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plainclothes goth
Jul 15, 2001
How does she get the money?

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pelle
Jun 7, 2001
yes I know I a mighty pirate..
christ oh migthy..

I would probobly go mad if I had to live like that..

just saw half of the images tho seams your hosting diead just as I was downloading them ..

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer
Goddamnit. You're not related to one "Roe Acree" in Alabama? Because his mom is just as bad as your mom, except doesn't get any of her stuff from ebay. Its all "heirlooms"

EDIT: Because I'm a nice guy: http://www.auburn.edu/~millisr/house/

n0tqu1tesane fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Dec 15, 2003

Xylorjax
Nov 27, 2002

Sweet tapdancing Christ. I've seen a house like that in the past, but nowhere NEAR that bad...

TGKB
Jan 29, 2003

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
Grabbed a few before they went down. Rape away.















Also, tell your mother to seek help, or seek an apartment which she has no access to.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Cool, thanks. Here's a torrent of all of them.
Download torrent81 (1 file; 4.50 MB)
View torrent stats


Can I use your host in my main post, n0tqu1tesane or BigBlackMan?

Burnsy
Aug 14, 2000

Be happy you don't suffer from claustrophobia.

im_afraid_of_clowns
Nov 28, 2000
I turn my camera on. I cut my fingers on the way.
Hewlet Packard just called and they want all of their boxes back

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

quote:

DannyManic came out of the closet to say:
How does she get the money?
She has a job. This is pretty much where all of her income goes though.

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
May i ask, what happen the the husband/your father?

roop
May 10, 2002

I am become Roberto, the destroyer of scoring chances
x 1,000,000

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

Holy loving poo poo.

When I read "insane" in the title I assumed it was an exaggeration, as is usually the case. But your mom is truly insane. How in the holy hell can you stand to be in that house for even a minute, let alone live there? I would kill myself before I had to put up with that poo poo.

I feel like tidying up my room just looking at those photos.

EDIT: Oh yeah, 5.

Nevermore
May 11, 2003

the pointy end of the asp
Slippery Tilde
Obsessive Compulsive Hoarding is usually what causes this - which I'm sure you already know. You're living in a health and fire hazard, which I bet you also know. It also seems that your mother isn't happy with this way of life, thus making excuses about value, about how things will be sold, but at the same time covering all the windows and making it so that she can hide from the outside world.

So are the prisoners going to get oh-so-confidential information about her from the bird seed containers? Again, more excuses. :(

I feel bad for her, she's ill.

But, drat, and I thought my house was a mess.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

quote:

Kurt_Cobain came out of the closet to say:
May i ask, what happen the the husband/your father?
They divorced about twenty years ago. Strangely, she's single now.

graffin
Sep 28, 2002
I can't believe you are posting this! What if the prisoners read this?

Have you ever confronted her about her problem in a serious way? It seems she could use some professional help.

Sass-free since September 7th!

Honky MoFo
Aug 22, 2000

There are some mother fucking snakes on my mother fucking face!

quote:

Knormal came out of the closet to say: [img]Picture of bathroom[img]
The bathroom. It's only remarkable in that it's the widest open space outside of my room. It's the only place you could actually stick your arms out and spin around. You know, if you wanted to.[/B]
Please tell me that you do that, and sing The Sound Of Music whilst spinning.

Make sure that you die before she does. If you don't, you'll inherit all that poo poo. I predict she'll die soon by being crushed to death.

Honky MoFo fucked around with this message at 10:03 on Dec 15, 2003

roop
May 10, 2002

I am become Roberto, the destroyer of scoring chances
Can you post a picture of your mom?

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Knormal came out of the closet to say:
Can I use your host in my main post, n0tqu1tesane or BigBlackMan?

Yeah, go right ahead. Its a university account with no known limits, so rape away. Also, if I missed a picture or two, send me a PM and I'll get them up.

Nullsmack
Dec 7, 2001
Digital apocalypse
query, how does she take a shower?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

For all the questions about professional help, it's like Lil'Egg said:

quote:

Lil'Egg came out of the closet to say:
So, if it's your mom's house, why is it your business what she wants to fill it with?

Sure, it appears that she's crazy as poo poo, but hey - if she's not hurting anybody and it makes her happy, what's the harm?


And yeah, when she dies, I'm pretty much going to just leave the front door open and let people scrounge around.

im_afraid_of_clowns
Nov 28, 2000
I turn my camera on. I cut my fingers on the way.
Obsessions about hoarding or saving: Stashing away useless trash, such as old newspapers or items rescued from trash cans. The inability to discard anything because it "may be needed sometime." A fear of losing something or discarding something by mistake.

Looks like your mom has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I urge you to do some research and get her some help dude.

Mr. Fictitious
Jul 9, 2002

by Ozmaugh
If nothing else, you should tell her to keep her poo poo out of your room... If the pile is sending scouts to the doorway, it may soon mount a full-scale offensive.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001

quote:

im_afraid_of_clowns came out of the closet to say:
get her some help dude.

why?

