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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Creative Convention > 10 world stories
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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
drat thing ripped, she got pregnant, then you were born.

Fuzz Boxer fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Nov 23, 2014

* # ? Nov 21, 2014 01:01
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fankwart
Sep 27, 2013

am I the only one drinking?
Every time I get probated I make a new account

* # ? Nov 21, 2014 03:54
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ScaryJen
Jan 27, 2008

Keepin' it classy.
College Slice
Once upon a time, I ate some spiders. The end.

* # ? Nov 24, 2014 01:07
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God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Eggnog. Blizzard. Fatal sleigh crash. Luckily her boobies saved Christmas.

* # ? Nov 25, 2014 13:39
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God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Aliens land in a truckers bung-hole. Agent Mulder drops trou.

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SoulTaco
Apr 8, 2003
 The TV glistened in the tealight, both hands clenched tight.

* # ? Nov 28, 2014 18:49
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clammy
Nov 25, 2004

 Nignog had won the victory over himself. He loved handbeezies.

* # ? Dec 6, 2014 06:02
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Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006
 Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye.

* # ? Dec 17, 2014 06:32
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Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

erm... quack-ward
"Memes!" he said.

"Memes?" she said.

"Memes..."

"Meme--"

"Memes."

Memes

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Screaming Cow
May 10, 2008
 She knocked on the door, then the door knocked back.

* # ? Dec 18, 2014 01:20
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kelnira
Jun 14, 2011

My weapon of choice.
She opened the fridge and the spooky skeleton closed it.

* # ? Dec 18, 2014 07:14
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jbone
Jan 25, 2004

bigeaux, it's showtime, chah
"How the Hell can I express this in just ten

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
She was gone. So he drank until he was too.

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ZeBourgeoisie
Aug 8, 2013

THUNDERDOME
LOSER
There be ten kicking words in this fancy, awesome story.

* # ? Dec 19, 2014 20:55
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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
This story is only eight words long, yo.

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SoulTaco
Apr 8, 2003
 The sausage was finally free, none the wurst for wear.

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Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

SoulTaco posted:

The TV glistened in the tealight, both hands clenched tight.

"What is that man doing to his anus?" asked mom.

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Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
A beginning, middle and end: all in the right order!

* # ? Dec 23, 2014 21:46
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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
A good story is like a good wine; it intoxicates.

* # ? Dec 23, 2014 22:27
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SoulTaco
Apr 8, 2003
 "Drink this and you will be free." Said the alchemist.

* # ? Dec 24, 2014 05:10
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jbone
Jan 25, 2004

bigeaux, it's showtime, chah
"For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn... on the feet, anyway."

* # ? Dec 25, 2014 06:30
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crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT





 dick shoes dick shoes dick shoes dick shoes dick shoes

* # ? Dec 25, 2014 18:30
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onionmaster
Oct 11, 2012
 The man doing life pondered: "well, this sure is boring".

* # ? Dec 26, 2014 01:45
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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
This Christmas Santa Claus decided not to kill a child.

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