Maully Millions posted:

Forgive me, catladies.....

My little ferret, Isolde, is obsessed with water glasses. I often put one on the nightstand so I have something to drink if I wake up in the middle of the night, then promptly forget about it in the rush of getting ready for work in the morning. Isolde will target this glass, try to stuff her entire body inside it in order to snorkel, then shove it off the edge of the nightstand. Half the time it hits the floor, the other half, it hits my side of the bed. When it hits the bed, I rub her on the wet spot to pick up as much of the water as possible. She does not appreciate this.

Also, sometimes we wind up the ferrets then dump them on each other and laugh at them when they go after each other, rather than the obnoxious humans that are messing with them in the first place.