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chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Ah. Alright then. Carry on.

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MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
Draugur Knapa


more serious character image

When Draugur's parents were killed by Orcs when he was young, he was taken in by his uncle, Hrun. Hrun's family were travelling performers and so Draugur became one of them, excelling at feats of skill with the bow and crossbow. His signature act involved skewering fruits thrown into the air, which would later be sold to the audience. He was also charged with providing food while the family was on the road, learning how to trap and hunt.

When Hrun fell ill with a terminal ilness contracted in Marienburg, things turned dark for the family. Hrun was the ringleader, the head of the troupe and manager of the family. Without Hrun, Draugur felt that future of his adoptive family was uncertain. He had already lost his parents once, he couldn't stand the thought of it happening again. To save his father's life, he searched for a solution. Finding no known cure for Hrun's malady, he turned to darker practices. Under cover of night, he met with a purported necromancer named Mephos, who claimed he could cure Hrun in exchange for Draugur's soul. Being a noble type, Draugur agreed and a deal was struck.

To the astonishment of his family, Hrun made a full recovery from his sickness. For a few months, things were looking up for the performers, until Hrun's life was tragically taken when he tried to tame a Kislevite bear. Driven to rage in his grief, Draugur tracked down Mephos, who pointed out that he had fulfilled his part of the bargain. Draugur struck down the necromancer, and in that moment was cursed by the Chaos gods. Transformed into a flaming avatar of vengeance, he became an outcast, travelling the Old World and seeking an end to his curse.

pre:
Name: Draugur Knapa
Race: Dwarf
Career: Hunter > Targeteer

Height: 4'10"
Weight: 90lb
Hair Color: Fire
Eye Color: Orange
Distinguishing Marks: A flaming mutant skeleton

Number of Siblings: 0
Age: 27
Star Sign: The Greased Goat
Birthplace: Middenheim

Experience: 0/1500

Advances:
 Hunter
BS +5                               Free
BS +10                              Free
BS +15                              100
T +5                                100
Ag +5                               100
Ag +10                              100
Int +5                              100
W +1                                100
W +2                                100
W +3                                100
 Targeteer
BS +20                              100
T +10                               100
WP +5                               100
A +1                                100
Mighty Shot                         100
Specialist Weapon Group (Crossbow)  100
Sure Shot                           100

Characteristics:
Primary    WS   BS   S    T    AG   INT  WP   FEL
Starting   23   21   23   50   30   40   25   29
Talents    --   5    --   --   --   --   --   --
Advance    --   40   10   10   25   10   20   15
Taken           20        10   10   5    5     
Current    23   46   23   60   40   45   30   29

Secondary  A    W    SB   TB   M    MAG  IP   FP
Starting   1    12   2    5    3    0    0    3
Talents    --   --   --   --   --   --   --   --
Advance    1    4    --   --   --   --   --   --
Taken      1    3                    
Current    2    15   2    5    3    0    0    3

Skills:
Common Knowledge (Dwarfs)
Concealment
Follow Trail
Outdoor Survival
Perception
Search
Secret Signs (Ranger)
Set Trap
Speak Language (Khazalid, Reikspiel)
Trade (Smith)

Talents:
Dwarfcraft
Grudge-born Fury
Lightning Reflexes or Very Resilient
Marksman
Mighty Shot
Night Vision
Rapid Reload
Resistance to Magic
Specialist Weapon Group (Crossbow, Longbow)
Stout-hearted
Sturdy
Sure Shot

Mutations:
Alluring - You are fabulously beautiful. +1d10 fellowship.
Breathe Fire - You can spew a cone of hideous fire or an explosive ball of flame. The cone deals 1d10+5 and ignores armor in a cone, the ball can 
               travel 16 yards and deals 1d10+3 and explodes in a small sphere of about 8 yards.
Blood Substitution - You gain 1d10 toughness, and your blood is now fire. When struck, you spray flames everywhere, and they must pass a -10 
                     agility test or take 1d10+3 damage that ignores armor.
Burning Body - You are on fire forever and can wear no armor. Gain 1d10 toughness and cook some marshmallows.
Flaming Skull Face - Your skull is charred black and covered in hellfire. It deals 1d10+1 that ignores armor when you headbutt somoene or they 
                     touch your head. Do not cook marshmallows on this.
Skeleton - Your skin and muscle rip away from your skeleton, give it the bird, and waddle off to find women. You are now coated in what passes 
           for blood (fire) encasing a sack of organs. Reduce Weapon Skill, Ballistic Skill, Strength, and Toughness by 2d10, and Fellowship by 
           3d10. Gain 2d10 agility.
Telepathy - Make a willpower test to talk directly into someone's brain within 10 yards. You can also do an opposed willpower check to see what 
            they're thinking.
Uncontrollable Flatulence - DAMMIT WITH THE FARTS
Wings - You sprout massive, flaming wings from your back. You gain the Flier trait, and can fly at a movement rate of 6, or your own movement rate 
        +2, whichever is higher.

