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Chapter 7 is sitting there, ready to be unlocked. I will sometime but I don't think I'm ready for that yet.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 13:49 |
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quote:Finite came out of the closet to say: Agreed, frankenfaced fuckfurter is a pure classic.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 14:11 |
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quote:Bonk came out of the closet to say: You are right in that the game gets really tough, but I was able to reset the game and continue the gran prix where I left off. It made the game a lot easier for me. I played the Director's Cut version on the XBOX though, so I'm not sure if they changed anything. ----------------
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 14:38 |
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This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. 5 for you good sir.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 15:08 |
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I did not find the post funny, voted 1
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 16:22 |
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quote:isocahedron came out of the closet to say: A++, would watch Nipple Bandit's sanity fall apart into little pieces and collapse to the floor laughing hysterically again.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 16:26 |
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quote:isocahedron came out of the closet to say: quote:Fistgrrl came out of the closet to say: That said, I liked the rant though I haven't played F-Zero yet.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 16:35 |
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I fear what I would do with this game, as NFL 2K4 left my beagle with a limp in its rear left paw after run-in with a stray xbox controller. :(
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 16:38 |
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quote:Nipple Bandit came out of the closet to say: oh my god.... you just earned yourself a dollar for that one :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 16:43 |
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quote:isocahedron came out of the closet to say: o rly As to the original post, I share your sentiment. Playing some of the story missions are akin to being sodomized with a traffic pylon. Has anyone actually found these missions to be fun and didn't play them just to unlock new poo poo and say that you beat it? Don't get me wrong; I love the game. It's just that these missions don't come anywhere close to being fun for me and they aren't worth the frustration.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 17:39 |
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I'm reading all these replies one by one, but I am still laughing my loving rear end off at the rant itself. Gj sir.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 17:46 |
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In before Goldmine! P.S. gently caress story mission 6.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 17:53 |
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Best. Rant. Ever. I haven't played F-Zero GX yet, but now I'm sort of questioning whether or not to buy it. I hate it when racing games pull this bullshit. It's like the developers say "hey, let's make the CPU racers loving INFALLABLE so we don't have to spend time creating a sophisticated AI engine!" If there's one thing I hate about a lot of games, it's cheating AI bots. HEY GAME DEVELOPERS, IT'S POSSIBLE TO ACTUALLY MAKE AI "GOOD" WITHOUT RESORTING TO CHEATING BOTS. Unreal Tournament is one of those games that did AI properly, and that game's almost four years old now. Even the Godlike bots are prone to "human error." You can load up a botmatch in Unreal Tournament with a bunch of Godlike bots and it'll feel just like playing against a bunch of good human players. So why can't game developers nowadays give us that same kind of experience, that same sense of playing against "human-like" bots? Oh, and this thread brings back painful memories of the original F-Zero. I'd be BLAZING down the track, overtaking tons of those generic racers one after another, but when I turn a corner and collide with one of those explosive generic racers, Captain loving Falcon zooms past me as I'm trying to recover, as if he's been on my six this whole time without me even noticing. quote:Finger came out of the closet to say: This is what must be done. ----------------
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 18:11 |
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quote:BDA7DD came out of the closet to say: And FWIW, even on the F-Zero for SNES, there was some impossible poo poo in that game that only became possible once you learned "the trick". Learning "the trick" was sometimes painfully difficult. Executing the trick evey lap was often worse.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 18:51 |
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Please start writing for the main page.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 19:01 |
quote:bagina came out of the closet to say:
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 19:11 |
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After reading some of the replies in here, one would think none of you have ever played a classic video game. That sort of poo poo was standard back during the 8-bit and 16-bit days. We got hosed crooked by our games as kids and LIKED it. Regardless, great post, hearty laughs, etc.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 19:13 |
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quote:Nipple Bandit came out of the closet to say:
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 19:34 |
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Nipple Bandit: That post is AWESOME.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 19:36 |
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Man, I haven't set myself up for videogame induced pain for a while now. Since my GC is just collecting dust on the shelf, I might have to look into this!
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 19:41 |
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I can't even unlock the loving diamond cup (that halfpipe track kills me every drat time), much less attempt chapter 7. P.S. Your rant made my day.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 19:47 |
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The difficulty of F-ZeroX made me not play it and not buy this one. 'Sounds like I made the right move.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 19:58 |
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quote:J came out of the closet to say: Now that's not to say that they don't have ungodly steer correction to hit boosts and energy replenishment, but they certainly abide by the boost rules. That said, I have a terrible time on Chapter 7 Very Hard as well. I've gotten 2, 3, 4, and 5 out of the way and I'm having a blast trying to beat 9. Getting really close, but I have yet to master the "hill boost" that was illustrated in Daemonite's video. Loved the rant though, that was awesome.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 20:24 |
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Bah! In my day we bitched about the last level of RC ProAM and we LIKED IT! [nt]
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 20:30 |
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quote:Lakitu7 came out of the closet to say: Even though I kill myself (almost literally) trying to win races, that doesn't mean I don't have a freaking blast doing it. Although, if you sucked rear end at F-Zero X, and didn't think it was fun because you sucked, then you'll certainly not have fun with F-Zero GC based on your suckitude.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 20:37 |
