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DanSTC
Aug 5, 2002

by Fistgrrl


Your house is a massive loving fire hazard and the life of both you and your mother are in severe danger.

No, seriously. This is no laughing matter. Many people die every year from doing exactly what your mother is doing, all that paper junk tightly packed into a single house goes up like a powder keg when so much as a tiny otherwise harmless spark flints onto a paper pile.

I suggest you and your mom do some serious house-cleaning, throwing as much of the poo poo out that you don't need, but putting everything that you want to save at a rental warehouse safe-storage facility of some sort.

Also, garage sales of excess junk might be a good idea just so you can have places to actually put stuff.

If your mother cannot bear to let go of her stuff, appeal to her sense of reasoning and inform her that the house is a huge danger to both of you as it is. (If she does not believe you, get a local fireman to talk to her about it.) Plus she will likely enjoy the house much better if there's actual breathing space to be able to move about than she would if she were keeping all her crap strewn about.

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DanSTC
Aug 5, 2002

by Fistgrrl


Just want to reiterate the fact that you live in a loving SERIOUS, DANGEROUS, LIFE-THREATENING FIRE HAZARD, and what your mother is doing is, depending on state law regarding building codes, possibly illegal.

This is no laughing matter. You need to start throwing poo poo out, seriously. If your mother gives you the bullshit about prisoners stealing her identity, get her a loving PAPER SHREDDER for chrissakes.

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