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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > the adventures of satan
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Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
YEEEEESSS!!!! IM SO loving PROUD OF US!

> KISS BEELZ

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


Congratulations, you god drat goons.

Here are some stats about the adventure:
235 unique screens.
0 accomplished intended solutions.
300 gallons of excrement used.

Thanks to everyone who participated and enjoyed it!

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Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
thank u

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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Atma posted:



Congratulations, you god drat goons.

Here are some stats about the adventure:
235 unique screens.
0 accomplished intended solutions.
300 gallons of excrement used.

Thanks to everyone who participated and enjoyed it!

what were some of the intended solutions?

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Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

 You're a goddamn hero, Atma. I cannot express my gratitude enough for this CYOA.

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
What would have happened if Satan hovered over the lava at the start?

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Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

Atma posted:



Congratulations, you god drat goons.

Here are some stats about the adventure:
235 unique screens.
0 accomplished intended solutions.
300 gallons of excrement used.

Thanks to everyone who participated and enjoyed it!

thanks atma

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
We never flew left over the lava. :smith:

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

sincx posted:

what were some of the intended solutions?

Well, just off the top of my head...

You were supposed to find a witch in the forest who would brew you a water-walking potion from the mushrooms - but instead the rabbitcopter was created.

I realized pretty quickly that nothing I intended would ever happen, so I just let whatever made the most sense work.

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dao Jones
Jul 17, 2009
 Thanks Atma, this is the first one of these that I ever participated in and I loved it. Great job!

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

 i made jesus kill him fuckin self

i know thats not super hard hes kind of well known for it but poo poo i feel good

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Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
atma that was god damned beautiful. thank you!

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

OMGVBFLOL posted:

We never flew left over the lava. :smith:

There was nothing over there. If you had, I might've made something up though.

Also I had no idea there was a heaven/hell adventure thing posted here a few months ago (mentioned by someone in this thread) I guess everyone has Satan on the mind.

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

 i really wish i had phrased my attempt to hack the prayer/answer/gbs machine better

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Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
I love you

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Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Yeah I gotta chime in that that was beautiful, good show. I wanna' know more intended structure and what we missed

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Impatient Skype JO
Nov 26, 2011

leave a sign ... something witchy

you posted:

your text here

Dark Souls posted:

imminent beating to a pulp
 That was great, hope you do another!

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Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Yeah atma offer some more post developer commentary

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PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer
Goldmine

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Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

 Did you ever start making a screen then have the most popular answer change and have to start all over?

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Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
yeah were there any screens we didn't see because we were too busy peeing on things

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