Impact Wrestling is a television show for 7/3

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Kurt Angle is in charge! Bobby Roode is back! Samuel Shaw is out of the looney bin! This is a show from the PA tapings!

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:45

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 03:18

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

TNA is about to get really good, or outstandingly hilarious, or both. Getting back on this train early.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 01:55

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Lil' Naitch is the greatest ref, sorry.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:04

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Codependent Poster posted:

Lil' Naitch is the greatest ref, sorry.

QFT

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:05

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Enjoy the entertainment on me...

*flips to new page*

... Kurt Angle.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:06

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

They drew a dick on his face, because Joe didn't want it enough.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:09

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Samoa Joe shows signs of life!

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:10

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

I don't like you, but I respect you, ~~John Cena~~Bobby Roode.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:18

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Kenny King wants to keep his shirt on. Well that's something I thought I'd never see.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:25

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Hahaha they're using the Serge version of Roode's music.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:30

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Is this one of the NY tapings?

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:32

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

OH MY GOD KENNY KING JUST FELL 18 INCHES TO THE FLOOR

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:34

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

How did Kenny King survive that bump?!? that one foot drop was so graphic in nature I'm surprised they let them show it on tv.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:35

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

"Option C" might be the only good idea TNA ever came up with.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:47

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Brittany really needs help with her hair.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:51

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Bully Ray is to a Table Match what
Kane is to an Inferno Match.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:00

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

such a gentle low-blow

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:06

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

That is an amazing suit.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:07

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

RHINO

SWERVE

:russo:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:07

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

I really thought Bully Ray was going to no sell that low blow, Human Tornado style.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:07

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Hey it's Rhino! He went to my High School.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:08

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

was that supposed to be a chokeslam?

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:08

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

Rhonne posted:

That is an amazing suit.

spud is the only thing that never disappoints in TNA

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:08

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Tazz actually saying "swerve". :russo:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:09

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I really do not like the introduction of PTSD and war injuries in this angle.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:19

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

SylvainMustach posted:

spud is the only thing that never disappoints in TNA

Spud is the only thing you have expectations for. He's the only one who can

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:21

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Samuel's childhood trauma of having a superhot mom.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:21

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

So they had an awkward segment with them saying Stiffler would be the ref. Then... he's not the ref.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:31

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

yeesh that's quick to be coming back to new york.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:32

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

I've decided that this is bad and not in an interesting way.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:47

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Yeah... the first hour showed some signs of life and energy, but it's just crumbled in the second.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:49

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