NBA N/V Conference Finals: Joe Lacob has longed for him.

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In the alternative universe where the other team advances, who will win the NBA title This poll is closed.
Nets	10	4.55%
Wizards	64	29.09%
Trailblazers	42	19.09%
Clippers	104	47.27%
Total:	220 votes

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straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

he arnold and andre the giant did a conan movie together

# ? Jun 3, 2014 01:41

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:54

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; #1 Pelican Fan

mynameisjohn posted:

he arnold and andre the giant did a conan movie together

Yeah, but everyone's seen those pictures a million times here.

# ? Jun 3, 2014 01:44

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Kibner posted:

Yeah, but everyone's seen those pictures a million times here.

Yeah, but Conan is a serial novel character whose books all follow plotlines like:
Conan sees an incredibly hot girl
Conan performs and impossibly athletic feat, usually murdering a few faceless enemies
Conan fucks the incredibly hot girl
On to the next city
Which, substitute a word or so, was the life of Wilt Chamberlain.

It's a nice picture of the pretenders and the real thing, and Wilt's arms are bigger and stronger.

# ? Jun 3, 2014 02:09

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The Asian Oprah posted:

Yeah, but Conan is a serial novel character whose books all follow plotlines like:
Conan sees an incredibly hot girl
Conan performs and impossibly athletic feat, usually murdering a few faceless enemies
Conan fucks the incredibly hot girl
On to the next city
Which, substitute a word or so, was the life of Wilt Chamberlain.

It's a nice picture of the pretenders and the real thing, and Wilt's arms are bigger and stronger.

I never thought of it like this before but yeah, Wilt is basically Conan.

# ? Jun 3, 2014 02:16

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Kibner posted:

A Wilt picture I had never seen before:

Those men have had much sex.

# ? Jun 3, 2014 02:25

hitze: Aug 28, 2007; Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

mynameisjohn posted:

he arnold and andre the giant did a conan movie together

how did you find out this information

# ? Jun 3, 2014 02:30

Papercut: Aug 24, 2005; The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

hitze posted:

how did you find out this information

Which character did Hugh play in the Conan movies? Was he the jailbait blonde or the crazy black lady with the sweet flat top?

# ? Jun 3, 2014 02:37

MVP: Nov 1, 2012; by Lowtax

This is why the Spurs home announcers and Tim Duncan are still the best in the NBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ctqv_V1wt8

# ? Jun 3, 2014 02:42

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:54

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Dang y'all are talking about Wilt and Conan, this has gone on for far too long

To yous I bring:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3639732

The NBA Finals N/V

# ? Jun 3, 2014 02:44

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