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I was a security officer (not the one dying in QM) this round. What happened is an admin spawned a singularity bomb in Genetics, and every assistant and scientist came to try activate it. I tried to confiscate it, yelling at people to step away from the bomb, but someone managed to set it off in the medbay hallway. Captain and some security officers got sucked in. Me and Pinata, I think, went on to die to a sleepypen of initrobeedril. The killer then penned someone else, who was also a traitor with a sleepypen. They both died. Somehow through all this, Genetics survived completely unscathed. Seeing what went on in QM, this really was a round of criminal incompetence. A good round.
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Mar 12, 2015 11:35
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Admiral Funk posted:That's a job on a buncha non goon servers. Indeed it is! And they don't even do metroids anymore, it's changed to breeding A shame it isn't in the Goon servers, though, as I'd love to see what the more... 'Creative' players did with it, especially stuff like chemicals that can turn you into a slime (or a rarer one that turns you into a slime-person), and various ways to make slimes more or less hostile (and with even small amounts of lag, a group of two or more slimes is practically invincible to any but the most prepared anti-slime combatants)
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Mar 13, 2015 04:20
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They got rid of the metroids!? That's unnaturally saddening. 
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Mar 13, 2015 04:24
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Real talk though the slimes are probably my favorite thing that they have that we don't. It's like botany but interesting!
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Mar 13, 2015 04:44
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Clearly we need space bee breeding.
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Mar 13, 2015 04:48
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Razage posted:
This has to be your funniest episode yet! The start was great with the radio chatter growing ever more dire, and I completely lost it at the struggle for survival afterwards.
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Mar 13, 2015 10:34
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It's also a good reminder that Razage is really bad at paying attention to the chat. I'd have gotten the hell out of dodge at the mention of people loving with a singularity bomb thirty feet to my left.
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Mar 13, 2015 11:23
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That's the fun of building tension, it's like when a movie foreshadows or straight up shows you an ambush or bomb hidden somewhere that the protagonists have no idea about.
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Mar 13, 2015 11:29
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Materant posted:It's also a good reminder that Razage is really bad at paying attention to the chat. I'd have gotten the hell out of dodge at the mention of people loving with a singularity bomb thirty feet to my left. Reading sucks and is for wussies and land lubbers.
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Mar 13, 2015 13:24
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I wonder if they actually cared about Robotics getting swallowed or if they feigned worry that the bomb was too far to the right.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:38
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They set off a black hole bomb in the middle of the station, I doubt they were earnestly concerned about collateral damage.
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Mar 13, 2015 15:41
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Feinne posted:They set off a black hole bomb in the middle of the station, I doubt they were earnestly concerned about collateral damage. I doubt whether they were concerned about any damage..
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Mar 13, 2015 17:31
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Steelpudding posted:I doubt whether they were concerned about any damage.. Au contraire, they were conserned about all damage. Causing it that is.
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Mar 13, 2015 17:58
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The people that tend to find bombs of any sort usually don't give a poo poo (myself included). This same phenomenon is usually why it's fun to chuck artifacts in the halls. People will put their grubby hands all over them and drat the consequences.
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Mar 13, 2015 18:54
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Also does that singularity bomb look like a comical skull? Because that's awesome.
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Mar 13, 2015 19:03
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I still think it's hilarious to imagine someone happily working on a new bot while everyone on their headset is screaming about a black hole, I dunno about y'all
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tlarn posted:I still think it's hilarious to imagine someone happily working on a new bot while everyone on their headset is screaming about a black hole, I dunno about y'all I can imagine it if it's a stepford wife with a deathwish.
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Mar 15, 2015 03:09
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tlarn posted:I still think it's hilarious to imagine someone happily working on a new bot while everyone on their headset is screaming about a black hole, I dunno about y'all
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Mar 15, 2015 03:21
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Sindai posted:There's a video on the old station by PlumpHelmet where it's an alien round and near the end he notices that one of the botanists had barricaded himself in a room and been growing weed the entire round while the rest of the station fought and died against the aliens. I want this to be a movie. e. Link to video? I kinda wanna see it. BattleCattle fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Mar 15, 2015 |
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Mar 15, 2015 03:34
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Feinne posted:Also does that singularity bomb look like a comical skull? Because that's awesome. Nah, that was just a skull. The bomb was the little doohicky dead middle of the shuttle.
