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spaceships
Aug 4, 2005

i love too dumptruck

guacamole aficionado
i'm a dad, is this a thread for me?

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Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Ratjaculation posted:

hello.. i am a 21 year old tall,handsome indian guy with fair complexion and want to make a gf...i can send my pics if u wish..

also, you must be very pretty

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

spaceships posted:

i'm a dad, is this a thread for me?

[post deleted]r

Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW
i dont have any friends

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
FRIENDTALK [ A rousing success

wow, what an amazing first day guys there is all we have accomplished.... together:

1. Some amazing threads!
2. incredible photoshops!
3. harmony
4. inclusivness!

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

[post pending]

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

have you set up a PO box yet for snail mail

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
MORE CHNAGES COMING SOON CHECK THIS PAGE FOR UPDATES

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I was wondering if you could make a larger type face for the visually impaired and maybe something that would turn color images into black and white. Also assuming fedoras are fine now bc we all really old.

Oh and can we shut down the forums around 4pm EST as that is dinner time, maybe reopen them around 5am EST? Thanks

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Luvcow posted:

I was wondering if you could make a larger type face for the visually impaired and maybe something that would turn color images into black and white. Also assuming fedoras are fine now bc we all really old.

Oh and can we shut down the forums around 4pm EST as that is dinner time, maybe reopen them around 5am EST? Thanks


done.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Thank you, just sent a package of hard candies and several unused cans of tomato soup to you :)

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Hello is it alright if I post in this webspace? Thanks and have a blessed day.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Libelous Slander posted:

Hello is it alright if I post in this webspace? Thanks and have a blessed day.

make sure to sign the gurestbook

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Probate my rear end

Sully me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
This is my kinda thread.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

I have never had a friend before, will I find one here?

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Corn Thongs posted:

Probate my rear end

Sully me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

My, how the mighty have fallen...

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Friendtalk Shmendtalk

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
I'm seeing the changes implemented already and it's just excellent, thank you FRIEND Max

Also my niece heard us on the phone and thinks you're Santa, can she have a pony for xmas

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
im white man between 33 and 35, is friendtalk for me/

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
so is FRIENDTALK still about old ppl today? When's it gonna be the blacks turn, as was promised in the video?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



does lowtax still accept any old challenges for a boxing match, because i want to bop his nose.

*bop*

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
a/s/l?

Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW
it's really a shame what those thugs are doing in ferguson

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



This is awesome, finally the website I have always wanted. It's in my dreams and my pocket. Friendchat

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1R8Rx2db9c

ultimate dad here

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
Interesting

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Corn Thongs posted:

Probate my rear end

Sully me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Oh no, not corn thongs!

exp0n
Oct 17, 2004

roll the tapes
i think friend chat is a great and good thing

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Back from the slammer. I'm legit as gently caress now. :cool:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

wb

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Corn Thongs posted:

Back from the slammer. I'm legit as gently caress now. :cool:

:stare:

*cowers in fear and respect*

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
this thread was in my faves but I don't remember starring it or post in it
im scared things are different than I remember somebody hel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Welcome, you'll fit right in with your alzheimers

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Corn Thongs posted:

Back from the slammer. I'm legit as gently caress now. :cool:

I may be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that what makes an ex-crim truly legit (besides their official records and documentation) is if they smuggle back some contraband, hidden upon their person, for everyone else to squabble and fight over. Yep, think it's up in the SAC under "legit".. or something like that.

Sooooo, anyway.. whaddidya bring us??

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Crap
Nov 3, 2012

Corn Thongs posted:

Back from the slammer. I'm legit as gently caress now. :cool:

asking to be locked up is weak

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