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Matoi Ryuko


I think they're rad, but why do they kill themselves?

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ulvir

well, imagine you spend all your life around antarctica. you lay your eggs in -40°C. you need to huddle around and constantly move so you won't die of hypothermia.

I'm considering suicide just thinking about it

Matoi Ryuko


But that penguin had a wife and kids, how could he do that?!

ulvir

other situations where suicide would seem like a preferred solution:

* helicopters flying over your house at 2am
* you forgot to buy milk.
* deadline for a paper is less than a week away.
* you had a great time with friends, but the next day you recall saying something dumb at some point


these are just a handful of examples. there might be many more

ulvir

Matoi Ryuko posted:

But that penguin had a wife and kids, how could he do that?!

maybe they made it a family experience and killed themselves together :)

vapoursquid

none other
i will be a penguin therapist

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Penguins can be very dark and moody, but they are generous lovers

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