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Before you guys start in with the flames, some backstory. There's this kid in my grade at school. This guy deals. He's also one shady piece of work. He likes to deal to younger kids (My school goes from grade five to 12, so some of them are pretty young), and he's their only source, as the other dealers won't sell to little kids like that. Now recently he's begun bragging about how he's been dipping weed in formaldehyde, and selling it to these kids because it's all they can get. The fucker brags about it, like it's some power trip he's getting off on or something. Anyways, I plan to beat the poo poo out of him, but I want to give the stuff a try first so I don't risk getting arrested over his lying (He's the kind of guy that would bullshit some story like this for no particular reason). I'll probably also call the cops on him. I picked up a dime bag from him, and it's sitting in front of me now (he was really stingy with the amount, too. :mad: ) Yes, I know this is very unsafe, but I figure I should be fine only doing it once. I'm making this an ongoing so you guys can learn a bit about this combonation, as I've found practically no information about it at all during my research. Please, no trolls. t+00: I just smoked a bowl. Nothing yet. ----------------
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Oh, wow, this should be interesting. Maybe it will mask the smell of the weed and instead will smell like burning flesh.
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t+A couple minutes: Starting to feel high.. My lips are feeling a little numb. Otherwise nothing to report.
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I thought you were supposed to dip joints in it.
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Feb 8, 2004 01:49
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Looking forward to reading this. Have a good trip.
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7:50 PM: My lips are really really really numb. I could stick a pin through them and not feel a thing. I'm also feeling.. dirty, somehow. I described it on IRC as being like one of those old hermit witch ladys in the cottage, with the grimy skin and the dirt under her fingernails. It's inside me, though. ----------------
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Feb 8, 2004 01:51
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If it turns out the weed is in fact laced, do not beat him up, just call the cops. Selling laced weed to kids who have no other source and most likely don't know any better is disgusting.
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Feb 8, 2004 01:52
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quote:peezus came out of the closet to say:
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quote:Cynnik came out of the closet to say: Seems like to me you would be getting way too loving much of it this way. Of course I have little to no previous experience smoking embalming agents...maybe he uses a spray bottle, or an eye dropper. EvilPants fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Feb 8, 2004 |
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Feb 8, 2004 01:55
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7:55 Everything is... off. I'm not really high, but I just feel really unclean, and like there's something demanding my attention that I have to fix. My alarm is going off. eidt: no its not. ----------------
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Feb 8, 2004 01:56
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Like post-acid trip unclean?
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quote:Another Voice came out of the closet to say: Yes. 8:01 My head hurts. diab0lical DEEds: hows it going? TheWlrs: Everything is off-kilter. diab0lical DEEds: what you mean diab0lical DEEds: how much did you do diab0lical DEEds: the whol d? TheWlrs: It has the same general feeling as the funhouse level from Max Payne 2. diab0lical DEEds: lol' TheWlrs: not the visuals and stuff, but the ambiance TheWlrs: A bowl. About half the D ----------------
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if anyone wants to chat, I'll be on AIM and chillin' in #crackhouse. I feel really really realy dirty. It almost seems like this could be enjoyable but for the dirtyness. It's like really really bad acid. No visuals. ----------------
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I posted a thread about this stuff a while ago but it seems to be between archives right now. Some other goons have done it once or twice. However that guy should absolutely not be doing this. 12-year-olds? They should not be smoking anything for entirely real medical reasons. They certainly shouldn't be smoking weed dipped in psychotropic mortuary chemcials. I hope you do everything in your power to get this guy busted and report back to us.
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Feb 8, 2004 02:04
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8:07 stll no visuals. hardd.. to type have to fiund each letter, like wnen i staerted computering so so dirty digoing to loving KILL THIS FUCKER tear his face off while stapleds to the back of a teductruck ----------------
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Feb 8, 2004 02:08
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i was just reading this thread and i looked to the left and i read your name as the beatles - i am the walrus was playing, it was insane. anyway, have fun dealing with him, just make sure he doesnt have like hardcore connections that will break your legs or something.
