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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Codependent Poster posted:

TNA would be a lot better if it was just 2 hours of the Bromans.

Bromans vs 3MB is my dream match.

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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Why does Gunner care about Samuel Shaw?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Why is Gunner a therapist?

Wait, this match is now? What's the main event?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Gunner also has mental problems because he suffers from PTSD (remember he killed people in the war) so he's trying to break through the Sam Shaw

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!



Why?

:smith:

…why?


EDIT:

oatgan posted:

Gunner also has mental problems because he suffers from PTSD (remember he killed people in the war) so he's trying to break through the Sam Shaw

Is this seriously the kayfabe reason for this?

Holy poo poo.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This is DEFINITELY the last match for one of these guys! That's what Tenay says!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

oatgan posted:

Gunner also has mental problems because he suffers from PTSD (remember he killed people in the war) so he's trying to break through the Sam Shaw

That...actually sounds like it could be a decent storyline if it were happening in a better company.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
"I'm showy"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

just send a new ref out???

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
"MVP is ruining this wrestling company by making people fight each other" -Bully Ray

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

8-man first blood match

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

oatgan posted:

8-man first blood match

So do they only need to make one person bleed, or everyone on the other team bleed?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

So the FOR SURE LAST MATCH FOR ONE OF THESE MEN EVER didn't happen!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


That.

What?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


What

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I HATE MISTER ANDERSON

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

oatgan posted:

I HATE MISTER ANDERSON

Randy Orton doesn't get the credit he deserves for getting him kicked out of the WWE.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
In August they're doing a house show at a ballpark in PA that seats 3200 and is ordinarily home to an independent minor-league team. That is going to be the most depressing thing ever, and yes I have seen the photos from their recent house shows.

Holy poo poo, it's not even an event after a game. The team is away that weekend.

skaboomizzy fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jun 6, 2014

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


This is the death rattle of a terrible company and it is still probably better than any Smackdown in the last year lmao

edit: wait what Anderson's the face what?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

The guy who handcuffed his opponent to the ropes and forced him to watch him break a beer bottle over his fathers head is a more sympathetic character than Mr. Anderson.

TNA, why? Does this make complete sense to you? Why would you re-sign Anderson and make him a face?

Testekill fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jun 6, 2014

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Sam's a pretty good artist.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

brittany just stood there and let her get sprayed

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Mods, change my name to TNA Dad

tia

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
is she a face now?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SylvainMustach posted:

is she a face now?

she's a mom, you know

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

SylvainMustach posted:

is she a face now?

Called it. This whole storyline is going to end with Dixie's triumphant return as the boss, beloved by all.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Aaaaand it's followed up by "The Marine"


just what I needed, some John Cena

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ahahahaha The Marine is on right after Impact

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
So, Marine livethread, right,?

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Sure

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
"WE DON'T. WE GO THROUGH 'EM"

rise above the hate

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Pariah Rex posted:

Knux has had a weird career track. First he was a heel for wanting Kelly Kelly not to be a stripper, Then he was a bear. He's been an evil biker and now he is the leader of a circus troupe stable that teeters on the edge of being the worst thing ever in wrestling.

You forgot the part when he was weirdly knowledgeable about anatomy and described quite eloquently how he was going to hurt people. I liked that phase. Then he got fired.

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Serious question worthy of deep consideration.

Is Brittany the least convincing Wrestling lesbian of all time?

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