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Solid Poopsnake

by Nyc_Tattoo
I can't find the old thread, and I lost interest after like page 5. I have a wild time with forums dares.

Please give me a forums dare.

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Frank Horrigan

by Ralp
What happened? Sid went fuckin crazy :shrug:

I dare you to post "wow this game loving sucks" in pretty much any Games thread.

Solid Poopsnake

by Nyc_Tattoo

Azurrat posted:

What happened? Sid went fuckin crazy :shrug:

I dare you to post "wow this game loving sucks" in pretty much any Games thread.

I will do it right now, adorable butt man. Go make me fly into space.

Solid Poopsnake

by Nyc_Tattoo
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3567134&pagenumber=175#post430328892

Solid Poopsnake

by Nyc_Tattoo
That was kinda easy.

Frank Horrigan

by Ralp

Solid Poopsnake posted:

That was kinda easy.

momjokes.txt

Solid Poopsnake

by Nyc_Tattoo

Azurrat posted:

momjokes.txt

My moms is the easiest. You will hear no protests.

Solid Poopsnake

by Nyc_Tattoo
Arnie plz have a tod thread stickied always

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

Solid Poopsnake posted:

Arnie plz have a tod thread stickied always

hm posibly not

Solid Poopsnake

by Nyc_Tattoo

man :(

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
truth or dare

Frank Horrigan

by Ralp
hit me with a dare

nvm no cake

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Eye of Widesauron

Azurrat posted:

hit me with a dare

Go to TVIV and make a thread about the erotic side of the Alfred Hitchcock show

Extra points for working in Hitchcock's voice and/or physique

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
Seems hard to post a new thread in TVIV and get it noticed since almost the entire first page is stickies

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Truth or dare?

I pick truth.

ulvir

Azurrat posted:

What happened? Sid went fuckin crazy :shrug:

instead of probation he should've been put on a posting rehab programme.

Eye of Widesauron

Angry Fish posted:

Truth or dare?

I pick truth.

How do you enjoy your MOS? It seems interesting and as someone who works in remote sensing it has my attention

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Widestancer posted:

How do you enjoy your MOS? It seems interesting and as someone who works in remote sensing it has my attention

I don't enjoy it entirely. It has its downpoints and it has its good moments.

I prefer teaching, which is what I'm doing now.

I work with third-gen electronics; ic circuits that are nothing more than a few nand gates for example. It allows us to actually perform micro-2M with a 30x microscope real easy, for example. If it ain't broke, the military doesn't replace it until the repair parts get prohibitively expensive.

I remember working with tape drives and "disc pack" hard drives that were 512mb of storage on a 20 lb hard disk package. We replaced that with a software emulator on a SPARC chip and harddrive.

I'm currently teaching radar's and microwave physics to these newbies. it's fun.

LappyDore64

by XyloJW

Angry Fish posted:

I don't enjoy it entirely. It has its downpoints and it has its good moments.

I prefer teaching, which is what I'm doing now.

I work with third-gen electronics; ic circuits that are nothing more than a few nand gates for example. It allows us to actually perform micro-2M with a 30x microscope real easy, for example. If it ain't broke, the military doesn't replace it until the repair parts get prohibitively expensive.

I remember working with tape drives and "disc pack" hard drives that were 512mb of storage on a 20 lb hard disk package. We replaced that with a software emulator on a SPARC chip and harddrive.

I'm currently teaching radar's and microwave physics to these newbies. it's fun.

I dare you to explain to me just what the gently caress all of that means

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

LappyDore64 posted:

I dare you to explain to me just what the gently caress all of that means

I talk to littler adults and teach them about neat things such as electronics and how to not be a dumb gently caress in the military because stuff in the military can make you get dead.

When I was on a boat (a really big boat! it was a Navy boat!), I was working with little electronics that made other people (hopefully) get dead with bullets and missiles. It was boring work, but enjoyable. Some of these electronics were really really old! Almost as old as daddy! Or even grandpa! We started replacing those electronics with newer electronics that was not as old as daddy or grandpa, but still as old as Billy!

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I have a microwave

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

ChairmanMeow posted:

I have a microwave

Put a CD or DVD in there and plug in 30 seconds. Check out what happens, but don't inhale the fumes afterward...

City of Glompton

Angry Fish posted:

I talk to littler adults and teach them about neat things such as electronics and how to not be a dumb gently caress in the military because stuff in the military can make you get dead.

When I was on a boat (a really big boat! it was a Navy boat!), I was working with little electronics that made other people (hopefully) get dead with bullets and missiles. It was boring work, but enjoyable. Some of these electronics were really really old! Almost as old as daddy! Or even grandpa! We started replacing those electronics with newer electronics that was not as old as daddy or grandpa, but still as old as Billy!

cool. Can I have an icecream now?

a star war betamax

by Lowtax

LappyDore64 posted:

I dare you to explain to me just what the gently caress all of that means

It means he is a war criminal

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Siluvayne posted:

cool. Can I have an icecream now?

I don't have icecream. I have some xanax if you're interested...

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

a starwar betamax posted:

It means he is a war criminal

I'm barely able to keep up with my brown baby genocide quota this week. It's thankless work.

City of Glompton

Angry Fish posted:

I don't have icecream. I have some xanax if you're interested...

Gee dad, you're the best!

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Siluvayne posted:

Gee dad, you're the best!

Shut up and let me watch my shows.

PATTY! GET ME MY BEER OR I'LL BELT 'YA.

LappyDore64

by XyloJW

Angry Fish posted:

I talk to littler adults and teach them about neat things such as electronics and how to not be a dumb gently caress in the military because stuff in the military can make you get dead.

When I was on a boat (a really big boat! it was a Navy boat!), I was working with little electronics that made other people (hopefully) get dead with bullets and missiles. It was boring work, but enjoyable. Some of these electronics were really really old! Almost as old as daddy! Or even grandpa! We started replacing those electronics with newer electronics that was not as old as daddy or grandpa, but still as old as Billy!


a starwar betamax posted:

It means he is a war criminal




EXPLAIN IT TO ME.... AS YOU WOULD A CHILD

madeupfred

by FactsAreUseless
Dare

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Dare you to go to fyad and post a :hydrogen: thread.

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Angry Fish posted:

Put a CD or DVD in there and plug in 30 seconds. Check out what happens, but don't inhale the fumes afterward...

should I wear a wedding ring? Should the dvd be any particular theme?

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