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ITT lets share our injuries. Stupid, planed, pranks, deaths? Sure why not! (extra points if you're dead) My best injury; I was a driver for culinary for a giant fuckoff hotel. Was dinner crunch time. Had my box truck parked in front of the other driver who was using the dock lift. (the trucks have lifts of their own). Was taking a speed rack that was top loaded heavy down a ramp next to the dock lift to my truck. Old wheels decided to stop at the bottom of the ramp. I decided to catch speed rack with my head. 7 staples, concussion, compressed neck and 4 herniated disks. Besides going back to work after getting staples the best part? Was 300 pounds of bacon that bounced off my dumb head. loving bacon made me an inch shorter, a lil dumber and almost dead. Got too many more. Your turn!
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Nov 2, 2014 03:15
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Haven't really had anything too bad happen to me yet in life, thankfully. The most that ever happened to me was when I was cutting apples and sliced my thumb open an inch or two. Also almost killed myself when I was 10 by turning on my dad's car while it was still in the closed garage, but that's not really an injury as much as a near-death experience.
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Nov 2, 2014 03:34
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I gave myself a concussion while doing laundry. Never do laundry. Also I stabbed myself in the eye with a fake Christmas tree on Christmas Eve when I was a kid.
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Nov 2, 2014 07:27
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