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FAT SLAMPIG posted:If you didnt wear DCUs in Iraq then i'm sorry for how bad you had it there sorry bro i had more important things to worry about *thousand yard stare*
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11b1p posted:Did you mention something about my clearance to our CoC? I doubt they will finish redoing my clearance in the 242 days before I ETS. Since the unit will not let me transfer I am going to ask to go into IRR after ETS so I can hopefully get a call from a unit closer to home. You can bypass your worthless AGR ops people and contact either the battalion security manager directly, or your MACOM security manager. You'll probably piss off the full-time staff, but you have 8 months left and that clearance means cash money, so who cares.
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psydude posted:You can bypass your worthless AGR ops people and contact either the battalion security manager directly, or your MACOM security manager. You'll probably piss off the full-time staff, but you have 8 months left and that clearance means cash money, so who cares. Well my 1SG, text me and said that he was emailing me instructions and everything to my mil email. I said I don't have access to that or my civ mail either (I'm a DA Civilian). I have tried everything militarycac says to no avail. My civ job doesn't have me near a computer with internet access very often.
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11b1p posted:Did you mention something about my clearance to our CoC? I doubt they will finish redoing my clearance in the 242 days before I ETS. Since the unit will not let me transfer I am going to ask to go into IRR after ETS so I can hopefully get a call from a unit closer to home. Do you want me to mention something? Someone *cough*cough* is going to be the interim commander while the regular commander has a baby. Also what do you do for unrated time, Nobles? I was unrated for a few months between commanders, and the outgoing commander "forgot" to give me a change of rater OER.
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You need to chase your outgoing for a change of rater OER. If your S1 didn't put a boot up his rear end over it then you need to do so.
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Stop posting here and go gently caress each other in the butt, dumbass in the same uniters. How many more gay e3s from your company are you gonna convince to join the forums so you can pretend you guys have in jokes in between daily jack offs and getting hosed by retards and picking up rocks and mowing dirt and other cool stuff you volunteered for
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anne frank fanfic posted:Stop posting here and go gently caress each other in the butt, dumbass in the same uniters. How many more gay e3s from your company are you gonna convince to join the forums so you can pretend you guys have in jokes in between daily jack offs and getting hosed by retards and picking up rocks and mowing dirt and other cool stuff you volunteered for It makes the circle jerk logistics easier.
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anne frank fanfic posted:Stop posting here and go gently caress each other in the butt, dumbass in the same uniters. How many more gay e3s from your company are you gonna convince to join the forums so you can pretend you guys have in jokes in between daily jack offs and getting hosed by retards and picking up rocks and mowing dirt and other cool stuff you volunteered for wat
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So, I don't know if any of you guys remember, because it was back in the August thread, but on a convoy one of our trailer's wheel/hubs failed. Nothing major, right? Well, apparently, the LMTV behind the trailer saw the grease cap for the bearing fly off an hour or so before, and hit a car in the oncoming lane on the highway (and they want compensation, but nobody from BN told us that), but the driver didn't say anything. Then, after I took the pictures here, the tire exploded and pretty much took out the trailer. And then, instead of waiting for the mechanic company to show up, our glorious leader decided to abandon the trailer on the side of the highway and continue on. Great stuff. Here are some pictures:      Today, I get this email: "SSG Douchebag posted:Good Afternoon ALCON, Attached is a DD2823. I reeeeeeeeally want to ignore it, but there's one problem: I was driving the fucker 
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psydude posted:You can bypass your worthless AGR ops people and contact either the battalion security manager directly, or your MACOM security manager. You'll probably piss off the full-time staff, but you have 8 months left and that clearance means cash money, so who cares. E4 in my unit did that and told them he was "thinking about reclassing to intelligence". They almost fell over themselves getting him a clearance before he left the army. Narcissists.
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Geirskogul posted:Then, after I took the pictures here, the tire exploded and pretty much took out the trailer. And then, instead of waiting for the mechanic company to show up, our glorious leader decided to abandon the trailer on the side of the highway and continue on. Great stuff. the fucker did he go all hooah and order you guys to blow it in place cuz i want to believe
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:did he go all hooah and order you guys to blow it in place cuz i want to believe i went to the board and was asked what i would do if i saw a soldier sexually harassing some chick. "i'd blow him in place" The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Goons in Platoons > Let's Talk About Idiots!
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anne frank fanfic posted:Stop posting here and go gently caress each other in the butt, dumbass in the same uniters. How many more gay e3s from your company are you gonna convince to join the forums so you can pretend you guys have in jokes in between daily jack offs and getting hosed by retards and picking up rocks and mowing dirt and other cool stuff you volunteered for The man makes a valid point.
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Geirskogul posted:Today, I get this email: Blah blah blah Flagstaff blah blah blah. No poo poo, the I-17 is cursed. I was driving a HMMWV to Camp Navajo when the fucker died on me in the middle of the freeway, causing a four hour delay in movement for recovery stupidity. I also crashed my first car at 18 avoiding an elk in the middle of the highway. gently caress that freeway so hard.
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Nimmy posted:You could probably submit an open records request. Do I submit it to DA or the Unit involved?