Nevermore
May 11, 2003

the pointy end of the asp
Slippery Tilde
But does this really make her happy? Or is she trapped in behavior beyond her control?

This is an interesting article written by a professional organizer about extreme pack rats, in case you're interested. You have to trudge through the beginning to get to the juicy parts, though.

Anyway, I'll shaddup now.

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

quote:

Kurt_Cobain came out of the closet to say:


why?

Because this is totally hosed up and unnatural. Obviously something else is going on with her. Normal people don't live like that.

graffin
Sep 28, 2002
I know it doesn't seem like too much of a problem now, just more of an inconvenience. But, this is a sign of some mental disturbance. Just think of how it will be 20 years down the road. You will be moved out and she may be living in a very unsafe living environment.

I'm not saying that it is that bad, but you may want to consider this. This may be a problem that is easier to take care of now than to wait till later.

Of course, not knowing your mom I really can't tell how serious this really is.

Sass-free since September 7th!

pelle
Jun 7, 2001
yes I know I a mighty pirate..
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Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001

quote:

caiman came out of the closet to say:


Because this is totally hosed up and unnatural. Obviously something else is going on with her. Normal people don't live like that.
ruh-roh, the normal police are here, everyone hide your crazy hats and put on you normal hats!

sorry for the useless derail/argument, it is sleepy time for me.

Test Pilot Monkey
Apr 27, 2003

I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy.
It'd be pretty cool to have all those boxes around. It'd be like a maze with secret hiding places and probably lots of cool stuff hidden around. A giant scrap heap.

But I'd need at least one or two rooms that weren't full of crap so it didn't get too claustrophobic.

GBS-FM

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

quote:

Kurt_Cobain came out of the closet to say:

ruh-roh, the normal police are here, everyone hide your crazy hats and put on you normal hats!

sorry for the useless derail/argument, it is sleepy time for me.

Fine. Let me change "normal" to "mentally stable."

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

quote:

roop came out of the closet to say:
Can you post a picture of your mom?





No, just kidding. Here she is with a comically large cucumber.

Luxmore
Jun 5, 2001
My grandmother was kind of like this, though not nearly as bad. When she died it took nearly two months to empty her house.

Meanwhile, my dad has begun to hide crates full of Value Village shoes and shirts in the attic. Gonna have to nip that one in the bud.

Spookyblack
Dec 12, 2000

Flavours of the Earth
holy poo poo. I was almost about to post a thread about how much I think I am a pack rat etc etc when I stumbled upon this thread first.... NEVERMIND.

I am also curious to see what your mother looks like. And please tell her to check out my thread in sa mart.

edit: nevermind about the picture of your mom

Toxic Shock
Aug 15, 2003
sock your mom in the face

cioxx
Jul 14, 2001

Is she a hippie?
Does she use alcohol?
What does your mom tell you when you ask her to remove all that junk from the house?

And may I suggest some home decoration books for her as an XMas present? Stuff with lots of pictures of comfortable dwellings. I couldn't think of anything more subtle and appropriate in this situation.

Glad to know you're taking this easy.

Economic Sinkhole
Mar 14, 2002
Pillbug
Sell some of that poo poo on ebay. Just open up some random box from the bottom of a stack and sell it. It's not like she'll miss it, and you make some money selling worthless crap to other nutjobs.

AlbertHerring
Oct 10, 2003

king of the may more like governor of virginia

quote:

Knormal came out of the closet to say:
And yeah, when she dies, I'm pretty much going to just leave the front door open and let people scrounge around.

I'd have a scrounge around in there first if I were you. Guess how my father found his aunt's wedding present to him - the mismatched, scratched family silver set that was missing half the pieces?

Yep. Great-Aunt Lena was this bad, I'm told. My father had to go through the entire house after her death to find the heirlooms he wanted to keep/distribute to other relatives, plus the stuff that was willed to him and others. And the worst of it is I fear that I may have inherited some of her tendencies...

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

quote:

cioxx came out of the closet to say:
Is she a hippie?

No.

quote:

Does she use alcohol?
No.

quote:

What does your mom tell you when you ask her to remove all that junk from the house?

"No."

quote:

And may I suggest some home decoration books for her as an XMas present? Stuff with lots of pictures of comfortable dwellings. I couldn't think of anything more subtle and appropriate in this situation.
Yeah, like I'm going to get her more books.


quote:

Absolut_Brian came out of the closet to say:
Sell some of that poo poo on ebay. Just open up some random box from the bottom of a stack and sell it. It's not like she'll miss it, and you make some money selling worthless crap to other nutjobs.
I've thought about it, but getting to the middle/bottom of one of those piles is like a half-day project.

Kontrollverlust
Sep 12, 2002

as opposed to the ebay method you could also sell some of it in a garage sale if she goes out of town for a couple days

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Scubaseppy
Jan 21, 2003
\m/(-_-)\m/
There is no way I would live at that home. Dude you are never gona get laid living in a place like that.