yelling at you and calling you a weirdo... Truth is, I'm weird too. I'm going to show you something, but you have to promise not to tell anyone okay? Here goes...

*Pulls out intricate hand made scarf*

Don't laugh okay! I'm not like a [antiquated now offensive word that was okay when this movie was made] or anything, it just... It reminds me of my real mom.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

Zoya posted:

first you'd have to find a specialty oversized locker...

It's like that joke: How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
Open door, put elephant in, close door.

How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

All the animals are at the jungle assembly, except for who?
The giraffe, it's in the fridge.

You're standing before a river with no bridge that's filled with crocodiles, how do you cross it?
Just swim, the crocodiles are at the jungle assembly.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Tired Moritz posted:

I think this setup is good. But it'll be better if theres maybe a bodyguard for bigfoot..maybe even a jestyguard imo...

I would watch a TV movie called I'm bigfoot's bodyguard

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි

Tea Party Crasher posted:

Whoa-low-gar... That's a funny name. Also you talk weird. What are you from France?

Um, oui. Je suis un terrien.

Tea Party Crasher posted:

Wolo!!! My stepmom Kathy is going to be SUPER pissed if you get Capri Sun on the carpet!!! Why are you trying to drink it with your belly button anyway you weirdo!

Sorry. That's the custom in France.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

wologar posted:

Hello!

Extends appendage.

Is that one of your three feet, or one of your three wheats?

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

wologar posted:

Um, oui. Je suis un terrien.

Sorry. That's the custom in France.

Bonjour! Arthur est un perroquet! Deux et deux font quatre! Ich gebe dir rendezvous um fünf Stunden vor die Tour Montparnasse!

shwinnebego
Jul 11, 2002

Cloacamazing! posted:

If you scumhunt with us, I will serenade you under your window with my boombox.

john cusack is fairly based so this reference has aged well into the 21st century.

one point in favor of me supporting town

i expect a transparent counter offer from scum post haste

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි

Tea Party Crasher posted:

Hey dude I'm sorry for yelling at you and calling you a weirdo... Truth is, I'm weird too. I'm going to show you something, but you have to promise not to tell anyone okay? Here goes...

*Pulls out intricate hand made scarf*

Don't laugh okay! I'm not like a [antiquated now offensive word that was okay when this movie was made] or anything, it just... It reminds me of my real mom.

Um, ok. What do you with that?

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි
##vote beet

shwinnebego
Jul 11, 2002

wologar posted:

Um, oui. Je suis un terrien.

Sorry. That's the custom in France.

In French culture it is considered extremely gauche to be an extraterrestrial

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

wologar posted:

Hello!

Extends appendage.

I didn’t realise it was that sort of game?!?!

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

wologar posted:

##vote beet

Going to climb on top of an old excavator and scream in the rain.

Rhymes With Clue
Nov 18, 2010

Cloacamazing! posted:

As has been previously established, I know nothing about sports

"The ball is round. The game lasts 90 minutes. Everything else is pure theory."

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි

shwinnebego posted:

In French culture it is considered extremely gauche to be an extraterrestrial

C'est vrai!

Rhymes With Clue
Nov 18, 2010

wologar posted:

C'est vrai!

In France it's considered good luck to step in dog poop. Whatever size your feet are. Or so I've heard.

--another dogshit post brought to you by RWC.

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AFancyQuestionMark
Feb 19, 2017

Long time no see.

Zoya posted:

TPC doesn't know it, but i'm their best friend in this game

what i mean to say is that TPC wears a size thirty seven shoe

and by that i mean that TPC has particularly large feet, so to speak

and really by that, what i'm ⌜TPC is Bigfoot,⌝ trying to say is, i mean the thing is, they don't really make boots large enough for TPC to wear, you know?

like the amount TPC must spend ⌞I REPEAT, TPC IS BIGFOOT,,⌟ on like hiring specialty cobblers to make custom footwear alone,,

you see, by that i mean,,,
so...

so what i'm trying to say is,

look,

##vote Zoya

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