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Bogarts posted:I never understood why guys in the Army said poo poo like this. They knew how pointless almost all of the poo poo we did was. They knew. I normally give zero fucks, but that kind of stuff pisses me off. Talking about how great soldiers are is pathetic. Shut the gently caress up and just go be awesome. If what you did was pointless (like you said), call it what it is and move on. Either way no one needs to brag about anything.
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uh EXCUSE ME, but i'm pretty sure the national guard medco supply sgt has at least three bsms w/ twelve v devices because of how goddamned high speed he is. iirc, one of his bronze stars came from when he had a severely wounded spc verify his signature on a 2404 in the middle of an rpg attack. "does this serial match your issued equipment?! does this chicken scratch resemble your poo poo hand writing?! oh hey, duck for a sec, here comes a wobbly rpg. anyways, if they do, carry on, i'll go hunt down a doc to treat your... missing limb or something idk i'm not yer got damned medic." gives me chills just thinkin bout it.
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A girl from another platoon apparently cried during the ceremony for her CAB, which she was awarded for being about 100m away from a rocket. She was sent home early for sneaking pain meds into country.
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zombie303 posted:everyone is the worst.
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http://www.military.com/daily-news/2014/10/28/us-troops-banned-from-buying-drink-for-juicy-bar-workers.html?ESRC=army-a.nlquote:SEOUL, South Korea -- U.S. Forces Korea has banned service members from buying drinks for workers in “juicy bars,” which have long been suspected of involvement in prostitution and human trafficking. i can't even think of anything witty right now, that first sentence is just.....ugh, gently caress my brain 
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Mike-o posted:http://www.military.com/daily-news/2014/10/28/us-troops-banned-from-buying-drink-for-juicy-bar-workers.html?ESRC=army-a.nl How did it take this long, and didnt everyone already know about this? I was there in 04 and everyone just kind of turned a blind eye to it.
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Somewhere there's an 80 year old man saying, "gently caress you, got mine."
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bulletsponge13 posted:Do I submit it to DA or the Unit involved? Stuff like that is probably the DOD, but it would be easiest to begin at the lowest level and just start making phone calls.
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Mike-o posted:http://www.military.com/daily-news/2014/10/28/us-troops-banned-from-buying-drink-for-juicy-bar-workers.html?ESRC=army-a.nl Hopefully my career SSG fire direction NCO finally got his juicy's visa squared away. poo poo, that guy has been on the Korean peninsula longer than Kim Jong Un. edit: quote:“We knew certain things were going on, but we didn’t have the proof necessarily,” Col. Michael Strunk, 51st Fighter Wing Mission Support Group commander at Osan Air Base, said earlier this year. Jesus loving christ
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 outlawing juicy bars will certainly work.
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Mr. Nice! posted:
Watch for an upswing in karaoke clubs.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Watch for an upswing in karaoke clubs. Mamasan is getting her cut one way or another.
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I return to work tomorrow after con leave from my shoulder surgery. My surgeon didn't give me a profile or put one on MEDPROS. Guess I'm going to sick call and that will take all day. Might as well get a refill of my painkillers while I'm at it.
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iceslice posted:I normally give zero fucks, but that kind of stuff pisses me off. Talking about how great soldiers are is pathetic. Shut the gently caress up and just go be awesome. If what you did was pointless (like you said), call it what it is and move on. Either way no one needs to brag about anything. as a dude who does legit army stuff do you just shake your head sadly at the entire rest of the army?
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Dude McAwesome posted:as a dude who does legit army stuff do you just shake your head sadly at the entire rest of the army? GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN SOLDIER *puts hat over enlarged heart* *goes home at noon on a Wednesday* Anyone who has spent time at Bragg - thoughts on the Southern Pines area as a place to live for the next couple years?
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Defleshed posted:GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN SOLDIER Southern Pines is better than Fayetteville. I've got a buddy that lives out in Bunnlevel, and if you don't mind a twenty or thirty minute commute to base it's a really nice area.
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Pesticide20 posted:I return to work tomorrow after con leave from my shoulder surgery. My surgeon didn't give me a profile or put one on MEDPROS. Guess I'm going to sick call and that will take all day. Might as well get a refill of my painkillers while I'm at it. You always gotta "remind" them about that stuff, my PA didn't give me a profile after visiting him twice for some lower back issues (turns out I have an extra disk in my spine, who woulda knew) and his response to me asking about it was "wait, I never wrote you a profile??? I'm sorry man!"
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Justin Tyme posted:You always gotta "remind" them about that stuff, my PA didn't give me a profile after visiting him twice for some lower back issues (turns out I have an extra disk in my spine, who woulda knew) and his response to me asking about it was "wait, I never wrote you a profile??? I'm sorry man!" Oh, I brought it up all throughout my last appointment with the guy. It was even the list thing we talked about before I left. Oh well, gently caress it. I'm high as poo poo on percocet and oxy right now so I don't really care since as soon as I'm done with my appointment I'm going right back to my room to pass out.
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Defleshed posted:GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN SOLDIER If you don't mind the longer commute, SP and Pinehurst are way better than Fayetteville. The area in between is not bad either.
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