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 In the red corner, beep boop kill destroy, it's Poison Mushroom as Cadenza! In the blue corner, buying a round with someone else's money, it's Tollymain as Gerard Matranga!  This game will use Special Actions.  Commentary/heckling welcome! Will the unstoppable Cadenza power through the mercenary king, or will Gerard end up melting its gold-plated chassis down for coins? Go for it, man! It's showtime! Wol fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Aug 3, 2014 |
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Beat 1 Cadenza 20 Life Discard 1: Grapnel | Burst Discard 2: Mechanical | Grasp Finisher: Rocket Press Iron Body: 3 Gerard Matranga 20 Life Discard 1: Hooked | Grasp Discard 2: Villainous | Larceny Finisher: Windfall Gold:  x3Mercs:   -- Gerard spends 3 gold to hire Antine Frass, the Bookie! -- Cadenza does not ante anything.       CLASH!    -- Cadenza has Priority 3. Gerard has Priority 0. Cadenza is Active Player!  -- Gerard retreats 1 space!   -- Cadenza advances 3 spaces!  -- Hydraulic Drive has Range 1. Gerard is at Range 2. Cadenza misses!   -- Gerard does not pull Cadenza. -- Gilded Burst has Range 2~4. Cadenza is at Range 2. Gerard hits! -- Kthunk! Cadenza takes 2 damage after Soak. -- Cadenza is stunned!   -- Gerard hit with an attack and was not stunned. Gerard gains 1 Gold! -- Gerard gains 1 Gold! 
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Aug 3, 2014 21:48
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 Czzzt! Rrt. Chunk-CHUNK. "Objective: Terminate." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cizADbZppec
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Aug 3, 2014 22:31
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hookshot duel
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Aug 4, 2014 00:14
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Players, choose your attack pairs!
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Aug 4, 2014 01:42
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Clash! Choose new bases!
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Aug 4, 2014 02:58
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Herp.
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Aug 4, 2014 03:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0kcet4aPpQ
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Aug 4, 2014 03:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUKuIhuV6ew actually
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Aug 4, 2014 03:21
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Beat 2 Cadenza 18 Life Discard 1: Hydraulic | Drive Discard 2: Grapnel | Burst Finisher: Rocket Press Iron Body: 3 Gerard Matranga 20 Life Discard 1: Gilded | Burst Discard 2: Hooked | Grasp Finisher: Windfall Gold: x2Mercs: Bookie   -- No ante!     -- Gerard has Priority 3. Cadenza has Priority -1. Gerard is Active Player! -- Gerard pulls Cadenza 1 space.   -- Gerard advances 1 space. -- Villainous Larceny has Range 1. Cadenza is at Range 1. Gerard and Cadenza have switched sides this beat! Gerard hits! -- Gerard pushes Cadenza 1 space. -- Skkthak! Cadenza takes 5 damage. -- Gerard gains 3 Gold. -- Cadenza's Stun Guard of 6 holds strong!   -- Battery Press has Range 1~2. Gerard is at Range 2. Cadenza hits! -- Battery Press gains +5 Power. -- KZZZZAP! Gerard takes 7 damage! -- Gerard is stunned!    -- Gerard advances 1. Gerard is adjacent to Cadenza and Cadenza is at the edge of the board. Gerard gains 2 Gold! -- Gerard gains 1 Gold!  -- Cadenza gains +4 Priority next beat! 
Wol fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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Aug 4, 2014 05:37
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A thrown gear collides in the air with a thrown blade, both projectiles sent spinning in random directions. Cadenza whirs to life, charging forward with blades at the ready, but Gerard expects this, and jumps backward out of range, pinging the machine with an array of knives. Jerk.
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Aug 4, 2014 05:39
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cha-ching
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Aug 4, 2014 05:42
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CHA-CHING
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Aug 4, 2014 06:31
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Tollymain posted:CHA-CH-BZZZZZZZT 
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Aug 4, 2014 06:33
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and yet somehow i have all this dosh
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Aug 4, 2014 06:48
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You can't take it with you.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:56
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i'll side with the egyptians, norse, and multiple other prominent civilizations on this one 
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Aug 4, 2014 06:58
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that said though, that's wayyyyyy down the line, this is just my morning workout 
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Aug 4, 2014 06:59
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I liked you better when you had your previous avatar. (I'm just kidding, that avatar is loving boss.)
