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Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

Kansas City requested that I select Clint Barmes, SS on their behalf.

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Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

Toronto takes Tim Stauffer, RP.

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Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

San Diego selects RHP Tommy Hunter.

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Houston takes Carlos Carrasco, SP

Minnesota takes LJ Hoes, OF that can hit lefties pretty decent

Cinci is up

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Politicalrancor: Jan 29, 2008

gently caress handedness, the Reds select Vic Black, RP

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TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

Braves take Kirk Nieuwenhuis, OF to make sure we have even more mets on our bench.

Nats are up

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Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Colorado takes 1B/3B/LF Eric Campbell

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mentholmoose: Nov 5, 2009; YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

Pittsburgh takes Alex Presley.

The Nats have a skipped pick, otherwise we're all waiting on the lightning round!

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Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

Angels use voodoo magic to take ANDRUW JONES, OF from the NPB

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tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Cubs pick pitcher Mike Fiers to be our long reliever.

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Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

Boston selects

Mike Piazza, Pitcher.

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Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Colorado takes Robinson Chirinos, backup Catcher.

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Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

With the gently caress YOU GOT MINE pick of the MURDERBALL ROUND and the WHO GIVES A poo poo pick overall, DETROIT MEOW CITY selects Brad Boxberger, RP.

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

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Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

Kansas City has requested that I murderball Bryan Morris, RP onto their squad.

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angrygodofjebus: Aug 25, 2005; Drink it up and hunker down

Oakland selects Michael Kohn, RP to finish the bullpen of the team that plays in poo poo

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Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

DAVID PHELPS NOTED YANKEE GOES TO TORONTO.

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The Merry Marauder: Apr 4, 2009; "But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."

The Phillies are puzzled to select

Michel "who the gently caress is that" Abreu

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Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

San Diego just realised Jimmy Rollins is really fuckin' old, so we're taking a guy who is not old but will probably suck rear end at hitting.

Hak-ju Lee, SS

At least he's really good at defence.

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Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Chicago AL selects tom wilhelmsen scream

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TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

Braves take Chone Figgins for his mad bunting skills

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The Merry Marauder: Apr 4, 2009; "But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."

Apparently the Phillies are way more boring and select

Jesus Aguilar to do the same thing, but with actual potential.

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Laderhan: Oct 2, 2013

mets are pround to select select the greatest met of all time, OUTFIELDER JASON BA-hahahahaha nope.

mets actually select jeff keppinger who is similarly really bad and overpaid.

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Zythrst: May 31, 2011; Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Texas selects Randal Grichuk, OF

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FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Baltimore rounds out picking with Addison Russell, who is now a Cub IRL, I guess

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Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

The Rays phone post to go with their heart and select one mister DAN R. JOHNSON, 1B

Monicro fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Jul 5, 2014

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Politicalrancor: Jan 29, 2008

Cinci takes David Lough, OF because not having a back up outfielder is stupid

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CFBalla: Sep 16, 2009; Yeah, I just made that shot.

Dodgers select Raul Ibanez, ??OF??, and plan on never using him in the field and counting down the days until he retire mid-season.

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

I forgot to autopick for Washington last night but they take Zach Britton, SP/RP

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straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

the cardinals select sicnarf loopstok backup backup catcher

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seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Seattle ups the weird factor by selecting Kazuhito Tadano, ~~gay porn star~~RP to round out the bullpen if he's eligible. If not I have another person in mind.

seiferguy fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jul 5, 2014

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Screen Door Slams: Jan 27, 2014; Michael Pineda just couldn't stay healthy...

Yankees take Jose Lopez, 2B, swiping him from the clutches of NPB.

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kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Arizona selects Carlos Sanchez, SS

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JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

TheSan Furanshisuko Buringi select Hector Luna, 2B/3B in a Jap play.

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mentholmoose: Nov 5, 2009; YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

The Pirates make you think, "wait, that guy's still in the majors!?" and take Carlos Pena!

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Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Cleveland is stocking up on mustache with RP Carlos Villanueva.

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Alright, let's finish this off.

Washington selects Eddie Butler, SP

Houston selects Jeff Manship, SP

Miami selects Garin Cecchini, 3B

Milwaukee selects Jeurys Familia, RP

Minnesota selects Tim Byrdak, LOOG

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