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My dad used to say the Same drat Thing but ever since I hacked his rear end he shut the hell up ha ha . Love my dad though. Didn't feel good hacking my own dad but hey...gotta get paid
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Aug 4, 2014 03:07
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- Adbot
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- GEExCEE
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one time a teacher tried to give me a bad grade because they oculdn't admit my superior intellect. heh, showed him when I hacked his account. I changed his background to a picture of goatse, and then just for good measure I hacked his wife's computer and sent her a bunch of emails from his email address, with lascivious materials.
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Aug 4, 2014 03:25
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- beer pal
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sometimes i hack my boss's mouse with a piece of tape on the bottom
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Aug 4, 2014 03:30
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- City of Glompton
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if coworker leaves their computer unattended, flip the screen view 180 and watch them try to change it back. they will turn their monitor or their head upside down to accomplish this.
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Aug 4, 2014 03:33
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- DinosaurDavid
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Froody
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When I was about 10 I wanted to be a hacker, so when my dad threw away his lockable floppy disk box, I rescued it from the rubbish and had all these disks with cool virus names on them like ZEUS and ARTIMUS. One time I took the box to school, told all my friends I was going to hack the school. They told me to prove it, but a teacher spotted me frantically inserting and ejecting floppy disks from a classroom computer, and I had to go to the Headteacher and I had to explain I was just pretending. Then I told all my friends I'd got caught and they phoned my parents, and was made to stop hacking.
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Aug 4, 2014 03:54
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- DinosaurDavid
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Froody
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Another time I put a super nintendo emulator on a USB flash drive and instead of the database we were supposed to write in excel played super mario. But I didn't quit the emulator in time, and it was this Znes program that looks all MS Dos and weird, and the teacher thought I was trying to hack the computers, so I got sent to the IT Office, and they remote accessed my computer, and closed the program, and that was it. My hacking career had once again been foiled.
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Aug 4, 2014 03:59
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theres electricity in your brain. im hackiking your brain. you think your in control of your actions but im comtrolling you
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Aug 4, 2014 04:17
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- NoWake
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Just watched Swordfish tonight on Starz and it really got me in the hacking mood, does anybody know when the next one comes out? Or if you wanna name some of your fave hacking flicks from the past, that's cool. TIA
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Aug 4, 2014 05:39
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welcome to the hack shack, watch the fans, don't knock over the computer tower, chair's a little wobbly but it'll hold i think. this is where the magic happens. im going to work for google someday.
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Aug 4, 2014 05:42
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- GEExCEE
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*rolls out of bed into virtual reality headset, manipulating all the databases to garner vast personal wealth and injecting viruses into all the cyberspaces of my enemies, sighs wearily* just another morning in the life of a hacker
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Aug 4, 2014 14:21
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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why is my computer so slow? maybe I should delete my facebook friends that'll speed things up
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Aug 4, 2014 14:33
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- treasure bear
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we connect the feeding tube and catheter
we slowly lower the vr helmets onto our heads and enter the internet
in the distance a glowing wireframe cyber city
this is our home now
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Aug 4, 2014 15:13
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- RWT3
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by Lowtax
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Aug 4, 2014 15:43
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- GEExCEE
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i focus my qi to expand my firewall aura
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Aug 4, 2014 15:59
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- Ghost of Eazy E
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WANTED: BREAD OR ALIVE
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I need some help on my hack I'm gonna open up my firewall if anyone wants to merge datacores over to help please do so quickly.
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Aug 4, 2014 17:19
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I enter my grungy conapt in an unfashionable, industrial part of New Japan, and immediately move towards my deck. With lightning fast, practiced motions, I equip the crown-like circlet of wires attached to the deck, take a breath, and jack in. My body disappears and suddenly I am free, just another speck of data on the pacific rim exchange. I fly over the digital landscape towards a small, dim corner of the 'net. A single tiny file rests here. A sign on the front greets visitors "welcome to the den of the goatman".
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Aug 4, 2014 19:06
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my dad was a hacker. his dad? hacker as well. i've got hacker blood flowing through me. my first word was computer, second? how do i hack it. some kids played outside, well, i played too, but a different kind of play. the kind where you're cracking secure networks open like a book, and snatching up cc info like candy. im a hacker since birth, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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Aug 4, 2014 20:07
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i never really got into hacking myself, but i've really always been influenced by hacking. really just watching lots of hacking movies. i listen to hacker music. some people call me a poser, but i'm not trying to pretend like i can hack. i believe that anyone can appreciate the hacker ethos if they just look past the stereotypes of it.
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Aug 4, 2014 20:29
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- tao of lmao
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You see me now a veteran of a thousand cyber wars
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at, and far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left of me
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Aug 5, 2014 01:13
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- ZebTM
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it has come to my attention that a young boy's SA account was just hacked after posting in byob. as long as byob has hacking fever i would not post without 88-bit encryption on both your username and password.
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Aug 5, 2014 01:13
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- bog pixie
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my cat hacked up a hairball today haha
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Aug 5, 2014 02:30
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by Lowtax
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the hacking culture on this forum has spiraled so far out of control of the mods that they're just trying to cover it up at this point, its pathetic
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Aug 5, 2014 04:50
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- DinosaurDavid
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The only Hacks here are the ones writing these posts! Ha!
jk ilya
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Aug 5, 2014 04:59
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- thewizardofshoe
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I, like many elite hackers, do my best hacks on the can. Luckily I eat so much literal garbage I spend hours a day in and out of the bathroom, so I get a lot of quality hacking done.
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Aug 5, 2014 05:43
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i used to be scared of failing some of the more high pressure hacks, but i realized, thats how you learn. its all part of the process to become a better hacker.
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Aug 5, 2014 07:14
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- tyler
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that is amazing
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Aug 5, 2014 07:54
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- dogcrash truther
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hacking in now
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