Habbo anyone?

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Chemicalis: May 28, 2001

AgentSmithe will be telling the world about the matrix and uttering "Mr Anderson" around the main lobby area. Remember he can clone these days

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# ? May 6, 2003 22:30

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 11:46

Lauren: Apr 13, 2002; The fucking whipshit of all fucking shitter-bongers

quote:

TACD came out of the closet to say:
I've made a few backup accounts for anyone who gets banned...

So far:

Jeno221
Jeno535
Jeno812

All with the password 1q2w3e.

Have fun.

I have three accounts, all of which have been BAND, even though I did nothing. Apparently you can go back with BAND accounts. Sometimes you have to wait a while before entering the room you were removed from. I just have been switching around with the three I have.

thestoreroom: I agree.

# ? May 6, 2003 23:26

Liquid Entropy: Sep 19, 2002

Geno0o0 loggin in.

Anyone want to spread the good word of the path w/ me?

T-minus 2 hours until moderation ends for the night, and we're free to harass at will.

# ? May 7, 2003 02:57

JB: May 26, 2001

The three of us in Habburger's welcome all! (They were trying to box us in earlier, we've got a feisty crowd in here)

# ? May 7, 2003 03:39

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

quote:

JB came out of the closet to say:
The three of us in Habburger's welcome all! (They were trying to box us in earlier, we've got a feisty crowd in here)

I was there with you, jeno1999. I had to go though. May we spread the Blahblaahblah path together.

# ? May 7, 2003 03:45

cayton: Sep 9, 2001; Hi! I'm yet another delusional racist tool who supports Ron Paul!

I havent kept up with this thread, what happened to the jaundite thing?

# ? May 7, 2003 03:53

TACD: Oct 27, 2000

Whoa, I was just wandering around randomly and bumped into a solitary Geno in the noughts and crosses room.

Weird.

# ? May 7, 2003 05:36

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

It was me! hehehe

# ? May 7, 2003 05:38

Grumbletron 4000: Nov 30, 2002; Where you want it, bitch.; College Slice

TO HABBURGERS NOW!!! POSSIBLE CONVERTS!!

# ? May 7, 2003 05:48

Iridium: Apr 4, 2002; Wretched Harp

I'm Jen8675309.

This may prove entertaining.

edit- And now Jen06636.

Iridium fucked around with this message at 06:17 on May 7, 2003

# ? May 7, 2003 05:56

Liquid Entropy: Sep 19, 2002

lol, converts++

# ? May 7, 2003 06:20

Sneeze Party: Apr 26, 2002; These are, by far, the most brilliant photographs that I have ever seen, and you are a GOD AMONG MEN.; Toilet Rascal

The path has been subverted. It has become the paradigm. There must be a new path, now. The new path should be green.

# ? May 7, 2003 06:37

Liquid Entropy: Sep 19, 2002

No, BUT, there is the gay punk rockers. They're fun. Pick any name with a bodily fluid and end the name with "rag". Be FYADish. The Habbo hotel isn't moderated this late.

The Genos must remain Grey. Grey is the path. The path is grey. The grey is the grey of the grey light. The path leads to inner peace. Grey.

Edit: GeeGnome -----> JeeKnown

Liquid Entropy fucked around with this message at 06:46 on May 7, 2003

# ? May 7, 2003 06:40

TACD: Oct 27, 2000

The all-singing, all-dancing, Linkin-Park-bashing mantrain in the theatre made me laugh. :)

# ? May 7, 2003 07:11

INTERNET NERD RAGE: Mar 17, 2002; Take the key.

It was fun locking Harry out of his reception area. Manning the desk and teaching the path to people at the desk is more helpful than that bot piece of crap.

# ? May 7, 2003 08:03

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

Mantrane at the stairs.

:lol:

# ? May 7, 2003 08:48

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

# ? May 7, 2003 09:01

beefnog: Apr 11, 2003; Doorstop (professional)

^^^^^^^
I'm the one with the big rear end fro :D

:krakken: :ditka:

# ? May 7, 2003 09:02

thisisntmenam: Dec 11, 2000; by Ozma

I'm the only non-prismatic.

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# ? May 7, 2003 09:06

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

I'm the black guy (Not really black) with the bunny suit hat.

