Nipple Bandit's F-Zero Rant Converted to MP3 Format

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Fragmaster: Dec 01, 2000; nerdshoe

From this thread:

http://www.somethingawful.com/autom.../junk/fzero.mp3

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Cheesegod: Aug 15, 2001

Downloading. This should be awesome :cool:.

edit: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

~i'm an angel cant u tell da horns r there 2 hold up da halo~

AMERICA'S FUNNIEST BUSINESSMAN FOOTPRINTS OR BUTTPRINTS?
NO CRACK NO SMACK NO ANGEL DUST

Cheesegod fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2003 around 20:34

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Nechronic: Aug 24, 2003; die die die

Oh it's ON now.

Edit: how could I forget to hit 5?

Nechronic fucked around with this message at Sep 24, 2003 around 02:24

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:28

PFlats: May 21, 2001; Forum Nice Guy

I can't wait. Downloading.

This is so loving perfect. I love it.

PFlats fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2003 around 20:32

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:28

Poopy Palpy: Jun 10, 2000; Im da fwiggin Poopy Palpy XD

Would be better with the nerdshoe voice but it's still awesome.

[edit] on second thought, it isn't really written in a style very adaptable to the nerdshoe voice so I guess I'm a moron/faggot.

fy,j"de"t

Poopy Palpy fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2003 around 20:34

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:29

Nija: Mar 01, 2003; F A C K

the "back to the loving future" part was captured exactly as I imagined. Nice shot.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:29

Contrabassoon: Jan 29, 2002

I have achieved enlightenment.

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# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:29

Scar Trek: Mar 06, 2002; I was here before this cliché crap and I'll be here long after it's cold and raped and dead in the ground.

Never change, Frags. Never change.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:32

Nakar: Sep 02, 2002; Ultima Ratio Regum

Other than my vision of the "holding F-Zero's family hostage" part, which I envisioned as quieter and more psychotic with a sudden explosion at the end, it was brilliant. As always. Rock on.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:32

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:32

Fragmaster: Dec 01, 2000; nerdshoe

quote:

Nakar came out of the closet to say:
Other than my vision of the "holding F-Zero's family hostage" part, which I envisioned as quieter and more psychotic with a sudden explosion at the end, it was brilliant. As always. Rock on.

Yeah, I think I was running out of gas\breath by then. Kinda stumbled through that part. And I mispronounced some things, but oh wells IT IS MERELY INTERNET MP3.

I really enjoyed Nipple Bandit's speech. Good show, sir.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:34

Marshall Banana: Feb 05, 2002; by Lowtax

I love you

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# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:39

eloH: Apr 16, 2002; by Lowtax

HOLY poo poo ahahahha

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# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:39

The Famous Eccles: Apr 28, 2002; I SAID NEVER FORGET YOU TWIT

You show that yiffer.

quote:

Blixt wrote this in a previous episode of "goku: THE SERIES":
You clearly have no clue what you are talking about. There is a set number of "evil" in the world at all times. When a body with an "evil" soul dies, the soul moves on to an infant. It is possible to remove this taint with exorcism, although it is a very hard process that can leave the person dead. A few people who have been controlled by Satan is Hitler and Ghengis Khan.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:40

SNOT CORN: May 15, 2002

wonderful

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:40

MrRock: Apr 10, 2002; "I always knew I could find love in another mans ass."

ha!

good times.

edit: FAGNUT!

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:45

Zap!: May 15, 2002; Nuts.

Three cheers for Fragmaster!

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:48

Marshall Banana: Feb 05, 2002; by Lowtax

Fastest Gold Ever

Worth IT!

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# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:55

Maneki Neko: Oct 27, 2000

Aahahahhahahahahaha. The only thing that could beat this would be a well done flash animation, narrated by the rant.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:58

Schmendrick: Aug 22, 2003; (Insert stupid MMO name here.)

Genius. Pure Genius.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 20:59

The Rand Baron: Oct 05, 2000; human junk just words and so much skin
^__________^

<3 Fragmaster

and Fragmaster/Nipple Bandit=HOTTEST NEW FORUM COUPLE!!!

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:02

Chiefwiggum883: Sep 13, 2002; by Lowtax

haha, that's some good poo poo.

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# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:05

Mizaq: Sep 12, 2001; Monkey Magic

This mp3 is taking warm shits in my gaping mouth. wait no. :lol:

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:06

Bilgewater: Jul 06, 2003; You're dead, but the world keeps spinning.

Fragmaster is a god among men. The speech makes me laugh hard itself, but your voice multiplies it by 10. You just made my day.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:07

smelldog: Feb 12, 2003

bottle that scent.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:10

InaneLogic: May 21, 2003

OMFG. :lol:

Ahahahahahaha!

EDIT: 0 to gold in 3.25 seconds it seems. :)

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:12

: Jan 01, 1970

OLOL

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:13

Swordfish: Aug 15, 2001

someday i will meet frags in real life and i wont let him talk because his voice scares me so

omg

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:15

Binbin: Jul 15, 2003

Requesting a Fragmaster rant about classic battletoads.

P.S.: This thread = 3125 (5^5)

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# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:17

salad tong: Dec 04, 2000

Hahaha, I love it.

Now, then, where's the L-Shaped Tetris Block remix?

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:18

SpokkerJones: Nov 09, 2002; by Ozma

Hahaha

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# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:22

Malachii: Nov 05, 2002; One eyed monster!

Jesus Christ, its even funnier when you can hear it.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:23

Sensurround: Feb 06, 2003

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:25

JRock: Sep 19, 2000; by Fistgrrl

ahahahahahahahahaaaaa

im playing this at work. i might get fired. yet still i laugh so hard tears come from my eyes

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# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:27

evil_bunnY: Apr 02, 2003

quote:

AtomBomb came out of the closet to say:
Hahaha, I love it.

DIE! DIE! DIE!

that poo poo's brilliant, good job.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:29

real_scud: Sep 05, 2002; Cesc Smash!

Ahahahaha jesus christ these always bring me to laugh so hard my stomach hurts

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:31

LittleFancyPants: May 24, 2002

I would like to take this opportunity to offer a startling bit of evidence that Fragmaster may not be exactly who he seems:

Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen...................Reinhard "The Hangman" Heydrich

So exactly how many Jews did you "frag" Mr. Bowen?

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:32

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; Deals in what you want.

Oh gently caress hahaha

This reminds me I've got to find some way to post the Commercial I made that fragmaster did the V/O for.

Formerly Intel&Sebastian

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:33

LuckyGlauber: Jul 18, 2001

That was some good poo poo.

I didn't even know that thread existed until I read this one.

Even though I didn't find it that hard (or Battletoads for that matter) people getting that angry over any game is always cause for a good laugh.

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:33

Cuddly Coach: Sep 29, 2001

Now if only there were a way to put this on a CD and swap it in after loading the game, to play on loop until you finish the game...

# ? Sep 23, 2003 21:35

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