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by zen death robot
i have to mow our lawn twice weekly to get my allowance. it's pretty big, so it sucks to be out in the heat working for that long, but i spend my allowance on weed and get high after

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i like to mow the lawn. it's just me, the freshly shorn grass, and a powerful tool for me to wield.

weird

by zen death robot
there's so many different kinds of plants and animals living in the grass on my yard. it's like a jungle in miniature, and if you don't stop to look--you'll miss it

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by zen death robot
i was at my friend's house one time, and his family has a lot of money right, and when their lawn needed mowed they just pressed a button and then a lawn-length lawnmower moved from one side to the other, cutting it all in one go

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by sebmojo
lawn rhymes with yawn and almost rhymes with bong as well. lawn.

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i like to imagine im a pilot, and the mower is my 'copter. it may be upside down, but im stull flyin high

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