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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

let's face facts, doritos are actually really terrible to eat while gaming because you get dorito dust on your gaming hands and then it gets all over your controllers and turns into gaming gunk

i really like dried dates, cookies, thin crust pizza (regular crust can be a bit moist), and sandwiches, but i'm sure there's way more good stuff out there

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Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
I devote 100% of my focus to gaming while gaming. No time to snack.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Fargield posted:

I devote 100% of my focus to gaming while gaming. No time to snack.

:agreed:

use posting about games as a downtime for refueling, op

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

there's plenty of downtime between matches for some snacks

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
Real gamers consume all of their necessary nutrients via intravenous drip

woofbro
Nov 25, 2013

In between all the fetal matter and semen on my controllers Doritos dust is the last of my problems.

iuvian
Dec 27, 2003
darwin'd



Kobold eBooks
Mar 5, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.
dried fruit is great for a pick-me-up energy boost when I need that extra zing to own nublets

loving dried mango is the poo poo man

you don't even know

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Take some Gushers and toss them in the fridge and they get awesome!

Or frozen grapes those are good too.

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
If you eat while sitting down and not moving you are a terrible person

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

bathroomrage posted:

dried fruit is great for a pick-me-up energy boost when I need that extra zing to own nublets

loving dried mango is the poo poo man

you don't even know

dried mango sounds delicious, i've only ever had dried dates and apricots

Kobold eBooks
Mar 5, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.

Dexters Secret posted:

dried mango sounds delicious, i've only ever had dried dates and apricots

the only thing better than dried mango is dried mango when high as gently caress

dried apricots are pretty great tho

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
people think im weird but i use a camel back filled with mountain dew

this is the true reason they call me turtlicious

because im round and have a constant green hump, i also will die if im rolled on my back and no-one tries to tip me over

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

Turtle Sandbox posted:

If you eat while sitting down and not moving you are a terrible person

i exclusively eat while on a treadmill. cereal is a challenge

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

Turtlicious posted:

people think im weird but i use a camel back filled with mountain dew

this is the true reason they call me turtlicious

because im round and have a constant green hump, i also will die if im rolled on my back and no-one tries to tip me over

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!

i would eat these

but jesus christ that marketing

what in the gently caress is old skool about pizza eggrolls? not a drat thing

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Lol if you are such a fake gamer that you ever stop playing to get food

Fake gamers stop for snack brakes, real gamers realize at 5 AM they didn't eat anything since they woke up at 6AM passed out on their desk, and then they die

Edit: real gamer http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4137782.stm

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!
smash mouth eat the egg rolls



Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
A really dedicated guildmaster never stops in the middle of a raid for food. No matter the degree of diabetes. A REAL guildmaster can lead a raid, keep up healing/tanking/dps and load an insulin needle at the same time. A real guild master doesnt need feet or eyesight. A real guild master knows that in a pinch the contents of a shaken upside down keyboard during the walk to the next raid boss are all the true sustenance one needs. A real guildmaster does not stop to look at porn. Their female night elf, shortened to "Nelf" in casual conversation is the only thing that they need. Your video game waifu is there for you to ravish. But NOT DURING RAID NIGHT.

Kobold eBooks
Mar 5, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.

Lemming posted:

Lol if you are such a fake gamer that you ever stop playing to get food

Fake gamers stop for snack brakes, real gamers realize at 5 AM they didn't eat anything since they woke up at 6AM passed out on their desk, and then they die

Edit: real gamer http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4137782.stm

if by real gamer you mean real scrub gamers that I could own with my eyes closed because I eat healthy take breaks and take care of my body to tune it into the maximum ownage machine

when you don't eat and don't hydrate and don't rest you turn into a useless skinny shell of a gamer that can't even clear a single world of Mario without stopping to get a mushroom like a loving nerd

Kobold eBooks fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Oct 14, 2014

Kobold eBooks
Mar 5, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.

Talkc posted:

A really dedicated guildmaster never stops in the middle of a raid for food. No matter the degree of diabetes. A REAL guildmaster can lead a raid, keep up healing/tanking/dps and load an insulin needle at the same time. A real guild master doesnt need feet or eyesight. A real guild master knows that in a pinch the contents of a shaken upside down keyboard during the walk to the next raid boss are all the true sustenance one needs. A real guildmaster does not stop to look at porn. Their female night elf, shortened to "Nelf" in casual conversation is the only thing that they need. Your video game waifu is there for you to ravish. But NOT DURING RAID NIGHT.

a real guildmaster is pro enough to calculate the optimum autorun angle and rotation macros so he can set both and cruise through the pre-boss dungeon laughing the whole way as he takes a walk around the block takes a long drink of water and slams some loving apples to keep his vitamins up because a real guildmaster don't got time to let his real-world hit points(that's RLHP to you low-levels) get low

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
protein bars were designed for just this very task

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

rainbow cookies, fruit roll ups, muddy buddies, dried fruits, bananas, cucumbers, italian sausage, hot dogs, corn cobs

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

ugh no way i'm gonna put that in my

oh wait, us inspected

well on second thought maybe i WILL chow down

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
*walks thru town square with pizza eggrolls box held overhead while people run screaming*

Do not be afraid! These eggrolls impregnated with spiced Italian meat have been deemed edible by a United States government organization. They can provide sustenance!

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

doughnut holes

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

dried fruit are good, I like dried dates, raisins (the lighter colored, less vinegary ones) and sometimes dried pineapple (unsweetened).

dried apricots good too

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.
I put a frozen dinner and Mountain Dew in the blender.

Gamer smoothie.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Discount Viscount posted:

i would eat these

but jesus christ that marketing

what in the gently caress is old skool about pizza eggrolls? not a drat thing

i'm heading to flavortown sorry scrub

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

matrix ripoff posted:

*walks thru town square with pizza eggrolls box held overhead while people run screaming*

Do not be afraid! These eggrolls impregnated with spiced Italian meat have been deemed edible by a United States government organization. They can provide sustenance!

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
cashews

cute anime girl
Feb 14, 2014

Panini for your soul

liquid courage
Aug 12, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RISQc8mptK4

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

It looks like the Dinner thread has adopted the Gaming Grub label so I'm gonna close this thread. Game bless.

edit: wait why is that thread's rating completely tanked? maybe I shouldn't close this thread.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
look at you fuckin scrubs eating food

its all about liquids. weight gainers for carbs and protein powder for proteins. goes down in a few seconds

just have a pissbottle ready nearby

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Lol if your not constantly trying to gain weight.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Skilleddk posted:

look at you fuckin scrubs eating food

its all about liquids. weight gainers for carbs and protein powder for proteins. goes down in a few seconds

just have a pissbottle ready nearby

whats the ideal bottle for someone that has a lot of girth

this is important

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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Wormskull posted:

Lol if your not constantly trying to gain weight.

lol if you have to try to gain weight

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