Trappings:
Longbow with 10 Arrows
Crossbow with 10 Bolts
Light Armour (Leather Jack)
2 animal Traps
Antitoxin Tit
Characteristics: (10:59:07 PM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, characteristics: 10 [2d10=9,1], 10 [2d10=6,4], 12 [2d10=3,9], 16 [2d10=10,6], 4 [2d10=1,3], 20 [2d10=10,10], 5 [2d10=2,3], 18 [2d10=9,9]
Wounds: (11:07:32 PM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, wounds: 6 [1d10=6]
Fate: (11:09:13 PM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, fate: 9 [1d10=9]
Alluring: (12:13:31 AM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, alluring: 9 [1d10=9]
Blood Substitution: (12:14:18 AM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, blood substitution: 9 [1d10=9]
Burning Body: (12:15:04 AM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, burning body: 9 [1d10=9]
Skeleton: (12:16:04 AM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, skeleton WS: 17 [2d10=8,9]
(12:16:41 AM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, skeleton BS: 9 [2d10=4,5]
(12:17:42 AM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, skeleton S: 9 [2d10=2,7]
(12:18:08 AM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, skeleton T: 14 [2d10=4,10]
(12:18:42 AM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, skeleton Fel: 8 [3d10=2,3,3]
(12:19:16 AM) Hashutbot: MaliciousPumpkin, skeleton Ag: 9 [2d10=2,7]

MaliciousOnion fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Oct 13, 2014

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Found a better image for you MO

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
Yeah OK that is better.

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?
Okay so I've got about 11 completed apps. I would like to see a few more people knock theirs out, with at least a little bit of backstory and how your dude views his mutations/other mutants/et al.

I've got a full schedule this week so expect the recruit to close on Saturday, Oct 18th, with the game thread going up the same day.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Definitely going to put mine up this morning. It's been a while since I played 2e.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!


Buzzt Go'Boten

Race: Elf
Height: 5’10
Hair: Gold
Eyes: Purple
Star Sign: Mummit the Fool
Age: 45
Birthplace: The Great Forest
Careers: Raconteur, Demagogue

Characteristics:
WS 30
BS 31
S 65
T 67 (Shallya’s Mercy)
A 61
I 50
WP 47
F 41

Attacks: 2
Wounds: 12
Movement: 6
Magic: 0
Insanity: 0
Fate: 2

Armor: 8

Skills:
Blather
Charm
Common Knowledge (Elves)
Common Knowledge (Empire)
Dodge Blow
Gossip
Intimidate
Performer (Comedian)
Performer (Storyteller)
Read/Write
Speak Language (Dark Tongue)
Speak Language (Eltharin)
Speak Language (Reikspiel)

Talents:
Aethyric Attunement
Coolheaded
Excellent Vision
Night Vision
Etiquette
Master Orator
Natural Weapons
Public Speaking
Seasoned Traveller
Street Fighting

Mutations:
Electrical Touch - You can shock enemies for 1d10+3 damage that ignores armor. Doing so makes you have to recharge for 1d10 rounds. If you have yet to discharge and an enemy strikes you with a metal weapon, they must test agility or take 1d10+5 damage that ignores armor.
Mechanoid - You gain the Natural Weapons talent, and 3 armor points all over your body. You suffer -30 to all silent move tests due to your mechanical legs being so loud and grating, but you gain +1 movement. You cannot be healed by normal means; only someone with Trade (Engineer) can heal you, testing at -20 to recover 1d10 wounds.
Metal Body - Your entire body has been transformed into gold. Your armor is boosted by 5 points, and you are now immune to fire and cold. However, electricity deals double damage to you, and your entire body is worth close to five hundred gold.
Regeneration - You heal incredibly fast. Test toughness every round to recover 1 wound.
Uncontrollable Flatulence - You have magical murder farts.
Unnatural Appetite - You can no longer be sustained by normal food and drink. Now, you must devour critics to survive.

