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Meat Recital: Mar 26, 2009; by zen death robot

new binding of isaac game? cool

Today I Found Out I have AIDS? well, thanks for letting me know

smash bros dlc? too epic

dancing samus butt? serenity now

thank you IMP ZONE

# ? Oct 30, 2014 20:55

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Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

I smoke weed and search for sweet poon.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 20:57

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Wormskull posted:

I smoke weed and search for sweet poon.

if its too sweet they might have a health problem. Be alert for changes in your partner's discharge.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:05

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Real hurthling! posted:

if its too sweet they might have a health problem. Be alert for changes in your partner's discharge.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:13

qnqnx: Nov 14, 2010

Meat Recital posted:

new binding of isaac game? cool

Today I Found Out I have AIDS? well, thanks for letting me know

smash bros dlc? too epic

dancing samus butt? serenity now

thank you IMP ZONE

# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:16

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Too sweet? Is that a problem?

# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:19

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Too sweet? Is that a problem?

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Date Review: My wild and crazy night with forum female superstar Widestancer!

Wow boys this thread works fast, Wide PMed me early last night and we met up at her place. I brought my antique can of vintage fountain dew code red (first run, natch) and we cracked it open and let the party start right. We talked over her matching ewok cups from the return of the Jedi that came back to theaters in 1998 and then I showed her the goods, a pristine copy of star ocean 2. Having never played it she booted up the PSX while I was fingering her. Once she chose Claude I knew she was the girl of my dreams. Later that night while I was fuckjng her doggy style as she played super metroid and showing me her speed run skills (let's just say boys, the pussy is tighter than the timing window on landing bomb jumps to all the secret areas, skipping most of the game), I finished all over her back tattoo of bimmy and jimmy from double dragon 2 and called it a night. Would see again 9/10 is my final score

I hope not

# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:23

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

i gotta get me one of those

# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:27

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

lmfao I forgot all about that post. It's been a wild ride from that first date

# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:27

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Get you some god drat Poon Tang.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:27

Dexters Secret: Jun 19, 2014

but what about the important issues of #GamerGa-bahahaha i can't even keep a straight face

# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:32

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

aren't you concerned about the integrity of video games journalism

how will we know whether or not the new triple A title is a 9.5/10 or a 10/10

# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:32

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Date Review: My wild and crazy night with forum female superstar Widestancer!

Wow boys this thread works fast, Wide PMed me early last night and we met up at her place. I brought my antique can of vintage fountain dew code red (first run, natch) and we cracked it open and let the party start right. We talked over her matching ewok cups from the return of the Jedi that came back to theaters in 1998 and then I showed her the goods, a pristine copy of star ocean 2. Having never played it she booted up the PSX while I was fingering her. Once she chose Claude I knew she was the girl of my dreams. Later that night while I was fuckjng her doggy style as she played super metroid and showing me her speed run skills (let's just say boys, the pussy is tighter than the timing window on landing bomb jumps to all the secret areas, skipping most of the game), I finished all over her back tattoo of bimmy and jimmy from double dragon 2 and called it a night. Would see again 9/10 is my final score

# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:33

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

I knew it was love when she called me a human being for falling from the noob bridge

# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:37

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Isn't meat recital the empty quote crying guy.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:47

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Isn't meat recital the empty quote crying guy.

zen death robot posted:

Yes

lol

# ? Oct 30, 2014 22:47

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

zen death robot posted:

Yes

# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:13

Plebian Parasite: Oct 12, 2012

Hot new imp gameing news: Following competitive dota ranks you among the saddest fags in the gaming world

# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:18

ForeverSmug: Oct 9, 2012

No Such Thing posted:

Hot new imp gameing news: Following competitive dota ranks you among the saddest fags in the gaming world

that's not news

# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:20

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

this just in: bowser says n*gger in mario kart 8

# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:37

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Mr. Pumroy posted:

this just in: bowser says n*gger in mario kart 8

# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:38

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

imp zone best zone

# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:39

Leadthumb: Mar 24, 2006

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

imp zone best zone

qft

# ? Oct 30, 2014 23:40

Bolverkur: Aug 9, 2012

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

imp zone best zone

# ? Oct 31, 2014 00:27

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

arf jason should make a 3d print of the ops post and ram it up his rear end!!!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 00:29

Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

Wormskull posted:

I smoke weed and search for sweet poon.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 00:38

Heran Bago: Aug 18, 2006

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Too sweet? Is that a problem?

It means body is not breaking down sugars and could be early indicator of diabetes. If what comes out of your partner tastes sweet or if your toilet bowl full of urine smells sweet get to a doctor.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:42

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

Heran Bago posted:

It means body is not breaking down sugars and could be early indicator of diabetes. If what comes out of your partner tastes sweet or if your toilet bowl full of urine smells sweet get to a doctor.

this is why i come to the impzone

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:45

mabels big day: Feb 25, 2012

I get all of my gaming news from the something awful Games board, and related subforums, including the imp zone.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:59

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:30

Dexters Secret: Jun 19, 2014

mabels big day posted:

I get all of my gaming news from the something awful Games board, and related subforums, including the imp zone.

please don't go to those boards, excluding the imp zone.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 04:04

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