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SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



Before you guys start in with the flames, some backstory.


There's this kid in my grade at school. This guy deals. He's also one shady piece of work. He likes to deal to younger kids (My school goes from grade five to 12, so some of them are pretty young), and he's their only source, as the other dealers won't sell to little kids like that.

Now recently he's begun bragging about how he's been dipping weed in formaldehyde, and selling it to these kids because it's all they can get. The fucker brags about it, like it's some power trip he's getting off on or something.

Anyways, I plan to beat the poo poo out of him, but I want to give the stuff a try first so I don't risk getting arrested over his lying (He's the kind of guy that would bullshit some story like this for no particular reason). I'll probably also call the cops on him.

I picked up a dime bag from him, and it's sitting in front of me now (he was really stingy with the amount, too. :mad: )

Yes, I know this is very unsafe, but I figure I should be fine only doing it once. I'm making this an ongoing so you guys can learn a bit about this combonation, as I've found practically no information about it at all during my research.

Please, no trolls.


t+00: I just smoked a bowl. Nothing yet.

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zeebs
Dec 21, 2003
Pink lemon.

Oh, wow, this should be interesting. Maybe it will mask the smell of the weed and instead will smell like burning flesh.

SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



t+A couple minutes: Starting to feel high.. My lips are feeling a little numb. Otherwise nothing to report.

Cynnik
Nov 19, 2002

this seems all too familiar

I thought you were supposed to dip joints in it.

Bebeto
Nov 27, 2002


Looking forward to reading this. Have a good trip.

SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



7:50 PM:

My lips are really really really numb. I could stick a pin through them and not feel a thing. I'm also feeling.. dirty, somehow. I described it on IRC as being like one of those old hermit witch ladys in the cottage, with the grimy skin and the dirt under her fingernails.

It's inside me, though.

peezus
Jun 14, 2001

by Tiny Fistpump


If it turns out the weed is in fact laced, do not beat him up, just call the cops. Selling laced weed to kids who have no other source and most likely don't know any better is disgusting.

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zeebs
Dec 21, 2003
Pink lemon.

quote:

peezus came out of the closet to say:
If it turns out the weed is in fact laced, do not beat him up, just call the cops. Selling laced weed to kids who have no other source and most likely don't know any better is disgusting.
Yes, call the cops and tell them that you bought some laced weed and that they should investigate the matter.

peezus
Jun 14, 2001

by Tiny Fistpump


quote:

zeebs came out of the closet to say:

Yes, call the cops and tell them that you bought some laced weed and that they should investigate the matter.
You don't need to tell them that you purchased anything, hell you can just tell them anonymously.

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EvilPants
May 28, 2001
Robot

quote:

Cynnik came out of the closet to say:
I thought you were supposed to dip joints in it.

Seems like to me you would be getting way too loving much of it this way. Of course I have little to no previous experience smoking embalming agents...maybe he uses a spray bottle, or an eye dropper.

EvilPants fucked around with this message at Feb 8, 2004 around 00:58

SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



7:55

Everything is... off.


I'm not really high, but I just feel really unclean, and like there's something demanding my attention that I have to fix.


My alarm is going off.



eidt: no its not.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Like post-acid trip unclean?

SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



quote:

Another Voice came out of the closet to say:
Like post-acid trip unclean?

Yes.


8:01


My head hurts.


diab0lical DEEds: hows it going?
TheWlrs: Everything is off-kilter.
diab0lical DEEds: what you mean
diab0lical DEEds: how much did you do
diab0lical DEEds: the whol d?
TheWlrs: It has the same general feeling as the funhouse level from Max Payne 2.
diab0lical DEEds: lol'
TheWlrs: not the visuals and stuff, but the ambiance
TheWlrs: A bowl. About half the D

SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



if anyone wants to chat, I'll be on AIM and chillin' in #crackhouse.



I feel really really realy dirty. It almost seems like this could be enjoyable but for the dirtyness. It's like really really bad acid.


No visuals.

Shadowstar
May 19, 2003

~~~~~~~~~

I posted a thread about this stuff a while ago but it seems to be between archives right now. Some other goons have done it once or twice.

However that guy should absolutely not be doing this. 12-year-olds? They should not be smoking anything for entirely real medical reasons. They certainly shouldn't be smoking weed dipped in psychotropic mortuary chemcials.

I hope you do everything in your power to get this guy busted and report back to us.

SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



8:07


stll no visuals.


hardd.. to type


have to fiund each letter, like wnen i staerted computering



so so dirty

digoing to loving KILL THIS FUCKER

tear his face off while stapleds to the back of a teductruck

crapstain86
Jun 28, 2003


i was just reading this thread and i looked to the left and i read your name as the beatles - i am the walrus was playing, it was insane.

anyway,

have fun dealing with him, just make sure he doesnt have like hardcore connections that will break your legs or something.

SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



The yyear 1943:



Vidurals now..
lots.



Fireworks co,ming out of my ppo can



my whppole body is so numbe

going dark, but not. Just my mnind. this poo poo is killing by brain ceells.

Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT BLOWING 10MM GLOCKS


wow

Shadowstar
May 19, 2003

~~~~~~~~~

And this is being sold to children folks.

SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



at the current moment:


thisa thshit is going down.


soggythemuffin: Please excuse my ignorance, but what is formaldehyde?
TheWlrs: emblameing fluuid
TheWlrs: enbalming fluid
soggythemuffin: I see, how are you doing now
TheWlrs: badly
TheWlrs: i can feel it killing me
TheWlrs: it nueormlary is with dead thingds
TheWlrs: and it wantes to msake me dead too
soggythemuffin: I am not really aware of the dangers of embalming fluid
TheWlrs: bad sehit
soggythemuffin: it perserves things right?
TheWlrs: ysae

eloH
Apr 16, 2002

by Lowtax


thats pretty unsafe

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Frolixo
Jul 17, 2002


omg dude you're turning into a mummy

Birdo
Dec 1, 2003


quote:

eloH came out of the closet to say:
thats pretty unsafe
yeah, every "trip report" i've heard about this stuff has been bad :\

edit: good luck holding up. heh

DON'T PUT ANIME IN YOUR SIG

Slabs
Oct 14, 2003

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!

if you're in 1943 you should totally kill Hitler

SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



quote:

Regular John came out of the closet to say:
if you're in 1943 you should totally kill Hitler


hitler is thisa FUCKERS DAD


i felt dirtym so i needed stteel wool


and now my arm is bleeding a little. (loy)

but not my wrists dont worry the top of my arm. so not much blood, reaelly.

this hurerts

Fancy Car
Aug 28, 2003

fill the tank full of shit posts and goatse every 3000 miles

quote:

Frolixo came out of the closet to say:
omg dude you're turning into a mummy

now im thinking of pot smoking mummies and i cant stop laughing, thanks

Twiztidlojik
Mar 21, 2003
t(._.t)

Rule #5: Never have steel wool handy when you feel unclean.

eloH
Apr 16, 2002

by Lowtax


god damnit stop scrubbing yourself

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SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



guys save what i amsa sayings on AIM plsaease and post uit here.



i need ato remember this

SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



THE loving MOON PEOPLE

Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT BLOWING 10MM GLOCKS


quote:

The Walrus came out of the closet to say:
guys save what i amsa sayings on AIM plsaease and post uit here.



i need ato remember this

don't worry you will

TheWlrs: allo
Kommienzuspadt: how's hitler
Kommienzuspadt: is he doing ok?
TheWlrs: hitler says 'acattchtung'
Kommienzuspadt: o tell hitler that i say hi :-)

peezus
Jun 14, 2001

by Tiny Fistpump


http://www.inch.com/~jholland/julie/illie.htm Here's a link to some information on smoking embalming fluid, I sent it to thewalrus, but he couldn't understand my moon language.
Edit - on aim you were talking normal until suddenly you said I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR MOON LANGUAGE! to which I responded "then how can you speak my moon language" then you said THE MOON PEOPLE... and that was it. Sorry if i paraphrased most of it but I'm pretty sure the moon people stuff is 100% accurate, too bad I closed the window it was in.

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peezus fucked around with this message at Feb 8, 2004 around 01:35

Jargon
Apr 22, 2003



GOTSE IS NOT A FUCING ASTRONAUGHT

Slabs
Oct 14, 2003

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!

(01:33:34) aporkalypse666: any dead people on the internet type 1111111
(01:33:41) TheWlrs: ESEVEN
(01:33:49) aporkalypse666: :)

Kommienzuspadt
Apr 28, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT BLOWING 10MM GLOCKS


quote:

The Walrus came out of the closet to say:
THE loving MOON PEOPLE

OH MY GOD THE MOON PEOPLE

eloH
Apr 16, 2002

by Lowtax


he's not replying to anything, i hope he just blacked out

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Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003


TheWlrs (6:20:35 PM): no like baddddd bad acid
TheWlrs (6:20:37 PM): so dirty.
TheWlrs (6:20:49 PM): i need to go get a steeeeel wool pad to scrub
TheWlrs (6:20:56 PM): my arm
soggythemuffin (6:21:00 PM): no dont do that
TheWlrs (6:21:03 PM): i have to
TheWlrs (6:21:09 PM): back in sec
soggythemuffin (6:21:17 PM): uhm dont tear off your skin...
soggythemuffin (6:21:38 PM): its just an illusion it will wear off
TheWlrs (6:26:16 PM): my aram huts
soggythemuffin (6:26:48 PM): Does it itch or actually hurt?
TheWlrs (6:26:49 PM): g
TheWlrs (6:27:02 PM): it hurts now
soggythemuffin (6:27:22 PM): thats because you scrubbed it with a steel scrub pad silly
TheWlrs (6:27:35 PM): o
soggythemuffin (6:28:52 PM): you shouldnt try anything like that again, stay in your room and dont touch things
soggythemuffin (6:29:27 PM): this stuff sounds like PCP or something
TheWlrs (6:31:37 PM): it isa, i thinkg,

Fancy Car
Aug 28, 2003

fill the tank full of shit posts and goatse every 3000 miles

AModernFlaw: what is all this about the moon people
TheWlrs: THEY ARE INCADING MY NOASTRIL
AModernFlaw: oh poo poo man get them out
AModernFlaw: what are you going to do
TheWlrs: MOON
TheWlrs: PEO[;LAE
AModernFlaw: =-O I AM MOON PEOPLE
TheWlrs: ive got liwaeke seventeen peaople talking to me

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SHOTGUN REGULAR
Jul 9, 2002



so many wapeaokple talking to me


i could repky to all IF THESAE

MOON

PEOPLE

WOULDA GTET OUT OF MY NOASTRIL

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