# ? May 7, 2003 09:08

Liquid Entropy: Sep 19, 2002

Where are you guys at? Me (JeeKnown) and cliff yablonski need to regroup.

# ? May 7, 2003 09:40

ReelBigLizard: Feb 27, 2003; Fallen Rib

Bahahahahaha, habbo have updated thier policy because of us! the man train is now a ban-on-site offense under thier new "zero-tolerance" policy.

oh how we are opressed brothers!

# ? May 7, 2003 10:08

seanb: Dec 9, 2002

so b& it's not even funny.

# ? May 7, 2003 10:24

Iridium: Apr 4, 2002; Wretched Harp

They have banned the Path from Massiva.

Luckily we converted a few today at the burger place.

# ? May 7, 2003 10:24

Grimble: Jul 7, 2002; He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

I was just banned from the burger place as well

Where do we regroup?

# ? May 7, 2003 10:26

seanb: Dec 9, 2002

there should be an official time for some specific day of the week so we can get more than 8 followers of the grey path.

# ? May 7, 2003 10:27

Iridium: Apr 4, 2002; Wretched Harp

Wow, I'm banned like a mofo there.

Maybe we should relax on the Geno thing. You know how when you create a new Habbo, it always looks the same by default? He looks like a Steve to me.

Perhaps we should teach the Way of Steve.

edit- Nah, guess not. Just checked the good old Sony Dating Game, by the way. It's long gone.

Iridium fucked around with this message at 10:34 on May 7, 2003

# ? May 7, 2003 10:30

Dukepukem: Apr 23, 2003

I'm using a proxy, it seems to work.

# ? May 7, 2003 11:01

TACD: Oct 27, 2000

Everybody's gone...

So alone... :(

# ? May 8, 2003 00:57

Lambeco: Sep 28, 2000; BIG FUCKING WHINY BABY

Jeno4739 following the path, now. We need a room. (4739=grey)

# ? May 8, 2003 01:24

smileh: Dec 12, 2002; by Lowtax

MAIN loving LOBBY

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# ? May 8, 2003 01:43

munchies: Feb 2, 2003

where is everyone?

Edit: seems to be down*
**Edit2: not down

munchies fucked around with this message at 02:09 on May 8, 2003

# ? May 8, 2003 01:58

The Swamp Thing: Sep 11, 2001; It's the Evolution Revolution.

I'm in. Give me a target :D

# ? May 8, 2003 02:28

seanb: Dec 9, 2002

Main lobby now...also, stay in character jesus..no shouting at people to go dress in grey

edit: who the hell is fhao?

damnit stop loving it up

seanb fucked around with this message at 05:37 on May 8, 2003

# ? May 8, 2003 05:34

INTERNET NERD RAGE: Mar 17, 2002; Take the key.

I think some Genos need to read up on this. Stop the hatin' y0.

quote:

Smackbilly came out of the closet to say:

To elaborate, here were the basic principles of Geno:

1. Follow the Path - This is generic religious/cult metaphor. No real meaning, but it is what genos strive to do.

2. The Path is Grey - Genos like everything to be as bland and neutral as possible. Thus, they follow not white or black, but grey.

3. The Grey Light - This is what exists at the end of the path, and what genos strive to reach. This is the Geno 'god' if you will. Of course, like everything else, it is grey. Also, the grey light will help lead you down the grey path.

4. Genos are Evangelical - A large part of following the path involves getting others to follow the path. Preach at every opportunity.

5. Genos love Unity - Genos do not hate anyone. They do not love anyone. In fact, they are completely neutral on the subject. They want to see humanity accept one another as an amorphous colorless (grey) blob. Therefore, Genos are against racism, sexism, etc.

6. Genos abhor Individuality - In order to come together in grey, one must abandon one's individuality and be 'one', if you will, with Geno and one with the Grey light. Anything individualistic or selfish is frowned upon.

7. Genos are Pure - Genos do not participate in fivolities and impurities such as sex, drugs, alcohol, hair, and fancy clothes. Mantrains are debateable. They could be seen as a show of unity.

8. Anything that is not of the Path is Prismatic - What is the opposite of a bland color? A rainbow. What generates rainbows? Prisms. Anything that violates one of the above 7 principles is Prismatic. (Fun fact: This term was coined by Euronymous)

- Geno2133