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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

drilldo squirt posted:

Does the browser work at all in the wii u because it doesn't on the wii and watching porno on my tv seems like a cool thing to do.

The best part of having a gamer girl is having sex and then she kicks your rear end in Mario kart and you fall asleep cuddling watching super metroid speed runs

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darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?

elf help book posted:

nintendo is magic please believe in nintendo

the last time nintendo was in this situation was the goddamn super nintendo

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

The best part of having a gamer girl is having sex and then she kicks your rear end in Mario kart and you fall asleep cuddling watching super metroid speed runs

You're living the life, guy.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

The best part of having a gamer girl is having sex and then she kicks your rear end in Mario kart and you fall asleep cuddling watching super metroid speed runs

drat. frankly, I'm jealous, but happy for you nevertheless.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Let's all buy Nintendo Wiis and post about it.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
western games are fuckin HORSESHIT

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

mabels big day posted:

drat. frankly, I'm jealous, but happy for you nevertheless.

All gamers will find love eventually friend

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

All gamers will find love eventually friend

:unsmith:

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

All gamers will find love eventually friend

I can confirm that this is in fact true.

glam bam rock
Jun 2, 2009

aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww
WHAM BAM THANK YA GLAM

Mercury Crusader posted:

The Nintendo Wii U is a video game console with really fun video games, some you cannot get on any other platform. It is a good console.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

drilldo squirt posted:

Does the browser work at all in the wii u because it doesn't on the wii and watching porno on my tv seems like a cool thing to do.
Browsing porn on the tv has never been better. You can hide the browser window from the TV behind CG curtains, browse your horrible filthy smut on the gamepad and open the curtains on the TV for everyone to see. It comes with an optional drumroll and tada.wav.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDUv_8Dw-Mw

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

darealkooky posted:

why should I be okay with nintendo making GBS threads out inferior products to stuff they did a decade ago with less 1080p's available, games are supposed to be getting better with new technology not worse

you can't even play double dash on the wiiu even though the system is just two wii's taped together (which is four gamecubes)

because you tocuh yourself at night

Slur
Mar 6, 2013

It's the Final Countdown.

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

All gamers will find love eventually friend

I personally disagree.

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

lesbian baphomet posted:

and Monster Hunter 4 is on the horizon......

Monhun 4 is 3ds only

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
I admit I've made mistakes. We all do. For me it was the thought that "Next Gen" mattered. That there was a calling to something new.

I was wrong. We all are sometimes.

Its time to come home.

To the one I, no we all love.

Nintendo.

My Body is finally ready.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
for 200 bucks and under, you can't go wrong.

except if your pad breaks and you have to shell out 120 bucks for a replacement because the system is tied to it like a Siamese twin.

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
Apparently Store.nintendo cleared their stock this evening.

Pretty impressive.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
my wiiu is sitting in my wishlist. its a black 32gb new super mario u+luigiU with a classic controller.

as soon as scrooge mcduck pays me a visit i am hitting the poo poo out of the purchase button. p. excited to tell the truth. especially as i got all those wii games to play for the first time too

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
You're still able to preorder the Smash WiiU bundle with the GC controller, right? I'll be doing that sometime over the next month.

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

The last time I turned my WiiU on was to preorder the Mario kart dlc and there was something wrong with nintendos servers so I turned it off again
good poo poo

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

elf help book posted:

western games are fuckin HORSESHIT
Croatia is best game country. This is fact.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

I want a Wii U so bad now and if I know myself at all I'll buy all these loving old games all over again........drat it

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

The best part of having a gamer girl is having sex and then she kicks your rear end in Mario kart and you fall asleep cuddling watching super metroid speed runs

this, except it's her kicking my rear end in street fighter or us playing some metal slug and it's usually Trailer Park Boys

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

Meme Emulator posted:

Monhun 4 is 3ds only

Oh, i just assumed it would be cross-platform like 3u. well, glad to be a 3DS gamer

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PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

darealkooky posted:

there are some cool mario kart games that aren't double dash or the first one that have their own reasons for liking them, mk8 just feels like a step back in every direction besides having okay online play
that perfectly describes mk8 as well though, even if you deny it? the good parts about it are that it has some of the best-feeling core driving mechanics/gameplay, it looks absolutely beautiful, and has some of the best course design in series history (the new bowser's castle and mount wario alone justify its existence). it is also probably the second most skill-based mario kart game so far, at least of the ones Ive played (with only mkds having an even higher skill ceiling). the item balance is also fairly good, regardless of what people (scrubs) will tell you. yes its true there are some valid complaints; the character and kart balance is all kinds of screwed and its severely lacking in content, like you said. also dont play it with a wiimote, play it with the gamepad or a pro controller.

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