Trappings:
Common Clothing (robes)
Cloak
Knife, backpack and gear
Hand weapon (cudgel)
Best Clothing
Outrageous hat
Leather armor

Rolls:

Statistics
Wounds & Fate
Mutation modifiers
Origin
Advances

Background:

Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Oct 13, 2014

InViolentAgreement
Sep 26, 2014
Statblock finished, will post backstory later, for now I must sleep.

pre:
Human Reaver --> Slaver
Your name is Alexa (1). You are 27 years old (60) , weigh 140 pounds (28) and are 5'8" tall (7).
You have copper hair (4) and have black eyes (10).
You were born in Wissenland in a city (10, 1) under the sign of The Two Bullocks (Sign of Fertility and Craftsmanship) (53), and have 3 siblings (7).

Your mother's name is Ilsa, and she is a Seaman.
Your father's name is Rudiger, and he is a Grave Robber.
Your brother's name is Magnus, and he is a Tomb Robber.
Your sister's name is Alexa, and she is a Grave Robber.
Your brother's name is Magnus, and he is a Entertainer.


Primary   : | WS | BS | S  | T  | AG | INT | WP | FEL |
Starting  : | 33 | 29 | 42 | 26 | 27 |  40 | 30 |  29 |
Advance   : |+20 |+20 |+20 | -- |+10 |  -- |+10 |  -- | 
Taken     : | 10 | -- | 20 | 05 | 10 |  -- | -- |  -- |
Current   : | 43 | 29 | 52 | 31 | 37 |  40 | 30 |  29 |

Secondary : | A  |  W | SB | TB |  M | MAG | IP | FP  |
Starting  : |  1 | 12 |  5 |  3 |  4 |   0 |  0 |  3  |
Advance   : | -- | +4 | -- | -- | -- |   - | -- | --  |
Taken     : |  1 |  2 | -- | -- | -- |   - | -- | --  |
Current   : |  2 | 14 |  5 |  3 |  4 |   0 |  0 |  3  |

(Used shallya on WS, was 24)

Skills: 
Common Knowledge (the Empire)
Consume Alcohol
Dodge Blow
Row
Sail
Scale Sheer Surface
Speak Language (Reikspiel)
Trade (Miner) (From Wissenlander traits)
Swim
Intimidate
Evaluate

Talents:
Street Fighting
Menacing
Seasoned Traveller
Hardy (From Wissenlander traits)
Strike Mighty Blow (Random starting trait)
Very Strong
Dealmaker
Strike to Stun

Trappings:
Hand Weapon
Medium Armor (Mail Shirt, Leather Jack, Leather Leggings, Leather Skullcap and Helmet)
Shield
Tattoos
Horse and Cart
Horse with Saddle and Harness
3 Pairs of Manacles
10 yards of rope
9 Thralls (1d10)

Advances Left:0/1500
+1 A(Freebie)
Strike Mighty Blow(Manmode)
+10 WS (200xp)
+10 S (200xp)
+5 T (100xp)
+10Ag (200xp)
+2 W (200xp)
Exit to Slaver
Intimidate (100xp)
Evaluate (100xp)
Dealmaker (100xp)
Strike to Stun (100xp)
+10 S (200xp)

InViolentAgreement fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Oct 18, 2014

Ryuujin
Sep 26, 2007
Dragon God
Your parents weren't very creative. Two sons named Magnus and two daughters named Alexa.

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?
Wow your family is poo poo, son. Dad's a tomb robber, mom's out at sea all the fuckin' time, and your siblings either steal dead people, FROM dead people, or make fart jokes for a living, and then there's you, followin' in momma's footsteps but with more stabbing.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

John Dyne posted:

Wow your family is poo poo, son. Dad's a tomb robber, mom's out at sea all the fuckin' time, and your siblings either steal dead people, FROM dead people, or make fart jokes for a living, and then there's you, followin' in momma's footsteps but with more stabbing.

Wow, rude.

