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SPACE HOMOS posted:what if you had tony hawk busting through peoples windows like that bagel bites commercial but instead of stealing their bites he has a claymore strapped to the bottom of his skateboard. And now I'm fully erect
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SPACE HOMOS posted:what if you had tony hawk busting through peoples windows like that bagel bites commercial but instead of stealing their bites he has a claymore strapped to the bottom of his skateboard. someone get a kickstarter for a short film going
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SPACE HOMOS posted:what if you had tony hawk busting through peoples windows like that bagel bites commercial but instead of stealing their bites he has a claymore strapped to the bottom of his skateboard. this could work e: will there be bagel bites?
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Oct 28, 2014 02:46
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Oct 28, 2014 02:49
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idea: make nuclear bombs that are inside bullets and give them to all the soldiers. It would be like the loving explosive bullet cheat in GTA. Every war would be won within days.
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Nov 1, 2014 12:11
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drat now I want bagel bites
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Nov 1, 2014 14:33
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put acid in all the bullets. when they hit someone they melt them. hth
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Nov 9, 2014 12:27
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soak all the bullets in gasoline (or something else flammable). then when you shoot them, they are on fire, and they set the enemys on fire
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Nov 9, 2014 12:27
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fill the bullets with ebola blood
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Nov 9, 2014 12:28
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make a giant bullet that shoots guns. the enemies would be confused and try to grab the guns, thinking they were their own, but the guns would be going very fast and hurt them e: maybe make the guns fake so they cant shoot you with them
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Nov 9, 2014 12:29
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have one guy with a paintball gun and have him shoot first. when the enemies think u brought the wrong guns to the big fight, u shoot them in the head a lot
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Nov 9, 2014 12:30
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lol at the silly ideas in here, my idea is to make a rocket that explodes in the air and throws on enemys a fire rain that burns them to death withing a range of 1km, that'd be awesome (maybe it already exists).
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Nov 9, 2014 13:15
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genetically engineered weiners grown on rats' backs. soldiers will carry a bag of them and stuff them in the mouth of dead foes. when the enemy sees their comrades with weiners in their mouths, they will become demoralized. old men investing in weiner replacement technology will help fund it.
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Nov 9, 2014 14:24
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make a picture book of every episode of two and a half men then drop them over the middle east.
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Replace every Troop's teeth with two enameled ceramic solid horseshoe-shaped grinding/chomping plates, sort of like dentures. I also like to imagine them having the texture of that one side of a meat-tenderizing mallet. 1. We could do away with military dental treatment, eliminating millions of dollars of waste. The chomper plates could easily be replaced if they broke by a corpsman or medic. 2. This would also enable us to save untold billions on MRE's in terms of space for packaging and on developing gravies and curries that stay liquid for 20 years because we could reduce them all into bars that would just have a different flavor in a different section of the bar as you gnawed through them with your freak future-teeth. The money saved, of course, would be spent on new-production A-10s and B-52s
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Nov 9, 2014 19:39
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cum soaked bullets to get the enemy pregnant and they can't fight anymore
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Helldump Immunity. posted:cum soaked bullets to get the enemy pregnant and they can't fight anymore racism is not allowed on this forum
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Nov 10, 2014 10:48
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Just drop massive amounts of white phosphorus in major population/economic areas of our enemies and send in group troops with lawn chairs and coolers filled with beer and hot dogs for roasting. Make sure everyone knows all the words to "Kumbaya" before deploying.
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Nov 10, 2014 16:33
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emmie posted:racism is not allowed on this forum Shut up you dirty Jew.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Just drop massive amounts of white phosphorus in major population/economic areas of our enemies and send in group troops with lawn chairs and coolers filled with beer and hot dogs for roasting. Make sure everyone knows all the words to "Kumbaya" before deploying. every time white phosphorus is mentioned i think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b7TaLjdXMc&t=168s Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Nov 15, 2014 |
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Two Finger posted:every time white phosphorus is mentioned i think of this Really? All it does for me is make this start to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
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napalm sticks to kids, charcoal fingers and barbecue ribs
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What we are all ignoring is an elegant solution to the sewage problem. Our cities make billions of gallons of poo poo every day. We need to drop something on our enemies. If anything, the flight squad badge will probably be a larf.
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Nov 15, 2014 22:48
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Lotron posted:What we are all ignoring is an elegant solution to the sewage problem. Our enemies won't notice a difference considering their streets and their sewers are often the same thing
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Booblord Zagats posted:Our enemies won't notice a difference considering their streets and their sewers are often the same thing
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Willy Pete posted:Mix some white phosphorous in, so when they explode they throw burning poo poo everywhere. one of the only pictures I have of anything outside the wire in Iraq is one I took through the windshield of the humvee i was tc'ing of us driving over a little river of burning poo poo in Tall'Afar lmao gently caress the middle east forever
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DownByTheWooter posted:one of the only pictures I have of anything outside the wire in Iraq is one I took through the windshield of the humvee i was tc'ing of us driving over a little river of burning poo poo in Tall'Afar lmao gently caress the middle east forever he who controls the poo poo controls the universe jesus havent you ever read the Koran it's a book by Mohammed herbert
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