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Yeah, I don't intend that as any attack on the game(s)... just that they're a little more hardcore than I'd care to participate in.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 20:54 |
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quote:Beldar came out of the closet to say: I agree with this thread. I love F-Zero and I'm having a blast with it, but there's only so much of a challenge I can take. Trying a race over 50+ times is not fun. I had the same problem with The Resident Evil remake. There comes a point when the game becomes so much of a challenge that it's just not fun to play anymore. And if a game isn't fun then why play it? l33t b4c0n fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Sep 22, 2003 |
# ? Sep 22, 2003 21:48 |
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I too, am stuck on Story Mode Chapter 7. I think you speak for us all when you sayquote:Well gently caress that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 21:53 |
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Best. Rant. Ever.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 22:10 |
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I'm also only to mission 3, and I QUIT right there after umpteen bazillion tries. I could nab first place on the first lap, and after that IT'S DOWN TO TWENTY. WHAT THE HELL!? It's like as soon as I hit the second lap every driver switched out and got replaced by some random RACING DIETY all of which proceed to first place with no effort! If 7 is that hard maybe I should trade this game in for something else, otherwise I may end up planting my fist in my TV. For those of you who actually got past 3... HOW? How much blood did you offer to what demonic entity, because apparently I need his help too! Also: Wonderful rant, I nearly spit all over my monitor laughing.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 22:19 |
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Posting again to say this thing doesn't stop being funny. ever. Get angry more often and write for the frontpage.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 22:22 |
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This game is the loving Mario Sunshine of 2003!! I hate it so god-drat much!! What I want to know is WHY the Fat loving Shark, a giant car with a D-ranked Grip, is easier to handle than Big Fang, a medium car with an A-ranked Grip that slides like a loving whore, and goes ballistic if it hits stuff!? Sega/Nintendo seriously raped Big Fang, and a lot of the other cars in this game because BF was amazing to use in the last game (F-Zero X). Now it just sucks. Half of the cars you have to get in GX aren't even worth the frustration you have to put up with in Story Mode. The Spark Moon's like Falcon's car, but sucks with handling; and Silver Rat can't even hit 1000+ without boosters. I don't want to even imagine Groovy Taxi or Magic Seagull's craptacular skills since I'll probably never get those pieces of poo poo. It's as if Story Mode's a freaking punishment for not having an arcade near you. If this game came out with the console<->arcade feature FIVE OR SEVEN loving YEARS AGO WHEN ARCADES USED TO BE AROUND, it would have worked out. Does Nintendo even care about their [non-fanboy, casual] fans when they think of these retarded gimmicks!? If this makes anyone happy, the EGM reviewers (one of the few honest mags out there unlike Game "Kiss rear end" Informer and GamePro) didn't give F-Zero GX any awards (It got a 9, 7.5, and 7). Take a guess why the other two didn't like it that much...I dare you... Anway, great rant. Edit: Forgot to mention how much Black Shadow sucks rear end. I hate that fucker even if I am lucky enough to kill him. The same goes for Blood Falcon. <Insert a GameFAQs-like signature here.> Schmendrick fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Sep 23, 2003 |
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quote:FlyingGimp came out of the closet to say: No blood of mine was splattered, thankfully (can't say the same for my friends who were sitting next to me...). I beat level 3 by making my vehicle have max acceleration. For some reason, it affected everything. Try it. Also, use strafe/slide.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 23:24 |
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quote:Schmendrick came out of the closet to say: Mabye cause they're trying to revive the arcade industry? It's the arcade's fault you don't have one, not Nintendo and Sega.
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 23:42 |
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# ? Sep 22, 2003 23:48 |
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# ? Sep 23, 2003 00:05 |
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I have created a sound file for my favorite paragraph and will deliver it as soon as I can find hosting (will be soon). I laughed so hard at this rant I feel it deserves a .wav
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# ? Sep 23, 2003 00:13 |
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quote:Dillinger came out of the closet to say: :GB2GameFAQs: Um...WHAT ARCADE INDUSTRY, DUDE!? It does NOT exist anymore, or the remaining places refuse to get new stuff in. Unless you can name some places for me to check in the Philly/Willow Grove area where I won't have to go to freaking New Jersey or California to find it and SNK vs. Capcom: Chaos, most of the places around me are dead, or are dying where they won't get any more games in the Philly area. Seriously, the arcade industry is permanently DEAD!! Nintendo does not give a drat if it dies. Neither does Sega. They only care about making more money from Nintendo's stupid gimmick(s) with F-Zero and whatever game will suffer from more retarded gimmicks. There are only two arcades I am near in my area, but I know they definitely won't get that piece of poo poo game in (I definitely know one place won't get it, and Dave & Busters in Philly isn't great with getting games). It's like a "gently caress You" message from Nintendo/Sega by making most of the people go through the Hell that's Story Mode since most people are NOT NEAR AN ARCADE. And Nintendo/Sega wonder why people are upset with them!? You're living in a dreamworld if arcades are still alive because 98% of the places around Philadelphia, Willow Grove, Bucks County, and Montgomery County are gone. There's no way in loving Hell I am going to travel 3 hours away to unlock lame-rear end cars like Groovy Taxi or Magic Seagull that probably suck rear end when used on any course. <Insert a GameFAQs-like signature here.>
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# ? Sep 23, 2003 00:15 |
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This game is very frustrating, so I had to buy the little Nintendo Power guide book they sell for $14.95 (haven't done that since the super Nintendo days). I'm also stuck on Chapter 7, but this guide does help a bit. Some things they recommend for Chapter 7: - Use your boost (on laps 2/3) when going off the first ledge. If you are going fast enough you can clear that T-shaped pool of lava, thus giving you a small lead. - Use spin turns on those sharp corners. That means using your spin attack and then pressing L or R to turn. Works pretty well, but takes a bit of practice. For those of you stuck on Chapter 4, try luring the other vehicles to the edge of the road. Then use your boost and spin attack the front part of their vehicles. Usually that destroys a group of em' if they are all bunched together. Hope that helps a bit.
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Battletoads pissed me off so much I quit the game for 9 years Then I picked it back up, realized that the snake level still ate up all but 1 of my lives, just so I could live three seconds in the fire jet level and have my rear end kicked. Haven't played since.
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