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The yyear 1943: Vidurals now.. lots. Fireworks co,ming out of my ppo can my whppole body is so numbe going dark, but not. Just my mnind. this poo poo is killing by brain ceells. ----------------
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And this is being sold to children folks.
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at the current moment: thisa thshit is going down. soggythemuffin: Please excuse my ignorance, but what is formaldehyde? TheWlrs: emblameing fluuid TheWlrs: enbalming fluid soggythemuffin: I see, how are you doing now TheWlrs: badly TheWlrs: i can feel it killing me TheWlrs: it nueormlary is with dead thingds TheWlrs: and it wantes to msake me dead too soggythemuffin: I am not really aware of the dangers of embalming fluid TheWlrs: bad sehit soggythemuffin: it perserves things right? TheWlrs: ysae ----------------
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omg dude you're turning into a mummy
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quote:eloH came out of the closet to say: edit: good luck holding up. heh
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quote:Regular John came out of the closet to say: hitler is thisa FUCKERS DAD i felt dirtym so i needed stteel wool and now my arm is bleeding a little. (loy) but not my wrists dont worry the top of my arm. so not much blood, reaelly. this hurerts ----------------
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quote:Frolixo came out of the closet to say: now im thinking of pot smoking mummies and i cant stop laughing, thanks
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Feb 8, 2004 02:29
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Rule #5: Never have steel wool handy when you feel unclean.
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god damnit stop scrubbing yourself
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THE loving MOON PEOPLE
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quote:The Walrus came out of the closet to say: don't worry you will TheWlrs: allo Kommienzuspadt: how's hitler Kommienzuspadt: is he doing ok? TheWlrs: hitler says 'acattchtung' Kommienzuspadt: o tell hitler that i say hi :-)
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http://www.inch.com/~jholland/julie/illie.htm Here's a link to some information on smoking embalming fluid, I sent it to thewalrus, but he couldn't understand my moon language. Edit - on aim you were talking normal until suddenly you said I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR MOON LANGUAGE! to which I responded "then how can you speak my moon language" then you said THE MOON PEOPLE... and that was it. Sorry if i paraphrased most of it but I'm pretty sure the moon people stuff is 100% accurate, too bad I closed the window it was in. ---------------- peezus fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Feb 8, 2004 |
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GOTSE IS NOT A FUCING ASTRONAUGHT
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(01:33:34) aporkalypse666: any dead people on the internet type 1111111 (01:33:41) TheWlrs: ESEVEN (01:33:49) aporkalypse666: :)
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quote:The Walrus came out of the closet to say: OH MY GOD THE MOON PEOPLE
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TheWlrs (6:20:35 PM): no like baddddd bad acid TheWlrs (6:20:37 PM): so dirty. TheWlrs (6:20:49 PM): i need to go get a steeeeel wool pad to scrub TheWlrs (6:20:56 PM): my arm soggythemuffin (6:21:00 PM): no dont do that TheWlrs (6:21:03 PM): i have to TheWlrs (6:21:09 PM): back in sec soggythemuffin (6:21:17 PM): uhm dont tear off your skin... soggythemuffin (6:21:38 PM): its just an illusion it will wear off TheWlrs (6:26:16 PM): my aram huts soggythemuffin (6:26:48 PM): Does it itch or actually hurt? TheWlrs (6:26:49 PM): g TheWlrs (6:27:02 PM): it hurts now soggythemuffin (6:27:22 PM): thats because you scrubbed it with a steel scrub pad silly TheWlrs (6:27:35 PM): o soggythemuffin (6:28:52 PM): you shouldnt try anything like that again, stay in your room and dont touch things soggythemuffin (6:29:27 PM): this stuff sounds like PCP or something TheWlrs (6:31:37 PM): it isa, i thinkg,
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AModernFlaw: what is all this about the moon people TheWlrs: THEY ARE INCADING MY NOASTRIL AModernFlaw: oh poo poo man get them out AModernFlaw: what are you going to do TheWlrs: MOON TheWlrs: PEO[;LAE AModernFlaw: =-O I AM MOON PEOPLE TheWlrs: ive got liwaeke seventeen peaople talking to me
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