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FIRE CURES BIGOTS
Aug 26, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post


What the hell was Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons smoking when he wrote this review? First of all, Princess maker is NOT a hentai game, nor does it deserve to be judged by such standards. Second of all, the only reason a player would have for putting his daughter in an S&M dress would be to get one of the "evil" endings that the game punishes the player for. Third, he obviously didn't read the documentation because if he did he would know that it is not neccesary to get rid of stress with food, all you have to do is give her "time off". He also obviously didn't know that one can skip the animations, including the opening by hitting the "F3" key.

His critisms of the game, aside from what he said about the adventure part, have no basis in the facts about the game. This was not a fair review.

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Iceman
Aug 23, 2003



o rly?

G-III
Mar 4, 2001



quote:

Fire came out of the closet to say:
What the hell was Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons smoking when he wrote this review? First of all, Princess maker is NOT a hentai game, nor does it deserve to be judged by such standards. Second of all, the only reason a player would have for putting his daughter in an S&M dress would be to get one of the "evil" endings that the game punishes the player for. Third, he obviously didn't read the documentation because if he did he would know that it is not neccesary to get rid of stress with food, all you have to do is give her "time off". He also obviously didn't know that one can skip the animations, including the opening by hitting the "F3" key.

His critisms of the game, aside from what he said about the adventure part, have no basis in the facts about the game. This was not a fair review.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching


quote:

SomethingAwful.com came out of the closet to say:
The Internet Makes You Stupid.

Contrabassoon
Jan 29, 2002
REALLY SHITTY POSTER

YHBT. YHL. HAND.

whoa, everyone loves hypnotoad

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

Dontrelevision

Mrs. Badcrumble
Sep 21, 2002


Here is a review of your thread

It is terrible, what the hell were you thinking

Ben
Mar 18, 2001
IF YOU'RE CRIPPLED, DON'T COME TO MY GOON MEETS. I'LL TOSS YOUR CRUTCHES IN THE LAKE

quote:

Fire came out of the closet to say:
His critisms of the game, aside from what he said about the adventure part, have no basis in the facts about the game. This was not a fair review.
I really hope my sarcastometer is broken.

Crass
Mar 22, 2002

enjoy the show

That's a cool frog

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


quote:

Mrs. Badcrumble came out of the closet to say:
Here is a review of your thread

It is terrible, what the hell were you thinking

A review of Mrs. Badcrumble's review:

I have to say, Mrs. Badcrumble was right on point this time around. The review that Badcrumble was reviewing was, to quote the earlier review "terrible." This was an excellent review of a review of a review, and I would certainly read it again.

Scrubber
Feb 23, 2001
I'm just arguing for leniency; all she did was kill her friend.

That toad is pretty cute though.

apathetic poster
May 8, 2002



this thread is like santa poo poo in the games forum.

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FIRE CURES BIGOTS
Aug 26, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post


quote:

Ben came out of the closet to say:

I really hope my sarcastometer is broken.

If you've played the game before you would no that review was completly unfair.

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penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR

:krakken:

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro


quote:

Fire came out of the closet to say:
If you've played the game before you would no that review was completly unfair.
You're not safe here Fire!

elpintogrande
Sep 3, 2000


quote:

Fire came out of the closet to say:
What the hell was Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons smoking when he wrote this review? First of all, Princess maker is NOT a hentai game, nor does it deserve to be judged by such standards. Second of all, the only reason a player would have for putting his daughter in an S&M dress would be to get one of the "evil" endings that the game punishes the player for. Third, he obviously didn't read the documentation because if he did he would know that it is not neccesary to get rid of stress with food, all you have to do is give her "time off". He also obviously didn't know that one can skip the animations, including the opening by hitting the "F3" key.

His critisms of the game, aside from what he said about the adventure part, have no basis in the facts about the game. This was not a fair review.

Normally I would laugh off a post as stupid as this, but for some reason I'm going to take seriously your criticism of my journalistic integrity when it comes to reviewing obscure Japanese porn games.

You may not classify Princess Maker 2 as a hentai game, but it is most definitely a hentai game. It has so many gameplay elements in common with True Love and Maid's Story that it's ridiculous. The fact that it has underage nudity and weird cross-species sex immediately qualifies it as a hentai game and it includes the same weird themes of domination that most hentai games do.

