Impact Wrestling is Number One (contenders matches) for 9/3

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Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Preview Wednesday's huge IMPACT WRESTLING broadcast on Spike at 9/8c! If you can't watch the action on Wednesday, make sure to set your DVR!

This Wednesday night on Impact, a new #1 Contender for the TNA World Title is decided! After weeks of controversy over who won the Six-Sides of Steel Cage match, it comes down to one match to determine the next man to face Lashley for the TNA World Heavyweight Title. Two best friends will battle as Bobby Roode battles Eric Young. Who will walk away as the new #1 Contender?

The Knockouts gold will be on the line on Impact as well! It's the most intense rivalry in the division as Knockouts Champion Gail Kim defends against Taryn in the rubber match of their epic series. And on Wednesday night, Kurt Angle has demanded there must be a winner! Who will walk away as the greatest KO in the world today?

TNA World Champion Lashley has been dominant and taking on all challengers. But the champion is getting restless and wants more competition. We understand this Wednesday Lashley is daring anyone to step up and face "The Destroyer." Who will dare step in the ring with the seemingly unbeatable World Champion Lashley?

The high flying stars of the X-Division will be in action as well. One match full of high impact action where the next challenger for Samoa Joe�s X-Division championship will be determined. Low-Ki battles Homicide, Manik, DJ Z, Tigre Uno, and Crazzy Steve. Only one will advance to the title match.

All this and so much more this Wednesday night at 9/8c on Spike!

No football now that IW's on Wednesdays. That's good.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 01:13

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:55

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Isn't there MACtion tonight

# ? Sep 4, 2014 01:16

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Not this week. Tennis and Yanks-Sawx.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 01:38

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

I was going to give TNA another serious chance and then I saw the size of the "arena" they're in and laughed for a while. I'm pretty sure there's high school gyms with more seating.

E: :lol:

goddamn I hope you can sell out that tiny fuckin place, Tenay.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:03

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Has Lashley said a word in like, 3 months?

Oh poo poo he just spoke!

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:07

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

The signal for Spike where I'm at is loving terrible, there's artifacting and glitching all over the screen and the audio is stuck on permanent auto-tune.

A significant upgrade for TNA, especially when Lashley is talking.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:13

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 8 days!)

Why is TNA on wednesday?

edit: also this arena looks exactly like the local arena in the next town over. I didn't miss the death of TNA did I???

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Sep 4, 2014

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:15

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Peanut President posted:

Why is TNA on wednesday?

Because Smackdown is maybe kinda supposedly rumoured to be moving to Thursdays at some point. Source: a truck someone saw one time

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:18

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

According to an old seating chart for another wrestling event in the grand ballroom at the manhattan center (which is where they are) there's like 700 people there. So I guess that is pretty impressive.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:19

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Goddamn

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:20

DM Punk: Aug 24, 2004

Ouch. That looked way worse than it did live.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:20

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 8 days!)

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

According to an old seating chart for another wrestling event in the grand ballroom at the manhattan center (which is where they are) there's like 700 people there. So I guess that is pretty impressive.

Oh thank god. I was really worried.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:20

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

this theme sounds like farts

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:23

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Peanut President posted:

Oh thank god. I was really worried.

I was so deeply worried I went and looked around on google and then posted about it because- is that bitch supposed to be bane because what the hell.

E: "We didn't know if it was a man or a woman" *wears low cut chest-exposing top*

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:24

eljackass: May 19, 2004; Caution is a word that I can't understand

drat i wanted them to kiss ~~after~~ instead of the hug :v:

eljackass fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Sep 4, 2014

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:24

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 8 days!)

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I was so deeply worried I went and looked around on google and then posted about it

I appreciate it man. Also Bull Nakano got in good shape.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:27

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Go Spud.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:38

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 8 days!)

Some woman in the background playin with her hair. I've never watched TNA so I assume this is a totally normal background occurrence.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:40

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

#FuckGunner

# ? Sep 4, 2014 02:44

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

What in the gently caress is Eric Young wearing? :stare:

He's always just seemed like such a dweeb to me. I just can't buy him as a top guy. Bryan can flip a switch and make me believe he will wreck someone's poo poo. EY cannot.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:05

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Roode uses the AA. Hahaha.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:07

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

Roode uses the AA. Hahaha.

It's more an AA flipped into a neckbreaker.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:11

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

SamuraiFoochs posted:

What in the gently caress is Eric Young wearing?

He's always just seemed like such a dweeb to me. I just can't buy him as a top guy. Bryan can flip a switch and make me believe he will wreck someone's poo poo. EY cannot.

I like his ring gear, it was Dallas Stars-themed when they were in Texas.

EY wouldn't have been a good champion (even in TNA) anyway, but the fact that his whole thing was Daniel Bryan Lite doomed him more than anything else. There's a difference between even the endless ECW rehashes and just aping the big company's poo poo like that.

ed: They tried to clean up that green poison mist stain in the middle of the ring for like five minutes, it owned.

Fat Lowtax fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Sep 4, 2014

# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:13

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Oh man, Tajiri looks terrible :japan:

# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:34

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

skaboomizzy posted:

Oh man, Tajiri looks terrible

Yeah. He looks so old now. And flabby.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:36

Xerzes: May 16, 2012

Fat Tajiri is something that never occurred to me to not want.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:39

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

skaboomizzy posted:

Oh man, Tajiri looks terrible

Oh god make sure whatshisface doesn't hear that, I think that would break his heart after so many posts of Tajiri looking mischievous and be able to pull a fedora.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:51

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

This is the Impact thread, our cries of anguish are lost to the void. Nobody will ever hear.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:54

eljackass: May 19, 2004; Caution is a word that I can't understand

I think it would be f'in AWESOME if Samoa Joe would shoot this match!!!!

# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:54

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:55

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

didn't even make it to two pages, smh

# ? Sep 4, 2014 04:02

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