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fronz posted:I never beat the last level cuz the rear end in a top hat kept saying he wanted more flowers despite the fact that my entire loving park was flowers Aw poo poo i was thinking of lego island in which the solution was always more dynamite bricks
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Lego Island fuckin ruled too, but it was so bizarre how first you're delivering pizza and then Lego hitler shows up. I never beat that part either
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Jul 14, 2014 05:52
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hey i just beat coconut queen. it was pretty good.
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Jul 15, 2014 14:30
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there isnt a single inch of this natural wonder unspoilt by the creeping hand of capitalism. an army of hulking giant manslaves working all hours for no pay so i can fleece fat disgusting vacationers of their last dollar
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Jul 15, 2014 14:35
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just kidding this game is just plopping down houses and watching the money counter increase
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Jul 15, 2014 14:36
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Soral posted:
i was at a greek island once that was basically this. it used to be a sea turtle refuge because it had a high concentration of turtle nests and people weren't allowed there, but mainland greeks who wanted to open lovely bars and hotels for fat european tourists lobbied to get the land and the locals who wanted to preserve their way of life didn't have the influence to stop them. tour busses started driving directly onto the beach. not only were all the turtle nests lost but the sand was so packed down by the traffic it effectively became concrete and the bright lights at night screwed up the hatchlings so they couldn't find the ocean and now it's just lovely and bad gift shops selling greek flags and playing "buffalo soldier" endlessly because bob marley is apparently a big deal in mediterranean tourist traps. since sea turtles always return to their home beaches the mama turtles still go to the beach but it's impossible for them to make nests so they just release the eggs into the ocean and sea creatures eat them.
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Jul 15, 2014 14:42
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Soral posted:just kidding this game is just plopping down houses and watching the money counter increase Seems like it was supposed to be a FTP Facebook game or something
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Jul 15, 2014 14:47
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Yeah, it's really casual and simple. I picked it up "ironically" when it was first released but wound up liking its sense of humor and charm, so I occasionally fire it up to unwind. and sometimes I gift it to people who don't know what the gently caress
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Jul 15, 2014 19:19
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i was at a greek island once that was basically this. it used to be a sea turtle refuge because it had a high concentration of turtle nests and people weren't allowed there, but mainland greeks who wanted to open lovely bars and hotels for fat european tourists lobbied to get the land and the locals who wanted to preserve their way of life didn't have the influence to stop them. tour busses started driving directly onto the beach. not only were all the turtle nests lost but the sand was so packed down by the traffic it effectively became concrete and the bright lights at night screwed up the hatchlings so they couldn't find the ocean and now it's just lovely and bad gift shops selling greek flags and playing "buffalo soldier" endlessly because bob marley is apparently a big deal in mediterranean tourist traps. since sea turtles always return to their home beaches the mama turtles still go to the beach but it's impossible for them to make nests so they just release the eggs into the ocean and sea creatures eat them. That's depressing. Poor turtles. 
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I just had turtle stew for lunch that I got at a greek restaurant. It was so thick I poured it over egg noodles like a pot roast.
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