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Wanna watch Smackdown?
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Yes. 3 10.00%
Okay. 4 13.33%
Sure. 7 23.33%
Why not? 16 53.33%
Total: 30 votes
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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That pin :stare:

Also isn't Rose's finisher Dirty Deeds?

his is a cravate driver instead of a headlock driver!

but yes

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Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
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Cool, we're ending Smackdown with a recap of Bryan's angle.

That means he's made it, right?

Or is this him getting buried to death?

I forget where we are on this.

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
So Adam Rose acts incredibly homo-erotic and gets an inconcievable push. He's the new Val Venis.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That pin :stare:

Also isn't Rose's finisher Dirty Deeds?

The Party Foul.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

rose vs axel, 5 star match, calling it now. it will prob be main event or something.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Also isn't Rose's finisher Dirty Deeds?

Nah, it's a snapmare driver instead of a headlock driver.

It's like the Light Side of sleazy, as opposed to what Dean channels.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Stallion Cabana posted:

Cool, we're ending Smackdown with a recap of Bryan's angle.

That means he's made it, right?

Or is this him getting buried to death?

I forget where we are on this.

More like them just killing time on Smackdown because WWE think's its audience are goldfish.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Stallion Cabana posted:

I forget where we are on this.

I believe we're currently always have been at war with Eurasia.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Stallion Cabana posted:

That means he's made it, right?

Or is this him getting buried to death?

I forget where we are on this.

His beard is a farm.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

Jerusalem posted:

I believe we're currently always have been at war with Eurasia.

Praise The Party!

Death to Eurasia!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BigRed0427 posted:

More like them just killing time on Smackdown because WWE think's its audience are goldfish.

To be fair, based on Steve Austin saying on every single podcast,"Okay people I'm still getting e-mails about this, I have TWO shows just like I've been saying for the last 50 episodes...." maybe they're right? :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Stallion Cabana posted:

Praise The Party!

Death to Eurasia!

It is time for your 2 minute hate!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Ahahahaha the Kill Bill music and camera shift when he refused.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Bray gonna murder an Uso to demonstrate he is capable of it. The fact that it's fun is just a bonus!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

makoto20 posted:

So Adam Rose acts incredibly homo-erotic and gets an inconcievable push. He's the new Val Venis.

A guy whose catchphrase was "Hello Ladies."

I'm not sure that word means what you think it means.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

this is a bad main event

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

oatgan posted:

this is a bad main event

you're a bad main event

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

you're a bad main event

I know, I'm not trying to be one. I'm a solid job guy, though.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

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oatgan posted:

I know, I'm not trying to be one. I'm a solid job guy, though.

Otagan is JOB Squad 2.0

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
I'm not sure that word means what you think it means.
[/quote]

A guy who used to grind into his opponent's butt during the camel clutch. His opponent was not a lady.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Wrong thread

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

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3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.
Bray Wyatt can Headbutt a Samoan :stonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Did Jalen Rose just call Norris loving Cole a top player

I... what?

Edit: Oh good, I'm not going mad.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

I... what?

Edit: Oh good, I'm not going mad.

Msybe he was just speaking in tongues like Bray.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Did Jalen Rose just call Norris loving Cole a top player

you might be in the wrong thread but Jimmy Uso is taking as much of a pounding as Indiana is right now

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

When Bray's down and out on the mat he looks like a KO'ed Family Guy character.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
They really are destroying Bray utterly. A competitive LMS match with JIMMY loving USO

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
John Cena wins by hiding a vial of Aglophotis under the ring, then hurling it onto Bray. Wins match against Windham Rotunda, but has to feud with Samael for the next five months.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I like how the announcers are trying to get over how grueling a LMS match is and how much it takes out of you, while glossing over that Bray is doing one two days before he has to do another one.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

oatgan posted:

you might be in the wrong thread but Jimmy Uso is taking as much of a pounding as Indiana is right now

Goddamn you all for catching me before the edit :(

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

They really are destroying Bray utterly. A competitive LMS match with JIMMY loving USO

a match he couldn't win clean!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
So it'll probably only take, what, six or seven of those to keep Cena down for a 9 count?

I'm going to hate this match so much, aren't I?

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
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oatgan posted:

a match he couldn't win clean!

but he's clearly standing tall on the Go-Home show!

Chokes McGee posted:

So it'll probably only take, what, six or seven of those to keep Cena down for a 9 count?

I'm going to hate this match so much, aren't I?

Actually most people generally think that Passion of the Cena matches are fairly good, you might be surprised? :)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

They really are destroying Bray utterly. A competitive LMS match with JIMMY loving USO

There's no reason for Bray to be getting taken to the limit by Jimmy Uso, I agree, but I dig that every time he's seemed KOed he seems to have gotten back to his feet due to his horrible unearthly will - the one where he was in the middle of the ring and his body seemed to be hauled up on a string and he was basically unconscious on his feet was pretty awesome.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

SamuraiFoochs posted:

They really are destroying Bray utterly. A competitive LMS match with JIMMY loving USO

If Cena wasn't probably going to win the LMS by rapadooing and showing no ill effects and actually sold being physically destroyed afterward it wouldn't be a problem.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Chokes McGee posted:

So it'll probably only take, what, six or seven of those to keep Cena down for a 9 count?

I'm going to hate this match so much, aren't I?

The Chicago crowd at least will probably make that end of it entertaining.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Ragnarok the Red posted:

If Cena wasn't probably going to win the LMS by rapadooing and showing no ill effects and actually sold being physically destroyed afterward it wouldn't be a problem.

Probably?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Stallion Cabana posted:

Actually most people generally think that Passion of the Cena matches are fairly good, you might be surprised? :)

I hope so :ohdear:

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Well I always reserve that 1% chance aside in case he actually sells, but now that I think of it he's Hogan in that respect and never does so for heels, so yeah.

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