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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Dean's Marlon Brando period.
So really this feud is between Stanley Kowalski and Snake Plissken?

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rhonne posted:

Regins must feel so awkward in this tag match without Seth or Dean around.

Roman: Why aren't any of you yelling? Or slapping yourselves? You're doing wrestling wrong!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Dean's Marlon Brando period.

I can't wait for his James Dean Ambrose phase :allears:

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

pressedbunny posted:

He even has the loving towel.

Cena might as well come through the crowd, too, but with a bag of change and a receipt pad.

He starts coming to the ring with a concession cart, tossing his merch as he walks to the ring.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Writer Cath posted:

Roman: Why aren't any of you yelling? Or slapping yourselves? You're doing wrestling wrong!

Reigns: C'mon guys, triple powerbomb time! :haw:

...

Please? :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jesus Christ it shouldn't come as a surprise anymore but the way Cesaro just casually hauls guys the size of Sheamus up is astounding.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Reigns: C'mon guys, triple powerbomb time! :haw:

...

Please? :smith:

Reigns: Okay Cena, do a flying knee from the top ropes, Sheamus, you go stab someone in an ally out back. Trust me, it works every time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

Reigns: Okay Cena, do a flying knee from the top ropes, Sheamus, you go stab someone in an ally out back. Trust me, it works every time.

Reigns: It's so great, this one time we broke into John Cena's house and Ambrose stuck his toothbrush up his rear end :laugh:
Cena: :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

When are we going to get to the tag in Roman Reigns factory?

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Hahaha, reigns shouldering Cesaro with DYNAMIC ZOOM

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Orton tags in Del Rio, Wyatt turns and says "Why." :lol:

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
The Flying Nothing used to full effect, once more. What a devastating manoeuvre.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Roman Reigns: Better Than Everybody.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

The winners, as announced:

JOHN CENA

SHEAMUS

Roman Reigns

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

They're making Reigns look like a beast.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Not gonna lie, pretty sure I'd be cool with them pulling the Reigns trigger.

I love how that match was basically "John Cena is dumb and the crowd REALLY loving wants Roman Reigns."

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Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Extra kudos to Wyatt & Shaemus considering they'd already done the Main Event... Main event

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