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Aug 4, 2014 07:00
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Tollymain posted:i'll side with the egyptians, norse, and multiple other prominent civilizations on this one I think a better response to him telling you you're going to die and won't have your money then would be to tell him you're not going to die, rather than agree you'll die but disagree about whether you'll have money then. I also think "You Can't Take It With You" would be a great alternate name for your finisher. Edit: Tollymain posted:that said though, that's wayyyyyy down the line, this is just my morning workout Oh hey you did that while I was typing.
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Aug 4, 2014 07:01
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the previous good one or the horrific redtext i had? 
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Aug 4, 2014 07:02
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Tollymain posted:the previous good one or the horrific redtext i had?
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Aug 4, 2014 08:05
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This is a fun fight to read! Though I am wondering how you pick pocket a robot. I guess just knocking off parts to sell?
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Aug 4, 2014 16:57
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That's what we've been assuming. And yeah, count me in on lurking in all of Wolery's modded games in the future, these sprites are sick.
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Aug 4, 2014 17:04
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Beat 3 Cadenza 13 Life Discard 1: Battery | Press Discard 2: Hydraulic | Drive Finisher: Rocket Press Iron Body: 3 +4 PriorityGerard Matranga 13 Life Discard 1: Villainous | Larceny Discard 2: Gilded | Burst Finisher: Windfall Gold: x8Mercs: Bookie -- Gerard spends 3 Gold to hire Jenniver Van Kenul, the Archer!  -- Gerard spends 3 Gold to hire Milton Barts, the Trebuchet!      -- Cadenza has Priority 4. Gerard has Priority 2. Cadenza is Active Player! -- Gerard retreats 5 spaces!  -- Clockwork Strike has Range 1. Gerard is at Range 6. Cadenza misses!  -- Hooked Strike has Range 3~4. Cadenza is at Range 6. Gerard misses!  -- Bonk! Trebuchet hits Cadenza with a stone. Cadenza loses 1 life.  -- Gerard gains 1 Gold. 
Wol fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Aug 8, 2014 |
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Aug 5, 2014 00:28
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This is a remarkably intense and damaging game so far. I wouldn't be surprised if it's over by Beat 5.
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Aug 5, 2014 01:22
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i would
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Aug 8, 2014 06:48
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Beat 4 Cadenza 12 Life Discard 1: Clockwork | Strike Discard 2: Battery | Press Finisher: Rocket Press Iron Body: 3 Gerard Matranga 13 Life Discard 1: Hooked | Strike Discard 2: Villainous | Larceny Finisher: Windfall Gold: x3Mercs: Bookie; Archer; Trebuchet    -- Gerard spends 3 Gold to hire Devah Danah, the Brawler! -- Cadenza does not ante anything.   -- Cadenza has Priority 4. Gerard has Priority 1. Cadenza is Active Player! -- Cadenza advances 2 spaces! -- Grapnel Drive has Range 3~5. Gerard is at Range 4. Cadenza hits! -- Cadenza pulls Gerard 3 spaces. -- Tzzzzt! Gerard takes 3 damage. -- Gerard is unfazed! Gerard's Stun Guard 6 holds.   -- Gerard does not pull Cadenza. -- Gilded Shot has Range 1~5. Cadenza is at Range 1. Gerard hits! -- Chonk! Cadenza takes 3 damage. -- Cadenza is stunned!  -- Bappo! Brawler hits Cadenza with a sick left hook. Cadenza loses 1 life.  -- Gerard hit with an attack and was not stunned. Gerard gains 1 Gold! -- Gerard gains 1 Gold! 