InViolentAgreement
Sep 26, 2014

John Dyne posted:

Wow your family is poo poo, son. Dad's a tomb robber, mom's out at sea all the fuckin' time, and your siblings either steal dead people, FROM dead people, or make fart jokes for a living, and then there's you, followin' in momma's footsteps but with more stabbing.

Yeah, on top of the fact that my pappy couldn't get sober enough to think of a different name other than Alexa or Magnus, it's hardly any wonder that I took to the sea with the goal to murder and steal.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

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I thought it was because the kids kept dying young due to all the plague victims they kept grave robbing.

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?

InViolentAgreement posted:

Yeah, on top of the fact that my pappy couldn't get sober enough to think of a different name other than Alexa or Magnus, it's hardly any wonder that I took to the sea with the goal to murder and steal.

And one of them had to avoid the family business and BECOME AN ENTERTAINER OF ALL THE RANALD hosed THINGS, BOY WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WEARIN' THEM ELFIN TIGHTS TO THE TABLE, BY SIGMAR I SWEAR.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!


Molok

Race: Elf
Height: 5’10
Hair: Gold
Eyes: Purple
Star Sign: Mummit the Fool
Age: 45
Birthplace: The Great Forest
Careers: Raconteur, Acolyte of Tzeentch

Characteristics:
WS 30
BS 31
S 65
T 67 (Shallya’s Mercy)
A 61
I 50
WP 47
F 41

Attacks: 1
Wounds: 12
Movement: 6
Magic: 0
Insanity: 0
Fate: 2

Armor: 8
Fear: 6

Skills:
Academic Knowledge (Daemonology)
Academic Knowledge (Necromancy)
Blather
Charm
Common Knowledge (Elves)
Common Knowledge (Empire)
Gossip
Magical Sense
Perception
Performer (Comedian)
Performer (Storyteller)
Read/Write
Speak Language (Dark Tongue)
Speak Language (Eltharin)
Speak Language (Reikspiel)

Talents:
Aethyric Attunement
Coolheaded
Excellent Vision
Night Vision
Etiquette
Frightening
Inured to Chaos
Natural Weapons
Public Speaking
Seasoned Traveller

Mutations:
Electrical Touch - You can shock enemies for 1d10+3 damage that ignores armor. Doing so makes you have to recharge for 1d10 rounds. If you have yet to discharge and an enemy strikes you with a metal weapon, they must test agility or take 1d10+5 damage that ignores armor.
Mechanoid - You gain the Natural Weapons talent, and 3 armor points all over your body. You suffer -30 to all silent move tests due to your mechanical legs being so loud and grating, but you gain +1 movement. You cannot be healed by normal means; only someone with Trade (Engineer) can heal you, testing at -20 to recover 1d10 wounds.
Metal Body - Your entire body has been transformed into gold. Your armor is boosted by 5 points, and you are now immune to fire and cold. However, electricity deals double damage to you, and your entire body is worth close to five hundred gold.
Regeneration - You heal incredibly fast. Test toughness every round to recover 1 wound.
Uncontrollable Flatulence - You have magical murder farts.
Unnatural Appetite - You can no longer be sustained by normal food and drink. Now, you must devour critics to survive.

Trappings:
Common Clothing (robes)
Cloak
Knife, backpack and gear
Hand weapon (cudgel)
Dagger
Best Clothing (2)
Outrageous hat
Symbol of Tzeentch
Vestments of Tzeentch

Rolls:

Statistics
Wounds & Fate
Mutation modifiers
Origin
Advances

Background:

Once, there was a young and callow elven diplomat who bungled his assignment so badly that he was forced to take to the adventurer's life out of sheer embarrassment, earning his way from inn to inn with bawdy jokes and stories of his homeland. That hapless elf may have been Molok. He doesn't know himself, but fragments of that past are the only thing he remembers before the night he camped in a barren waste with a dubious band of pilgrims and awoke to find Chaos imps replacing his flesh and blood with plates and wires of gleaming metal.

For some time, Molok continued to play his trade as a teller of tales in the Night Market, protected only by a coat of paint, hideous strength, and the tendency for his body to vent lethal electrical discharges and noxious fumes. However, instead of wistful stories of the elven homelands and ribald tales of debauchery, his stories took on a fervent, even religious bent. Chaos, he had decided, was the void from which all things come and to which all things return, and his fellow mutants and heretics were simply new and novel creations of the universe, closer along to the inevitable future where the whole thing collapses in on itself. Still, his stories were the product of visions and nightmares rather than any real learning, until he got the attention of the cultists of Tzeentch. Now that he's been initiated into their brethren and given a thorough education in the ways of Chaos, Molok is hungry to discover ancient treasures and forbidden lore.


