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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > F-Zero Story Mode Chapter 7: It's not any fun unless I can win, you faggots
LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre

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horseness came out of the closet to say:
drat. I beat the THIRD chapter after the 2934830953034th try and jizz shot out of my cock. I haven't even tried the fourth because there are sharp knives in my kitchen that can be conviently used to slit my wrists.

ps. i laughed. 5.

I broke the game at mission 3. I must have gotten the impossible version. EB wouldn't take it back :(

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LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre
They don't make controllers like they used too. Atari and NES controllers were in-loving-destuctable.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > F-Zero Story Mode Chapter 7: It's not any fun unless I can win, you faggots