Also you might want to take note of the fact that I repeatedly and specifically mention alternatives to cake and fish. Either the vapors emenating from the swamp like morass of drying semen and withered genitals in your lap or your lust for prepubescent breasts had your eyes so teared up you neglected to read most of the review.

Ben
Mar 18, 2001
IF YOU'RE CRIPPLED, DON'T COME TO MY GOON MEETS. I'LL TOSS YOUR CRUTCHES IN THE LAKE

quote:

Fire came out of the closet to say:


If you've played the game before you would no that review was completly unfair.
:cry:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching


quote:

Fire came out of the closet to say:


If you've played the game before you wouldno that review was completly unfair.

Who cares? Are you losing sleep over it?

excusemeprincess
Jul 23, 2001
There was a pop-kun here. It's gone now.

what shall we name the frog?

Crass
Mar 22, 2002

enjoy the show

quote:

robo came out of the closet to say:
what shall we name the frog?
We shall name him Stanford

Binbin
Jul 15, 2003



EVERYONE LOVES HYPNO-TOAD.

OBEY

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Ray and Shirley
Jan 30, 2003
oh poop

That's a big toad.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching


The picture of the toad makes me smile.

Rankin
May 31, 2002



EPG RULES FIRE SUX

Hawkline
May 30, 2002

¡La Raza!

I for one welcome our new frog overlords.

Doughyhobo
Apr 30, 2002

by DocEvil


This thread is baffling

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Big Red Fred
Apr 15, 2003

Gimme the Funk or I'll tear out your spleen

quote:

elpintogrande came out of the closet to say:

Either the vapors emenating from the swamp like morass of drying semen and withered genitals in your lap or your lust for prepubescent breasts had your eyes so teared up you neglected to read most of the review.

Jesus christ that was beautiful

elpintogrande
Sep 3, 2000


OHHHHH NO FIRE

NO CLOSE THREADY

You opened your mouth like a jackass now suck your foot down deep, just pretend it's coming out of the other side of a glory hole.

Chief Bossguy
Mar 26, 2001


quote:

elpintogrande came out of the closet to say:
NO CLOSE THREADY

Whew, for a second I thought I missed my chance.


Fire, you sir are retarded.

Ben
Mar 18, 2001
IF YOU'RE CRIPPLED, DON'T COME TO MY GOON MEETS. I'LL TOSS YOUR CRUTCHES IN THE LAKE

quote:

elpintogrande came out of the closet to say:
OHHHHH NO FIRE

NO CLOSE THREADY

You opened your mouth like a jackass now suck your foot down deep, just pretend it's coming out of the other side of a glory hole.
Ahahahaha. I wonder if he could be banned for closing a thread that a mod opened...

Whale Podcast
Apr 27, 2004

by Fragmaster


I thought this thread was about Germany invading the low countries again :(

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Rankin
May 31, 2002



I wonder if Fire realized that Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons = EPG when he posted this?

smelldog
Feb 12, 2003



quote:

elpintogrande came out of the closet to say:


NO CLOSE THREADY


today is a good day for all.

Angry Communist
Oct 10, 2003


I'm about to break!

Man, that Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons is a real monster.

Somebody should tell Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons of his dreadful mistake.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

"You got to be one of the good guys, cause there's way too many of the bad."


Sup Standford

CBN_Shaggy
Aug 6, 2001

WHAMMIED! :(

holy poo poo, now that's comedy.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001


quote:

Scrubber came out of the closet to say:
That toad is pretty cute though.
Quiet or else I'll review you!

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Kezef
Jul 10, 2003

insert witty phrase and/or large red text here.

quote:

Fire came out of the closet to say:
Second of all, the only reason a player would have for putting his daughter in an S&M dress would be to furiously masturbate over the idea of your pre-teen dominatrix daughter in an S&M dress.

Yes, I'm sure that is the only reason.

FuSchnick
Jun 6, 2001

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived...

quote:

Fire came out of the closet to say:
The D&D subforum was simply not large enough to contain my gargantuan ignorance.

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Angry Communist
Oct 10, 2003


I'm about to break!

quote:

Char came out of the closet to say:
:krakken:
:911:

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