[I retooled the character from a Demagogue to something I thought would be more useful on an ACTION CHAOS ARCHAEOLOGY DIG. If a cult acolyte isn't appropriate, I'm happy to go with the other version of the character. He'll still rant about Chaos like the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.]

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?
Pick whichever of the two you'd think you'd enjoy more, and we can use that one.

I'll post my picks tomorrow.

Astus
Nov 11, 2008
Finally edited in a background for my skinless, hunchback, cowardly anthead Elf Wizard.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

John Dyne posted:

Pick whichever of the two you'd think you'd enjoy more, and we can use that one.

I'll post my picks tomorrow.
Oh, definitely the Tzeentch cultist. Blue and gold robes match my everything.

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?


Sormus - Gumper
Waci - Gustav Imhold
MaliciousOnion - Draugur
Halloween Jack - Molok
Astus - Mormacar
Swags - Kradmirg
Olan - Lendaerous
hukhukhuk - Siegfried

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?
Go ahead and come up with how you guys got together or whatever, and I'll have the new thread up later today or tomorrow.

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Oh right I forgot I can conjure psychic clothes until I get pissed at something, that would have been much easier to attempt to find a SFW portrait.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Draugur, don't stand next to me. No offense, I'm just pretty ductile.

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
You're immune to fire, so we can fistbump to infinity.

Is there a mutant tavern or some sort of club through which we all know each other?

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?
The Night Market in Nuln is basically an underground community of mutants and poo poo. If you want you could have like 'The Boar's rear end Is His Head Tavern' or something. Could just be a band of mercs; could all be hired separately or together. Your calls.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
I have a boss shop that could be flavoured as a tavern/general store. Especially considering I picked up shitloads of alcohol.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Owning your own shop! That sounds fantastic. Of course, owning your own business, you always have layabouts laying about, talking about how you ought to do this or that. Bzzt. Everyone's a critic, you know. You don't have any scalawags like that dangling about, do you? Do you? Bzzt.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
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GUMPER DRINK APPLEJUICE. APPLEJUICE IS HAM'ST DRINK!

Astus
Nov 11, 2008
I'm going to guess that Mormacar and Waci's Gustav Imhold have at least heard of each other, both being heretic wizards in hiding. And Mormacar might have worked with any of the others if the job offered a chance at mystical knowledge or just spell ingredients.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Halloween Jack posted:

Owning your own shop! That sounds fantastic. Of course, owning your own business, you always have layabouts laying about, talking about how you ought to do this or that. Bzzt. Everyone's a critic, you know. You don't have any scalawags like that dangling about, do you? Do you? Bzzt.

One of the downsides to running a tavern/shop that caters to people willing to buy from a flaming, acid covered, eagled headed merchant is that you occasionally need some muscle to clear out troublemakers. You also need someone to actually handle the merchandise.

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
I have illusion of normalcy, maybe I could be the handler of merchandise, but I too am an acid sweating goon.

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3674356 GO NERDS GO

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I'm a little confused about who/what qualifies as a critic for purposes of satisfying my Unnatural Appetite. Especially since we may be in a lifeless stretch of desert for months.

Also, what does Chaos gear do? I haven't found it in the corebook or ToC yet.

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?
Chaos armor lets you cast and move with no penalty and functions as normal armor in terms of protection; it may have CHAOS ENCHANTMENTS upon it though. It should be page 178 in ToC. It can survive your mutations and in some cases enhance or hide them; Druagur could just be a guy in full plate and hide the fact he's a flaming angry skeleton.

As for what a critic is, I won't lie: the book does not loving define it. It leaves a lot of that to interpretation and imagination. I imagine you will be mostly feasting on the Eberts and Siskels of the old world, though; I'll say you have an innate understanding of when someone can be very judgmental and critical and can know they will sate your hungers.

Which means you are going to run into a goblin-esque Jay Sherman out in the Marsh of Madness.

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Well, okay, but if he can play a trumpet with his navel I think I'm obliged to initiate him.

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