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the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
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Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


my son likes to take my shoes off for me when I get home and then go put them on the shoe rack

I never asked him to or hinted at it. he just decided one day that this is A Thing He Should Do.

toddlers can be so funny

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg
I'm an uncle but also more of a father to those kids than their dad. It owns, no responsibility that I don't ask for, but all of the benefits.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
I'm a dad irl

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
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those poor children

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Kirk posted:

its dads all the way down

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

maniacdevnull posted:


Just a bunch of dads (jbod)

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Janitor Prime
Jan 22, 2004

PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean

Fun Shoe

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

btw sexist thread where at the yospos mums?

My mom is going in for surgery on Tuesday :(

She got a big cyst in her uterus so it's time for the baby factory to close for good

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
I want to be a dad someday. :)

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


it's a lot of fun but also a lot of work and responsibility

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
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rotor posted:

I'm a dad irl

hahaah you all hosed your lives up

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
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Number19 posted:

it's a lot of fun but also a lot of work and responsibility

Your children will abandon your fat and smelly body to rot in a nursing home.

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Citizen Tayne posted:

Your children will abandon your fat and smelly body to rot in a nursing home.

I wouldn't expect anything else

also I'm going out on my terms and not in a nursing home

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
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Number19 posted:

I wouldn't expect anything else

also I'm going out on my terms and not in a nursing home

Keep telling yourself that, future alzheimers victim

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
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"I'M DYING BEFORE I'M THIRTY!" - Teenage Nine Inch Nails fan

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Number19 posted:

my son likes to take my shoes off for me when I get home and then go put them on the shoe rack

I never asked him to or hinted at it. he just decided one day that this is A Thing He Should Do.

toddlers can be so funny

my daughter gets me a beer from the fridge when i get home from work

she's a good kid

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
strwxtsrwrspt hates dads

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