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Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Fake Gamer Guy here. What up?

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Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
i'm just posting now bc i used up all my lives on candy crush and waiting for one of my friends to bum a life

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I read all day about video games but the only games ive played in the last two yrs are wow and gta 5. E3 tomorrow cant wait.

Guest
Dec 30, 2008
I don't really play games, I just pretend I do for all the pussy.

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
I play all the fake games.

Got a pre release Phantom.
Star citizen.
Desert Bus.
Hotel Mario.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
I often pose in lewd pictures holding videogame controllers in front of my penis region, yet am a casual at best

OG Necromancer
Jan 20, 2014

I have more fun complaining about videogames than i do playing them these days honestly.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Fake gamer is like, someone who doesnt own a computer, insists they are a nerd to everyone they meet because they think it means "cool", play only one game some generic FPS flavor of the year on console and not even that often. They used to be called non-gamers, or frat boys or whatever.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Fake Gamers are just people who watch Lets Plays but don't play games. They like the idea of games, but they don't play any except IOS garbage.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



thuly posted:

I play all the fake games.

Got a pre release Phantom.
Star citizen.
Desert Bus.
Hotel Mario.

But do have Mario's wacky worlds or Atari mindlink? You're such a loving fake fake gamer

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
I read about games and talk about all the reasons they are terrible and a shameful disgrace to modern culture that will be mocked for centuries but I never actually play them.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Liquid Penguins posted:

I read about games and talk about all the reasons they are terrible and a shameful disgrace to modern culture that will be mocked for centuries but I never actually play them.

you are missing out.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde
here

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i pretend to understand fighting games but really i just mash buttons. how fake.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i pretend to understand fighting games but really i just mash buttons. how fake.

that is understanding fighting games though.

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
am i a fake gamer if my gaming consists of playing browser based games such as kingdom of loathing for hours on end

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Abandon posted:

am i a fake gamer if my gaming consists of playing browser based games such as kingdom of loathing for hours on end

I am a fake retrogamer and my favourite game on commodore 64 is on tape and is calle dkingdom of loading

BigLeafyTree
Oct 21, 2010


Mr Tastee posted:

Fake Gamer Guy here. What up?

my rigid penis

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Abandon posted:

am i a fake gamer if my gaming consists of playing browser based games such as kingdom of loathing for hours on end

all gaming is good true gaming. game on gamer.

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
Amen.

quaker69
Jul 3, 2004

Four measures of cheap Vodka combined with a bottle of Bawls
Lipstick Apathy
lol doesnt cound as a video game, so yea I'm not a real gamers I guess

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I only play old games because my computer is a pile of crap and also I hate new things and change.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I'm fake as poo poo op

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
fake gamers thats that poo poo i dont like

seizure later
Apr 18, 2007
I'm Anita Sarkeesian, and I am a Fake Gamer.

Willsun
Dec 9, 2006

I willed too hard again...
my smb3 avatar is my midlife crisis sports car equivalent of my fake gamer life

Guest
Dec 30, 2008

seizure later posted:

I'm Anita Sarkeesian, and I am a Fake Gamer.

There is too much sexism in Fake Gaming. It's getting to the point where I'm embarrassed to tell people that I pretend to play video games.

quaker69
Jul 3, 2004

Four measures of cheap Vodka combined with a bottle of Bawls
Lipstick Apathy

Willsun posted:

my smb3 avatar is my midlife crisis sports car equivalent of my fake gamer life

Same except I've had this poo poo like 10 years

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
I tilt the video game controller when I play racecar game

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip

zen death robot posted:

lol i bet you stick your tongue out too

yes, directly into you're mothers vagina before having sex with her

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BigLeafyTree
Oct 21, 2010


he pound it like that koopa wizard pounding the shift key

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