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I just watched this last night and I agree that there is far more wrong than right in this shitheap. However, one thing that is really sticking in my craw how does Jason have like a 6 year old kid if this is only 4 years later?? Also, Sookie ends up with a lumberjack and Dexter became a lumberjack so Sookie ends up with Dexter. Hot mess crossover coming soon!
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Aug 28, 2014 17:03
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I think Jason's kid was just a case of bad casting rather than intentionally giving him a kid older than the timeskip. Kind of like when shows get people in their 20s or 30s to play teenagers. Plus I'd imagine an actual 4 year old would be kind of hard to work with.
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Aug 28, 2014 17:35
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DaisyDanger posted:Also, Sookie ends up with a lumberjack and Dexter became a lumberjack so Sookie ends up with Dexter. Hot mess crossover coming soon! I could barely handle listening to Dexter's internal monologue for an hour a week a few months of the year. I can't imagine having to do it every day.
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Aug 28, 2014 17:39
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Sir Kodiak posted:I could barely handle listening to Dexter's internal monologue for an hour a week a few months of the year. I can't imagine having to do it every day. "Sookie made breakfast. Breakfast is the first meal of the day. I smile because that's what other people do but it's just a mask for my dark passenger.  "(I tried to combine Dexter's angsty early season monologues with the late season monologues that were basically just narrating what you saw on the screen.  )
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Aug 28, 2014 17:53
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Kimmalah posted:I think Jason's kid was just a case of bad casting rather than intentionally giving him a kid older than the timeskip. Kind of like when shows get people in their 20s or 30s to play teenagers. Oh yeah, I'm sure it was something like that, too. I guess the difference is that people in their 20s/30s can kind of look similar enough to pass (Ryan Kwanten is 37, for example  ) and there's a huge difference between a 3-4 year old and a 6 year old. Small potatoes compared to the zillions of other issues from the rest of the finale, though.I'm not sure I could even hate-watch The Sookie and Dexter Show.
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Aug 28, 2014 18:18
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I agree the kid looked way too old, but to me that was the least of the bad things in that finale. 
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Aug 28, 2014 18:21
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Actually a True Blood Dexter crossover would be hilarious just because Sookie could hear all his monologues.
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Aug 29, 2014 02:28
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Kimmalah posted:I agree the kid looked way too old, but to me that was the least of the bad things in that finale. Maybe the tiny amount of fairy blood in him made his 4 year old child appear to be 6.
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Aug 29, 2014 02:32
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counterfeitsaint posted:Actually a True Blood Dexter crossover would be hilarious just because Sookie could hear all his monologues. Would she be able to see his head ghosts?
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Aug 29, 2014 03:04
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I'd watch at least a season of that trash.
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Aug 29, 2014 03:38
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sector_corrector posted:I'd watch at least a season of that trash. You're posting in this thread so it seems safe to say that you'd watch every season and complain constantly on an internet forum about each one
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Aug 29, 2014 06:47
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DaisyDanger posted:I just watched this last night and I agree that there is far more wrong than right in this shitheap. However, one thing that is really sticking in my craw how does Jason have like a 6 year old kid if this is only 4 years later?? Those kids weren't his kids with Bridget, the hick werepanther ladies came back and saddled Jason with a bunch of the kids that he had with them.
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Aug 29, 2014 08:31
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Did we ever see or hear from Hadley and her fairy son after she fled the Fairy Circus/Bar?
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Aug 29, 2014 13:14
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Andrew_1985 posted:Did we ever see or hear from Hadley and her fairy son after she fled the Fairy Circus/Bar? No.
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Aug 29, 2014 13:35
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Andrew_1985 posted:Did we ever see or hear from Hadley and her fairy son after she fled the Fairy Circus/Bar? "Who?" - The writers
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Aug 29, 2014 13:37
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bbf2 posted:Those kids weren't his kids with Bridget, the hick werepanther ladies came back and saddled Jason with a bunch of the kids that he had with them. I would actually expect this from True Blood.
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Aug 29, 2014 16:59
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Cojawfee posted:"Who?" - The writers Hadley wasn't so much a character as a convenient plot device to use as needed.
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Kimmalah posted:Hadley wasn't so much a character as a convenient plot device to use as needed. That goes for basically everyone in the show
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Aug 29, 2014 18:24
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I love it when shows truly stop giving a poo poo. Thank god for fast forward buttons.
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Aug 30, 2014 15:59
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PaulDirac posted:I always wonder with bad tv like this if the creators are aware of how terrible their poo poo is. Or did they finish writing this episode thinking: "Geez, people are gonna love this finale".???? Usually, when these writers troll us, it's pretty obvious and I usually find it pretty funny (It's a bed...Can we make love in it?). I don't know what the gently caress to think about this finale. Maybe they decided to make the finale some sort of artistic nod to the reception of the final Sookie Stackhouse book, which severely pissed off fans.
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Aug 30, 2014 18:49
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Can you explain the final book and why the fans were so upset?
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Aug 30, 2014 18:50
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GreenNight posted:Can you explain the final book and why the fans were so upset? Sookie ends up with Sam, cue angry Eric shippers. (I haven't touched the last book considering how boring the previous two or three before that were. It used to be a guilty pleasure series but Charlaine Harris clearly lost interest in her own creation at some point.)
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Aug 30, 2014 18:55
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GreenNight posted:Can you explain the final book and why the fans were so upset? Sookie ended up with Sam. That's why everyone was so angry. Apparently I am just really good at picking out what's gonna happen in stories by mediocre writers since I already figured that was how the romance part of the series was gonna end by the first book and Harris didn't really do anything to make it look like any other outcome would happen. But It shocked and angered a large portion of her readership and she recieved death threats, I think. You know, the standard method of voicing displeasure when on the internet. At least since Harris is post menopausal, there weren't any rape threats. Junkenstein posted:I would have been happy with 'so bad it's good'. Hell, I would have been happy with 'so bad it's bad'. But this? This was just a boring mess. Even Eric and Pam's storyline was complete poo poo, saved only by the virtue of them actually being Eric and Pam.
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Aug 30, 2014 19:04
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