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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
Luckily, my in-depth knowledge of Civ and Paradox games have helped me understand concepts critical to understanding the situation, including "barbarians," "casus belli," "cores," and "international diplomacy."

Thanks, games, thames.

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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Thanks ants! Thants!

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Kazvall posted:

Thanks ants! Thants!

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Look around you. Just look around you!

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
Have you found what we're looking for?

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

MATHS or Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
oldie but a goodie

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

sincx posted:

Luckily, my in-depth knowledge of Civ and Paradox games have helped me understand concepts critical to understanding the situation, including "barbarians," "casus belli," "cores," and "international diplomacy."

Thanks, games, thames.

This is some win.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Kazvall posted:

Thanks ants! Thants!

Zigoot
Jan 30, 2008

Its too late your money is gay now

You see the problems in the middle east are caused by stuff that happened in the Middle Ages for religious reasons because nations are continuous entities that progress linearly through time and because Christians still have cores on the Holy Land.

Also it is such a shame that the Library of Alexandria was burned down because it set us back a large amount in the tech tree (because of muslim hordes) and if it had not we would have progressed to space exploration by now.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

zen death robot posted:

Putin has clearly played these games as well, which is why he's winning at the moment

Just wait till Ukraine's diplomat steals their technology



:smug:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Widestancer posted:

Just wait till Ukraine's diplomat steals their technology



:smug:

he's so fancy

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
Obama obviously plays casual games because we detected Putin's attempt to manufacture a casus belli on Ukraine multiple times and the US never backed them in the resulting crisis

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

The Sharmat posted:

Obama obviously plays casual games because we detected Putin's attempt to manufacture a casus belli on Ukraine multiple times and the US never backed them in the resulting crisis

Obama seems more like an angry birds kinda guy rather than a strat gamer

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros
I bet he didn't even play The Witcher 2

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Looke posted:

Obama seems more like an angry birds kinda guy rather than a strat gamer

I bet he played Evony

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
obama is a madden guy, come on

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I learned that madagascar is immune to most world plagues from video games, so I'm sure there's something I can play to solve the Israel/Palestine crisis.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Obama on the phone "Hey Vlad want to play some NBA on the xbox?"
Putin "I don't have time for your baseball games *nukes america on civ*

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
putin was kgb, he probably's a tetris master

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

Falsum posted:

I bet he didn't even play The Witcher 2

It'd be pretty weird if he just gave it to his kids tho

Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>
I played Victoria II and now I'm a full-blown Marxist, with full-blown AIDS.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Ragg posted:

I played Victoria II and now I'm a full-blown Marxist, with full-blown AIDS.

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fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Ragg posted:

I played Victoria II and now I'm a full-blown Marxist, with full-blown AIDS.

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