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What the hell was Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons smoking when he wrote this review? First of all, Princess maker is NOT a hentai game, nor does it deserve to be judged by such standards. Second of all, the only reason a player would have for putting his daughter in an S&M dress would be to get one of the "evil" endings that the game punishes the player for. Third, he obviously didn't read the documentation because if he did he would know that it is not neccesary to get rid of stress with food, all you have to do is give her "time off". He also obviously didn't know that one can skip the animations, including the opening by hitting the "F3" key. His critisms of the game, aside from what he said about the adventure part, have no basis in the facts about the game. This was not a fair review. ----------------
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o rly?
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:06 |
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quote:Fire came out of the closet to say:
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:09 |
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YHBT. YHL. HAND. whoa, everyone loves hypnotoad Contrabassoon fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Nov 13, 2003 |
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:13 |
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Here is a review of your thread It is terrible, what the hell were you thinking
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:13 |
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quote:Fire came out of the closet to say:
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:14 |
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That's a cool frog
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:15 |
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quote:Mrs. Badcrumble came out of the closet to say: A review of Mrs. Badcrumble's review: I have to say, Mrs. Badcrumble was right on point this time around. The review that Badcrumble was reviewing was, to quote the earlier review "terrible." This was an excellent review of a review of a review, and I would certainly read it again.
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:15 |
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That toad is pretty cute though.
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:16 |
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this thread is like santa poo poo in the games forum.
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:16 |
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quote:Ben came out of the closet to say: If you've played the game before you would no that review was completly unfair. ----------------
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:16 |
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:krakken:
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quote:Fire came out of the closet to say:
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quote:Fire came out of the closet to say: Normally I would laugh off a post as stupid as this, but for some reason I'm going to take seriously your criticism of my journalistic integrity when it comes to reviewing obscure Japanese porn games. You may not classify Princess Maker 2 as a hentai game, but it is most definitely a hentai game. It has so many gameplay elements in common with True Love and Maid's Story that it's ridiculous. The fact that it has underage nudity and weird cross-species sex immediately qualifies it as a hentai game and it includes the same weird themes of domination that most hentai games do. Also you might want to take note of the fact that I repeatedly and specifically mention alternatives to cake and fish. Either the vapors emenating from the swamp like morass of drying semen and withered genitals in your lap or your lust for prepubescent breasts had your eyes so teared up you neglected to read most of the review.
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quote:Fire came out of the closet to say:
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quote:Fire came out of the closet to say: Who cares? Are you losing sleep over it? ----------------
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:18 |
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what shall we name the frog?
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:18 |
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quote:robo came out of the closet to say:
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:19 |
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EVERYONE LOVES HYPNO-TOAD. OBEY ----------------
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:21 |
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That's a big toad.
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:21 |
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The picture of the toad makes me smile.
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:21 |
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EPG RULES FIRE SUX
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:22 |
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I for one welcome our new frog overlords.
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:22 |
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This thread is baffling
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:23 |
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quote:elpintogrande came out of the closet to say: Jesus christ that was beautiful
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:23 |
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OHHHHH NO FIRE NO CLOSE THREADY You opened your mouth like a jackass now suck your foot down deep, just pretend it's coming out of the other side of a glory hole.
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:27 |
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quote:elpintogrande came out of the closet to say: Whew, for a second I thought I missed my chance. Fire, you sir are retarded.
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:29 |
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quote:elpintogrande came out of the closet to say:
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:29 |
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I thought this thread was about Germany invading the low countries again :(
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:30 |
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I wonder if Fire realized that Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons = EPG when he posted this?
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:30 |
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quote:elpintogrande came out of the closet to say: today is a good day for all.
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:31 |
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Man, that Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons is a real monster. Somebody should tell Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons of his dreadful mistake.
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:31 |
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Sup Standford
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:31 |
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holy poo poo, now that's comedy.
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# ? Nov 13, 2003 22:32 |
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quote:Scrubber came out of the closet to say:
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quote:Fire came out of the closet to say: Yes, I'm sure that is the only reason.
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quote:Fire came out of the closet to say:
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quote:Char came out of the closet to say:
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