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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > F-Zero Story Mode Chapter 7: It's not any fun unless I can win, you faggots
Dillinger
Feb 28, 2003

I KIK HEDZ. I TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE.
Oh my god.

All I can say.

edit: this is my favorite part:

quote:

You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and loving DIE DIE DIE.

* # ¿ Sep 22, 2003 06:38
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Dillinger
Feb 28, 2003

I KIK HEDZ. I TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE.
Posting again to say this thing doesn't stop being funny. ever.

Get angry more often and write for the frontpage.

* # ¿ Sep 22, 2003 22:22
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Dillinger
Feb 28, 2003

I KIK HEDZ. I TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE.

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Schmendrick came out of the closet to say:

It's as if Story Mode's a freaking punishment for not having an arcade near you. If this game came out with the console<->arcade feature FIVE OR SEVEN loving YEARS AGO WHEN ARCADES USED TO BE AROUND, it would have worked out. Does Nintendo even care about their [non-fanboy, casual] fans when they think of these retarded gimmicks!?

Mabye cause they're trying to revive the arcade industry?

It's the arcade's fault you don't have one, not Nintendo and Sega.

* # ¿ Sep 22, 2003 23:42
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