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Ristolaz posted:You are as beautiful as the hubble nebula pictures and you make the blood travel to both the intelligence detecting part of my brain as well as my nether regions.
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Kylra posted:Hello Sir and/or Madam. I would like to have sex with you. Are you having a nice day? Good, then let us commence intercourse at once. stop stealing my lines
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 01:21 |
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People who are talented at writing smut make way more money doing that than they would writing video game fantasy dialogue op
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 01:37 |
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i have noticed that the gold ring i just gave you provided a +5 to our relationship, bringing us to a net total of 80 relationship points. as i result i have unlocked titty fondling and i will do so.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 01:38 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i have noticed that the gold ring i just gave you provided a +5 to our relationship, bringing us to a net total of 80 relationship points. as i result i have unlocked titty fondling and i will do so.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 02:34 |
Mr. Pumroy posted:i have noticed that the gold ring i just gave you provided a +5 to our relationship, bringing us to a net total of 80 relationship points. as i result i have unlocked titty fondling and i will do so. quote:titty mods ban this sick filth
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 02:36 |
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Is this the author of thata cock shaped fruit posted:Not that I didn't think it was a good concept, in fact I really wanted to play it - but as a long time Uber enthusiast (I am the weirdo that stopped by their studio to shake hands with people while on my honeymoon) I feel they need to work on finishing projects before starting new ones.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:01 |
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Is it just me, or do a lot of weird dudes make this game?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:03 |
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Wormskull posted:Dons a cheesecutter and a vest. Shall we go ought for a night on the town first?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:04 |
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what is a shole?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:12 |
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Wormskull posted:And last but not least there was at least one person in your middle school gym class like one of the guys who just sits in the corner on the highest row of the bleachers reading dragon fantasy novels has said this while jerking off. yeah aka me
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:15 |
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Wormskull posted:Very stilted and awkward, and it's how I imagine Phallic Baldwin talks to women lmfao. its kind of sad you keep bringing phally b up even though he doesnt post here.. just get over him already. its hard to watch.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:16 |
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Phallic Baldwin/Shadow Isaac is a legend around these parts.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:20 |
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*thinks about putting it in my a**hole*
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:28 |
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esrb is worthless if it can't confirm/deny gay elf sex
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:20 |
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'greetings fair maiden we have experienced multiple quests and i have been your friend this whole time. now it is time to repay me in sex credits."
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:26 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:esrb is worthless if it can't confirm/deny gay elf sex The developers have already revealed all the romance options you stupid human being.,
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:31 |
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You can choose to be a gay Elf, and have sex with a Qunari or the Human Gay, or you can me a female gay and have sex with the gay girl elf companion.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:32 |
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Maltag posted:its kind of sad you keep bringing phally b up even though he doesnt post here.. just get over him already. its hard to watch. If I wanted to hear the opinions of an rear end in a top hat, I'd fart. Piss off.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 10:01 |
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Wormskull posted:If I wanted to hear the opinions of an rear end in a top hat, I'd fart. Piss off. lol you sound a bit mad... anyway, im going to be over on badgame with my friend p.b. ernjoying his funny and awesome posts while you hang out with the gbs 2.0 crew.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:51 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:*swaggering into a Noise Club, wearing all manner of retarded poo poo like vests and cheesecutters* I like the way your tits bounce lets do a sex. Btw, I'm not even high. "bee tee dub"
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:51 |
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Pewdiepie posted:*Looks upon you fondly, with great sexual pleasure and respect*
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:52 |
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*lols to sself* oh, sorry.. was just thinking about this post the peebster made the other day about selling his last of us remastered german import case on reddit
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:53 |
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Maltag posted:*lols to sself* oh, sorry.. was just thinking about this post the peebster made the other day about selling his last of us remastered german import case on reddit Lmao.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 12:04 |
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That sounds like some pc gamer nerd poo poo, what does this have to do with grtting my rocks off wat hing the latest gay elf bioware soap opera you bison?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 12:04 |
The Real Barenziah posted:They settled into Rifton for the winter, taking a cheap room in the slums. Barenziah joined the Thieves' Guild, knowing there would be trouble if she were caught free-lancing. One day in the barroom she caught the eye of a known member of the guild, a bold young Khajiit named Therris. She offered to bed with him if he would sponsor her for membership. He looked her over, grinning, and agreed, but said she'd still have to pass a test.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 12:23 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:*swaggering into a Noise Club, wearing all manner of retarded poo poo like vests and cheesecutters* I like the way your tits bounce lets do a sex. Btw, I'm not even high.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 13:18 |
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Maltag posted:*lols to sself* oh, sorry.. was just thinking about this post the peebster made the other day about selling his last of us remastered german import case on reddit lmfao
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 15:20 |
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now post the part where Barenziah fucks that khajiit
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 15:25 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Phallic Baldwin/Shadow Isaac is a legend around these parts.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 16:26 |
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zeal posted:now post the part where Barenziah fucks that khajiit barbs
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 18:16 |
I like a poo poo!
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 18:19 |
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where is the gender equality here. i would like to see lines about the way a man's balls slap around when he tapdances for me prior to sexual intercourse, thank you
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