Wol fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Aug 10, 2014 |
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Aug 8, 2014 07:41
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Beat 5 Cadenza 8 Life Discard 1: Grapnel | Drive Discard 2: Clockwork | Strike Finisher: Rocket Press Iron Body: 3 Gerard Matranga 10 Life Discard 1: Gilded | Shot Discard 2: Hooked | Strike Finisher: Windfall Gold: x2Mercs: Bookie; Archer; Trebuchet; Brawler   -- No ante!    -- Gerard has Priority 4. Cadenza has Priority -1. Gerard is Active Player! -- Gerard advances 1 space!  -- Cadenza retreats 2 spaces!  -- Gerard pulls Cadenza 1 space. -- Gerard advances 1 space.   -- Avaricious Larceny has Range 1. Cadenza is at Range 1. Gerard and Cadenza have switched sides this beat. Gerard hits! -- Stab! Cadenza takes 4 damage. -- Gerard gains 5 Gold. -- Cadenza is stunned!  -- Whap-Pow! Brawler hits Cadenza with the old one-two! Cadenza loses 1 life.  -- Cadenza is stunned.  -- Gerard hit with an attack and was not stunned. Gerard gains 1 Gold! -- Gerard gains 1 Gold!  -- Cadenza advances 2 spaces! 
Wol fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Aug 10, 2014 |
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Aug 10, 2014 00:00
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Cadenza, how far will you advance?
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Aug 10, 2014 20:53
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Advance 2. No dashing past me, you jerk.
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Aug 10, 2014 20:55
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Beat 6 Cadenza 3 Life Discard 1: Mechanical | Burst Discard 2: Grapnel | Drive Finisher: Rocket Press Iron Body: 3 Gerard Matranga 10 Life Discard 1: Avaricious | Larceny Discard 2: Gilded | Shot Finisher: Windfall Gold: x9Mercs: Bookie; Archer; Trebuchet; Brawler  -- Gerard spends 2 Gold to hire Gill Gorgeous, the Gunslinger!  -- Gerard spends 2 Gold to hire Ven Cresshim, the Heavy Knight!  -- Gerard spends 2 Gold to hire Elgala Richiese, the Mage!  -- Gerard pays Mage 3 Gold!      -- Gerard has Priority 1. Cadenza has Priority 0. Gerard is Active Player! -- Gerard retreats 4 spaces! -- Gerard has nowhere to retreat!  -- Hooked Burst has Range 3~6. Cadenza is at Range 6. Gerard hits! -- Thwipp! Cadenza takes 2 damage after Soak. -- Gerard does not pull Cadenza. -- Cadenza can't be stunned!  -- Tink! Trebuchet hits Cadenza with a stone, but Cadenza can't lose any more life.  -- Cadenza advances 5 spaces! -- Rocket Press has Range 1. Gerard is at Range 1. Cadenza hits! -- Shthok! CRUNCH! Crash! Gerard takes 8 damage!!! -- Gerard is stunned!    -- Gerard gains 1 Gold! 
Wol fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Aug 10, 2014 21:14
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gang's all here!
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Aug 11, 2014 02:09
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Beat 7 Cadenza 1 Life Discard 1: Mechanical | Burst Discard 2: Grapnel | Drive Iron Body: 3 Gerard Matranga 2 Life Discard 1: Hooked | Burst Discard 2: Avaricious | Larceny Finisher: Windfall Gold: x1Mercs: Bookie; Archer; Trebuchet; Brawler; Gunslinger; Heavy Knight; Mage     -- No ante!   -- Gerard has Priority 4. Cadenza has Priority 2. Gerard is Active Player! -- Initiation Strike has Range 1. Cadenza is at Range 1. Gerard hits! -- Clang! Cadenza takes 1 damage after Soak.  -- Cadenza is KOed!  Gerard wins on Beat 7 with 2 life remaining! Congratulations, Tollymain! Wol fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Aug 11, 2014 02:14
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Gerard wins on Beat 7 with 2 life remaining! Congratulations, Tollymain!
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Aug 11, 2014 04:53
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I played Strike to bust through Clockwork. If Cadenza had clashed me with Hydraulic or Battery Grasp, I'd have played my own Grasp, seeing as that'd be enough to win against either of those styles. Only flaw in my plan was Dashes. Which you can rarely counter anyway so v vGerard's buying a round for everybody!
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Aug 11, 2014 04:58
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oddities of this particular match: cadenza didn't use iron body once gerard didn't use his special gerard only used initiation on the last beat i mean who does that
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Aug 11, 2014 04:59
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anyway, gg PM
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