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Mar 15, 2015 06:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6jUjU3s4Pw New video up.
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Mar 24, 2015 14:40
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You people are too quick. I just started that upload before work and was just coming now to post the link. A Shocking Change All the exploding you hear later in the round is people getting killed by air locks.
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Mar 24, 2015 20:49
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Hijack the shuttle by escaping alone. Success. Not something you see every day. Well done, whoever that was.
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Mar 24, 2015 21:06
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Razage posted:You people are too quick. I just started that upload before work and was just coming now to post the link. This was one of my favorite updates so far.. How lucky that you got to use that hellburned engine for something useful.
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Mar 24, 2015 22:13
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Montegoraon posted:Hijack the shuttle by escaping alone. Success. They must have been prepared, they're also lucky I didn't manage to get down there to seal up the escape arm some more.
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Mar 24, 2015 22:22
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Oh boy, another chemistry episode is planned? Watching you mess up basic stuff and And remember, chlorine trifluoride is one chlorine for every three fluoride 
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Mar 25, 2015 00:38
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Nalesh posted:Oh boy, another chemistry episode is planned? Watching you mess up basic stuff and Chemistry episodes are hard to do because I don't have a second monitor to look up recipes with so I have to use my tablet or something to have access to my list. I'll see what I can rig up, maybe I just need to copy a few onto some paper and use that.
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Mar 25, 2015 01:11
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Didn't someone make a google docs spreadsheet a few months ago? if that's still being updated you could probably just have that on your tablet.
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Mar 25, 2015 01:15
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SS13 Public Spoilder V3 Always taking suggestions for new stuff to include. Biggest changes from version 2 are splitting the cocktail and food chem reactions to their own tab, and all the genetics revamp details.
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Mar 25, 2015 01:27
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Valiantly struggling away from a black hole was really fun to watch. I guess the problem is that a lot of the time when you kiss the edge of death you just die, even though a survivor story is great to follow.
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Glazius posted:Valiantly struggling away from a black hole was really fun to watch. I guess the problem is that a lot of the time when you kiss the edge of death you just die, even though a survivor story is great to follow. But there's always something to be said for a good death. Such as today, when a traitorous scientist decided to burn the HoP to death in toxins, by stunning him, taking his card and locking him into the gas storage room. Our intrepid scientist then opened the valve on a canister containing still-burning bombmix, hoping to make it out of the room before it got set ablaze. Unfortunately for him, the heat from the gas ignited a nearby fuel canister, detonating it and sending both the HoP and traitor to the ground, the searing hot bombgas rapidly overtaking them. With a loud alarm the firelocks triggered and swiftly sealed both scientist and HoP into the flaming toxins, and a struggle erupted between the two burning men. First for a fire extinguisher, then for a crowbar. The struggling quickly met an end, however, as both men succumbed to their injuries.
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May 15, 2015 23:24
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Spy_Guy posted:But there's always something to be said for a good death. That's like, a metaphor for the human condition. 
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May 16, 2015 03:37
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Spy_Guy posted:But there's always something to be said for a good death. Best part? It was in toxins. No one gave a poo poo. Toxins is always on fire.
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May 17, 2015 12:06
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Skunkrocker posted:Best part? It was in toxins. No one gave a poo poo. Toxins is always on fire. Poor Toxins. So I've been trying to record episodes but it seems there's something weird going on where the graphic side of the client stops updating for some reason, it just freezes and if I reconnect it's a black screen. I've not had a lot of time to trouble shoot it but when I get it figured out I'll drop some updates.
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May 24, 2015 07:14
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Hit it with a wrench twice, then use a blowtorch on it.
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maybe try doing a full reinstall of the client?
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