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I'm guybrush threepwood, mighty pirate (tm)
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JethroMcB posted:I'm a Professional Box-er. why'd that get taken over by some humorless sperg with tourette's?
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Aug 2, 2014 03:01
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Join the Nintendo Fun Club today, Mac.
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Aug 2, 2014 04:10
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"It is only hYOOman to commit a sin. Keheheheheh."
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Aug 2, 2014 04:13
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"You, you! Give me, warm... Give me... soft!"
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Aug 2, 2014 04:14
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"Well, that is a shame, then. But no matter. No, not to worry. Come back again. I'm always available. Not every trade was meant to be. There'll be more in store for us, someday, sometime!"
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Aug 2, 2014 04:14
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Nice chest ahead, use behind, and praise the sun!
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Aug 2, 2014 04:21
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Try jumping.
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Aug 2, 2014 08:56
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"You look like you need a monkey."
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Aug 2, 2014 09:16
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I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
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Aug 2, 2014 10:25
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i creep into some hot foxy lady's bedroom and hide under the bed. she comes in and says "Whose footprints are these?" i jump out and show her my solid snake
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Aug 2, 2014 11:42
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Name? Job? Bye.
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Aug 2, 2014 17:42
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Press Start 
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Aug 2, 2014 18:30
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"Stay a while and listen" as she walks away from me
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Aug 2, 2014 20:59
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Aug 2, 2014 21:13
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bazinga
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Aug 2, 2014 21:14
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I just sing the daytona song
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Aug 2, 2014 21:45
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i'm going to make you my bitch
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Aug 2, 2014 21:48
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Aug 3, 2014 01:15
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"suck quickly while she's distracted"-mr mosquito, probably
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Aug 3, 2014 18:34
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pretend you are a silent protagonist from an early SNES RPG, like Chrono Trigger, and don't say anything at all, hoping that the woman will fall in love with your brooding silence anyways.
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Aug 3, 2014 18:58
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*Pulls down pants* Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
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